Watermelon Thigh Squeeze

  • Season 3, Ep 302
  • 01/18/2011
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A woman crushes a watermelon with her thighs, inspiring Daniel to open up a smoothie shop. (1:12)

[audience ohs]

[laughter]

- WOW.

[laughter]

- WOW IS RIGHT.

CAN'T WE JUST SNUGGLE?

NOPE.GET OUT THE TARP.

GOTTA BE A BETTER WAYTO TELL IF IT'S RIPE.

DO NOT GO DOWN ON HERWHEN SHE'S ANGRY.

[audience ohs]

SHE IS GONNA HAVEAN ANT PROBLEM.

SHE SEEMS LIKETHE PERFECT EMPLOYEE

FOR MY NEW SIDE PROJECT.

- WELCOME TO TOSH.JUICE,

WHERE TOSH'S JUICEIS MY PASSION.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- A LARGE FRUITYMANGO BLAST, PLEASE.

- ONE LARGE FRUITYMANGO BLAST.

- GOD DAMN IT.ANOTHER LARGE?

NO MEDIUMS AROUND HERE?NO!

WHAT GOES IN IT?MANGO? A LITTLE MANGO?

[groans]

OH!

[audience laughter]

- [groans]

I'M SICK OF THESE HAWAIIANSCOMING IN HERE,

ORDERING PINEAPPLE,EVERYTHING PINEAPPLE.

IT HURTS!

YOU GUYS WANTA FREE PROTEIN SQUIRT?

- SURE. WHY NOT?- SHUT UP.

[laughter]

THAT'S WHY I DO SO MANYKEGEL EXERCISES.

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