Cold Steel Blade

  • Season 3, Ep 304
  • 02/01/2011
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The greatest thing about having a television show is that you can get any kind of weapon you want. (2:18)

- OUR TWO-HANDEDGREAT SWORD

IS THE BIGGEST SWORDWE MAKE.

- A BIG SWORD LIKE THIS

CAN MAKE IT LOOK EASYTO MAKE THAT DIFFICULT CUT.

[rock music]

- FUCK YEAH!

YOU'RE TELLING ME THATPORK SWORD WILL POP A BALLOON?

[laughter]

AMAZING.

ONE OF THE GREAT PARTSOF HAVING A SHOW

IS WHEN I SEE A VIDEOTHAT AWESOME, I JUST SCREAM,

"GET ME THAT DAMN SWORD,"

AND THREE DAYS LATER,THIS HAPPENS.

[rock music]

- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

- BECAUSE APPARENTLYGOD HATES YOU.

- DANIEL!

- OW!

- OH...

- WHAT?

- I WAS JOKING.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ACTUALLYCUT YOUR SON IN HALF.

- OH, ALL RIGHT.THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

OH, MAN.

I KILLED MY KID.

GOD.SUCH A PRANKSTER.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SWORDS WERENOT MEANT FOR CHOPPING WOOD.

YEAH.

I ALMOST KILLED TWO OF OURCAMERAMEN WHEN THE HANDLE BROKE.

[audience ohs]

- GAME OVER.

[laughter]

- WAY TO REACT.

- HE DOESN'T REALIZEHOW UNLUCKY HE WAS.

IF THAT SWORDWOULD HAVE HIT HIM,

HE WOULD HAVE MADESO MUCH MONEY.

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