God, You're My Savior - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 523
  • 10/22/2013
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An airplane passenger has a divinely inspired freak-out, and God intervenes to calm her down. (1:11)

THIS NEXT JESUS FREAKWILL MAKE YOU THANK GOD

YOU PACKED YOURNOISE-CANCELLING HEADPHONES.

- [screaming]YOU'RE...MY...

SAV...IOR!

- SHE JUST FOUND OUTTHE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE

IS AFTER EARTH.

I CAN'T BELIEVETHEY DIDN'T MAKE HER CHECK

HER OVERSIZEDEMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.

BUT IF SHE YELLS "ALLAH AKBAR,"THE SKY POLICE OPEN FIRE.

[chime]

- UH, THIS IS GOD,YOUR COPILOT, SPEAKING.

COULD THE WOMAN IN 25AKINDLY SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE?

REMEMBER,IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY,

YOUR SEAT CUSHION CAN BE USED

TO SUFFOCATETHE CRAZY PERSON NEXT TO YOU.

YOU HAVE MY BLESSING.

BY THE WAY,I AM OMNIPOTENT.

SO IF YOU ATTEMPT TO DISABLETHE SMOKE DETECTOR

IN THE BATHROOM,I WILL KNOW.

I LET MY OWN KID DIE.

DON'T THINKI WON'T CRUCIFY YOUR ASS.

NOW, EVERYONE BUCKLE UP

'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BARREL ROLLTHIS MOTHER[bleep].

THAT'S NOT VERY REALISTIC.

GOD DOESN'T CAREABOUT PEOPLE IN COACH.

POVERTY IS MOREOF A JESUS THING.

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