Guess What Happens Next - Stripping for Kids

  • Season 2, Ep 210
  • 06/02/2010
  • Views: 1,122,097
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Things just keep getting worse when a rather large lady opts to use kids in her strip tease. (1:37)

GUY.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S

FAVORITE GAME SHOW, "GUESS WHAT

HAPPENS NEXT."

[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THIS STARTS OUT LIKE A MILLION

OTHER VIDEOS WE'VE SEEN, A BIG

FAT BLACK GIRL DANCING WITH

STUFF ALL OVER HER FACE.

BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS

NEXT?

DID YOU GUESS TWO TODDLERS WOULD

RUN IN THERE AND MAKE IT RAIN ON

THEIR MOTHER WITH MONEY-SHAPED

NAPKINS?

WELL, THEN YOU'RE OFF TO A GOOD

START.

BUT HERE'S WHERE IT GETS TRICKY.

IF YOU GUESSED THE YOUNGEST

WOULD TRY TO STUFF PAPER INTO

THAT CAVERNOUS BELLY BUTTON

WHILE SHE USES HIS HEAD LIKE A

STRIPPER POLE, YOU ARE SICK BUT

YOU ARE ALSO 2-FOR-2.

WHICH IS MOST IMPORTANT?

YOU GUYS WANT TO PRESS YOUR LUCK

AND GO ON TO ROUND 3?

>> YEAH!

>> IF YOU THOUGHT THE MAN OF THE

HOUSE WOULD GIVE HER A

READY-WHIP FACIAL, THEN YOU ARE

SQUARELY IN OUR SHOW'S

DEMOGRAPHIC, AND YOU'RE MOVING

ON TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

DO YOU WANT TO KEEP THE MONEY OR

KEEP PLAYING?

>> KEEP THE MONEY!

>> [BLEEP] THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

LET'S KEEP PLAYING.

ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU KNEW THAT SHE WOULD

SHOWER HER CHEST WITH A DRY BOX

OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE, THEN

YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY THE PERSON

FILMING THIS VIDEO.

THAT IS CHEATING AND YOU ARE

DISQUALIFIED FROM PLAYING.

WE ALL KNEW HOW THIS VIDEO WOULD

END ANYWAY.

YEAH!

WITH HER MASSAGING BABY OIL ONTO

HER DISGUSTING SPARE TIRE.

AND THAT IS HOW WE PLAY "GUESS

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?"

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