Web Redemption - Furries Kid - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 16
  • 09/03/2013
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Daniel takes Cody the furry, aka Kusa the Arctic Fox, to a big Hollywood party and gives him his first opportunity to let his fur flag fly. (7:19)

>> I'M NOT GOING TO SIT BY ANY

MORE AND LISTEN TO THIS STUFF

ABOUT FURRIES SAYING THEY HAVE

SEX IN FUR SUITS AND ALL THIS

BOGUS CRAP.

HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BET THE

PEOPLE THAT EVEN PUT THIS CRAP

OUT HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO A

FURRY.

THEY DON'T KNOW REALLY WHAT A

FURRY IS AND OH, ONE THING THAT

REALLY TORQUES ME OFF, SAYING

HELL FOR A FURRY.

WHAT'S THE HECK?

I JUST DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THE

HATERS.

I'M A FURRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BRING ON THE HATE

COMMENTS.

WHITE FUR, ARCTIC FOX FUR.

>> Tosh: THAT'S NOT GOING COVER

MUCH.

THAT'S CODY AND HE'S INTO

FICTIONAL ANTHROPOMORPHIC ROLE

PLAY.

HE CALLED HIMSELF A FURRY.

WHAT TORQUES HIM OFF ARE THE

HATERS AND TROLLS.

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE SEX, YOU

JERKS DON'T GET THERE'S A PURITY

AND INNOCENCE.

FURRIES ARE PEOPLE WHO LOVE

ANIMALS AND FIND A LOOPHOLE IN

THIS COUNTRY'S OVERBARING

BESTIALITY LAWS.

IT'S A SAD DAY WHEN A FARMER

CAN'T POUR HIMSELF A DRINK.

LOOK AT THOSE COME-HITHER EYES.

LISTEN, I WANT TO BANG A THUNDER

CAT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT

I'M NOT FLYING TO PITTSBURGH

DRESSED LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

TO DO IT AND GOOD LUCK FINDING A

DRY CLEANER THAT KNOWS HOW TO

GET ANAL JUICE OUT MUCH A

NARWHAL OUTFIT.

BY NIGHT HE WANTS TO BE KUSA THE

ARCTIC FOX.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BROKEN PERSON'S

DREAM BUT I'M A BROKEN PERSON

TOO AND WE BROUGHT HIM TO L.A.

WHERE WE CALL BROKEN PEOPLE

ARMENIANS.

>> DANIEL.

>> HEY, CODY.

THANKS FOR MEETING ME IN THE

ARCTICBURY GO KILL A BUNCH OF

ARCTIC FOXES I WANT TO ASK YOU

SOME QUESTIONS.

HOPEFULLY THE STORM WILL DIE

DOWN.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BREAK IN THE

STORM.

THAT WAS CONVENIENT.

HOW LONG AGO WAS THE VIDEO?

>> ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO.

>> Tosh: WHAT YOU LOOK BACK WHAT

DO YOU THINK?

>> OH, MY GOD, I WAS A STUPID

KID.

>> I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP BE

SPEWED.

>> Tosh: YOU WERE UPSET BECAUSE

A LOT OF PEOPLE ASSUME -- I'M

ONE OF THEM, THAT IT'S JUST GOOD

THE SEX.

>> WHO ISN'T A WEIRDO BUT IT

ISN'T ALL SEX.

I'VE MET A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE

THAT HAVE BECOME A FEW OF MY

BEST FRIENDS.

>>

>> ONLINE THOUGH?

>> YEAH.

>> Tosh: DID YOU HAVE PETS?

>> ONE CAT.

>> Tosh: ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO

IT?

>> YES, I WANT TO -- NO.

>> Tosh: WHAT'S THE MASCOT?

>> IT'S A LYNX.

>>

>> ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO IT?

>> NO.

ONE THING THAT TORQUES ME OFF IS

SAYING HELL AND HECK.

WHAT THE HECK.

>> Tosh: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> IT'S THE SEXUAL TERM.

>> Tosh: TO MAKE LOVE?

