Web Redemption - Phillies Taser Kid - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 318
  • 07/05/2011
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Daniel gives a young man who was tased at a Phillies game the one thing that every released convict desires. (6:39)

>> TO BE FARE IT WAS TAZE A FAN

NIGHT.

THAT'S STEVEN IT'S ILLEGAL TO

HAVE A GOOD TIME AT A BASEBALL

GAME.

I WISH EVERYONE RAN ON THE FIELD

THEY WOULDN'T CUTAWAY.

STEVEN DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU

SHOULD DO WHEN YOU DEAL WITH A

RENT -A- COP.

RUN THEY DON'T HAVE ANY POWER.

>> IF SECURITY GUARDS ARE NOT

ALLOWED TO CARRY GUNS I DON'T

HAVE TO OBEY THEIR MADE UP

RULES.

IT'S HARD TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

IT'S WORST IF YOU'RE A LADY.

NOBODY RESPECTS THE BADGE WITH A

TITTY BEHIND IT.

SPEAKING OF TITTIES ANY

PROFESSION THAT KEVIN JAMES HAS

BLADE IN -- ZOOKEEPER LOOKS LIKE

A ROMPER.

DO WE CARE IF TERRORISTS BLOW UP

THE GAGA DOME, IT'S THE FALCONS?

STEVEN DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM.

HE WANTED TO BE PART OF

AMERICA'S PASSTIME.

I PAID HIM A VISIT TO SCARE HIM

STRAIGHT IN THIS WEEK'S WEB

REDEMPTION.

>> [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP].

>> FRESH MEAT.

>> WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR?

>> TPEUPLY TAZE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR?

>> STREAKING.

>> WHAT GAME?

>> NO GAME, MY FRIEND.

STREAKING A PRISON.

[LAUGHING]

>> WHOSE GOING TO GET ME.

[BEEP]

>> YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

>> CALL ME.

>> ALRIGHT, STEVEN, I GOT US

THIS NICE SEEDY HOTEL ROOM TO

UNWIND.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY.

>> A COUPLE OF FRIENDS AND I

WERE GOING TO A PHILLY'S GAME.

DOLLAR DOG NIGHT.

>> DOLLAR DOG NIGHT.

>> YES, IT WAS.

>> HOW MANY TKAUGDZ DID YOU PUT

AWAY.

>> I WOULD SAY FIVE.

YOU HAD FIVE HOT DOGS IN YOU AND

YOU RAN LIKE THE WIND.

DID YOUR DAD TELL YOU NOT TO DO

THIS?

>> I CALLED HIM.

>> BEFORE YOU RAN ON THE FOLD?

>> YES.

>> WHAT DID HE SAY.

>> SON, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT'S A

GOOD IDEA.

>> DID YOU HANG UP THE PHONE

SAYING HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S

TALKING ABOUT.

>> I TOOK OFF AND JUMPED ON THE

FIELD.

I SAW A SECURITY GUARD POINTING

A GUN ON ME WITH A GREEN TIP.

I CALLED IT QUITS, DOVE IN THE

FIELD AND THAT WAS IT.

>> SO YOU GAVE UP BEFORE YOU

WERE SHOT.

>> YES.

>> AT THIS POINT WERE YOU LIKE

THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA OR GLAD

YOU DID IT URPLTS I WAS SHOCKED

IT WENT DOWN AND I WAS IT'S

AIRED.

>> WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING

TO HAPPEN.

>> I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE.

I WANTED TO GET OUT.

THERE.

>> YOU KNEW YOU WOULD BE

ARRESTED?

>> YES.

I KNEW SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN.

>> WERE YOU DRINKING?

>> NO NOT AT ALL.

>> DID HE ASK YOU IF YOU HAD A

HEART CONDITION BEFORE HE TAZEED

YOU?

>> YES.

>> THIS IS THE BLOOD STAIN WHERE

I WAS SHOT.

>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE A TIDE STICK

ON YOU.

>> DID ANYONE TRY TO HAVE SEX

WITH YOU IN THE JAIL?

>> NO, I WAS BY MYSELF.

>> THAT STINKS.

>> ARE YOU BAN FROM GOING TO

BASEBALL GAMES.

>> I AM NOT.

>> YOU CAN GO TO A PHILLY'S

GAME.

>> I HAVE BEEN TO ONE.

>> DID YOU THINK OF STORMING THE

FIELD AGAIN TO LET THEM KNOW

YOUR SPIRIT COULDN'T BE BROKE.

>> WERE YOU SURPRISED THE

STADIUM COPS TAZEED A WHITE KID.

>> YES.

>> YOU DIDN'T KNOCK UP A CHICK

IN HIGH SCHOOL, ARE YOU ADDICTED

TO DRUGS?

>> NO, I'M NOT.

>> WHAT WERE THE LEGAL

RAMIFICATIONS?

>> 6 MONTHS PROBATION, 60 HOURS

COMMUNITY SERVICE.

>> YOU PROBABLY WONDER WHY WE'RE

IN THE HOTEL.

>> I GOT YOU WHAT EVERY --

WANTS.

A NIGHT OF GUILT-FREE SEX WITH A

PROSTITUTE.

>> HELG OH,.

>> HELLO.

>> WHO IS THE LUCKY, FELLA.

>> NOT ME, MY FRIEND.

>> NO, THANK YOU.

>> HE HAS BEEN IN THE CLINICKERS

FOR 8 HOURS.

STEVEN, I HAD HER LAST WEEK.

SHE'S CLEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO

YEAR A CONDOM.

[BEEP]

>> I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW.

YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT.

>> WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

>> I GOT YOU SOMEONE TO TAZE.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> WHAT KIND OF [BEEP] IS THIS.

>> [BEEP].

>> THAT'S A HOOKER?

>> YES.

WE WERE HAG WILLING OVER THE

TIP.

YADA, YADA, YAD.

THERE IS A DEAD HOOKER IN MY

TRUNK.

GO GET HIM.

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

>> YES, I DO.

>> AND THAT'S WHY COPS SHOULDN'T

USE TASERS.

THEY ARE REALLY DANGEROUS AND

THEY CAN SERIOUSLY INJURY IF NOT

KILL SOMEONE.

>> YA, HE'S DEAD.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME GET RID OF

THE BODY .

>> RIP THE TEETH OUT?

>> YES.

>> GOOD.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE HOOKER?

>> NOBODY WILL MISS HER.

>> H EL HELP ME SHOVE THIS OFF A

CLIFF AND WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF

THIS DAY AGAIN.

>> COME ON.

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