Women Over 40 - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 404
  • 02/21/2012
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Are there any female celebrities over the age of 40 that Daniel would have sex with? (2:38)

A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME,

"DANIEL,WHAT FEMALE CELEBRITY

OVER 40WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH?"

I'M TIREDOF HEARING IT,

SO I'M GOING TO SETTHE RECORD STRAIGHT.

GOLDIE HAWN, 67.

I'M ACTUALLYA GOLDIE HAWN FAN.

I WOULD GO GOLDIE HAWNOVER KATE HUDSON.

THAT BEING SAID,NO CHANCE.

TINA FEY.

I THINK IT WOULD BEINTIMIDATING FOR ME

TO BE WITH A WOMAN WHO THINKSSHE'S FUNNIER THAN I AM.

UH, SO, NO.

GWEN STEFANI.

NO.

LUCY LIU,YOU'RE IN MY WHEELHOUSE.

BUT IF I'M GOINGTO GO ASIAN,

I'M GOING WITH A REALLY,REALLY YOUNG ONE.

LIKE, INTERNATIONAL WATERSYOUNG.

SANDRA BULLOCK.

OH, AMERICA'S SWEETHEART.NO.

ANNETTE BENING.

THAT'S INTERESTING.

THAT IS INTERESTING.

YEAH,NOW THAT'S A HUGE "NO."

QUEEN LATIFAH.

THAT IS JUST--THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH.

THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.

COURTNEY LOVE.

IS IT EVEN CONSIDERED SEX IFI'D HAVE TO WEAR FOUR CONDOMS?

ALL RIGHT, NO.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER, 46.

EVERYONE S--EVERYONE TELLS MESHE HAS A GREAT BODY.

SHE LOOKSLIKE SHE'S HIT THE WALL

AND THEN KEPT RUNNING INTO ITOVER AND OVER.

SHARON STONE.

I'M GOING TO SAY THISON TELEVISION.

I HATE THIS WOMAN.

I H--I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.

I HATEWHAT SHE STANDS FOR.

I DISAGREE WITH EVERY VIEWSHE'S EVER HAD.

THAT BEING SAID,SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,

AND I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE SEXWITH HER.

BROOKE--NO! UGH.

BY THE WAY, I W--I WANT TO GO BACK ON, UH,

UH, SHARON STONE.

UH, I--IN MY HEAD I'M LIKE,"YOU SAID YOU WOULD."

I DON'T THINK--I WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER.

SHARON STONE IS A N--BACK TO A "NO."

AND YOU'RE--BROOKE,YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A "NO."

OH, QUEEN ELIZABETH?

THAT ONE'S INTERESTING.

I'D LOVE TO HEARTHE CONVERSATION.

"DID YOU GUYS HEARWHO DANIEL JUST FUCKED?"

"NO, WHO?""QUEEN ELIZABETH."

"REALLY?"

"YEP,FUCKED QUEEN ELIZABETH."

"ARE THEY DATING?"

"DON'T KNOW."

ALL RIGHT, I THINK WHATWE'VE LEARNED FROM THIS BIT

IS THATI WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX

WITH ANY WOMANOVER THE AGE OF 40.

BUT I DON'T WANT YOU GUYSTO FREAK OUT, OKAY?

DON'T FEEL BAD LIKE,"OH, WHAT CAN I DO?"

NOTHING.

I'M PRETTY SURE I WOULDN'TSLEEP WITH ANYONE

OVER THE AGE OF 30.

YEAH, THAT'S A FACT.

OR ANY WOMAN.

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