>> PRETTY MUCH.

ON THE TYRA BANKS SHOW --

>> Tosh: TYRA BANKS IS A FURRY?

>> NO, IT WAS AN EPISODE OF THE

WEIRDEST SEX IS FETISH.

>> Tosh: I THINK THE WEIRDEST

FETISH WORK INTO TYRA BANKS.

THAT'S QUITE A FOREHEAD.

>> THERE'S A 1,000 WAYS TO DIE

ON SPIKE TV --

>> Tosh: WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SO

MUCH SPIKE TV?

ASK ME TO NAME ONE SHOW.

>> ALL RIGHT --

>> Tosh: CAN'T.

YOU WATCH A LOT OF AWFUL

TELEVISION.

>> I WATCH YOUR SHOW.

>> Tosh: CASE IN POINT.

WHO WAS THE OLD GUY SITTING

BEHIND YOU IN THE VIDEO?

>> THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY

GRANDFATHER.

>> Tosh: THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART

OF THE VIDEO IS WHEN YOU GOT UP

TO SHOW YOUR FUR YOU SEE GRANDPA

BACK THERE PETTING A CAT.

I THOUGHT THIS GUY CAME FROM A

LINE OF FURRIES.

WHAT IS FURSONNA.

>> THE PERSONA.

YOU PUT FURRY IN FRONT OF WORDS?

>> YOU DID IT.

>> Tosh: IS USING THE WORD FUR A

FUR PASS PAU X.

>> I THINK MOST FURRIES ARE

PHILANTHROPISTS.

>> Tosh: HAVE YOU FALLEN ASLEEP

IN A COSTUME?

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A COSTUME.

>> Tosh: YOU'RE NOT A FURRY.

OKAY, THAT'S ME A VIRGIN AND YOU

A VIRGIN?

>> DON'T YOU MEAN FURGIN.

>> Tosh: TONS OF CELEBRITIES ARE

FURRIES.

TOBY McWIRE HAS ONE OF THE BEST

PARTIES AND I'M ON THE LIST TWO

THURSDAYS FROM NOW.

>> THAT'S COOL BUT IT'S NOT

GOING TO BE A WEIRD KINKY SEX

PARTY IS IT?

>> Tosh: NO, NETWORKING AND

FURRY FELLOWSHIP.

YOU'RE GOING HAVE A BLAST.

LOOKS LIKE THE STORM'S PICKING

BACK UP.

[♪♪♪]

>> Tosh: CODY?

YOUR FUR SUIT IS AWESOME.

HOW'S IT FEEL?

>> I LIKE IT.

.

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

>> Tosh: NAKED ROBIN WILLIAMS.

THE ORIGINAL FURRY AND ONE MORE

THING THE CELEBRITIES ARE SUPER

SECRETIVE SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR

A MASK TO CONCEAL YOUR TRUE

IDENTITY.

COME ON.

WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?

>> WE'RE HERE TO [BLEEP] A BUNCH

OF DUDES IN COSTUMES.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Tosh: TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG.

THERE'S A LOT OF SEX AT THIS

PARTY.

AMAZING PARTY, TOBY, THANKS FOR

HAVING US OVER.

IS THAT RUSSEL CROWE?

THERE'S SANDY BULLOCK.

GET YOUR FACE OUT OF PENELOPE

CRUZ'S LAP AND COME SAY HIGH TO

MY FRIEND.

JON STEWART AND STEVE COLBERT.

THAT'S FOREST WHIT KER.

THAT'S AN HONOR TO BE WITH YOU

AND AS I LIVE AND BREATHE.

PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN.

I JUST SAW ALONG CAME POLLY.

WONDERFUL FILM.

>> ANOTHER ARCTIC FOX?

I THINK I FOUND MY SOUL MATE.

>> Tosh: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING

FOR?

GET GET IT ON.

>> HI.

[ SCREAMING ]

>> Tosh: BOB BARKER?

>> HELP CONTROL THE POPULATION.

HAVE YOUR PET SPAYED OR

NEUTERED.

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