Video Breakdown - Naked Russian - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 504
  • 02/26/2013
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This guy is the reason that Russian women mail themselves to America. (1:14)

[laughter]

I THINKWE FOUND OUR NEXT POPE.

NOW LET'S LEARN WHYALL VALET TICKETS

SAY THEY'RE NOT RESPONSIBLEFOR NAKED DUDES

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THAT HORRIBLENEW DIE HARD MOVIE.

THERE'S STILL PLENTY OFENTERTAINING THINGS

GOING ON IN RUSSIA.

SOMEONE'S ON PCP.

OR MAYBE HE DOESN'T REALIZETHE LAKERS' SUCK RIOT

IS THE NEXT STREET OVER.

HIS DONG LOOKS LIKE IT'S WEARINGONE OF THOSE RUSSIAN FUR HATS.

I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNAHAVE TO BLUR THIS.

[laughter]

THE PARKING LOT IS LAVA.

[laughter]

[audience ohs]

DO THEY EVEN HAVE KELLY BLUE BOOK OVER THERE

OR ARE ALL CARSJUST WORTH $400?

[laughter]

NEVER FIGHT A NAKED MAN.

WIN OR LOSE, THAT WEINER'S GONNAMASH UP AGAINST YOU.

NOW YOUR SHIRT'S GOTGRASS STAINS AND SKID MARKS.

I'M STARTING TO SEEWHY ALL THEIR WOMEN

MAIL THEMSELVES TO THE U.S.

HEY, I HOPETHAT'S A STRAITJACKET.

WHAT, ARE YOU TRYINGTO PUT HIM TO BED?

HE'S A LUNATIC,NOT A PARAKEET.

IF YOU'RE WONDERINGWHY NOBODY IS AT WORK,

IT'S BECAUSE THERE IS NONE.

I'M JUST GLAD GODIS SENDING METEORS

TO DESTROY THAT COUNTRY,AND FOR THAT WE THANK YOU.

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