Web Redemption - "Risky Business" Girls

  • Season 2, Ep 203
  • 01/27/2010
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Daniel helps the "Risky Business" girls redeem themselves by recreating all of Tom Cruise's movies. (4:25)

I'M HERE WITH CAITLINAND FANNY.

HOW ARE YOU?- GOOD.

- WHICH ONE OF YOU FELL?- ME.

- DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL?- NO.

- HOW DID YOU SLIDEIN BARE FEET?

- WE OILED THE FLOOR.- OIL?

- WITH MURPHY'S OIL SOAP.- MURPHY'S OIL SOAP.

- IS THAT A PLUG?

ARE YOU SPONSOREDBY MURPHY'S OIL SOAP?

- NO, BUT WE SHOULD BE.

- SO YOU SOAPED THE FLOOR?

- YEAH.- AND THEN WE PUT WATER ON IT.

- YEAH, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUCAN JUST WEAR SOCKS

AND SLIDE ON THE FLOOR?

- WE TRIED THAT.IT WAS NOT GOING WELL.

- SLIPPERY ENOUGH.

- YEAH, WE WANTEDTO MAKE IT SO INTENSE

THAT IT WOULD JUSTBE THE BEST SLIDE EVER.

- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENSWHEN BOTH PARENTS WORK.

- DANIEL, DO YOU GUYSWANT ANYTHING?

- NO, MOM!

GET OUT!PLEASE!

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING MEIN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.

- [chuckles]

- ARE YOU TRAINEDIN THE MEDICAL FIELD?

BECAUSE YOUR INSTINCTSTO IMMEDIATELY

GRAB A TOWELAND HAVE HER LIE ON IT

SEEMED SPOT-ON.

- I'M NOT TRAINED,NOR WILL I BE.

- WHY WERE YOU TELLING HERTO LAY ON A TOWEL?

- BECAUSE I WAS TRYINGTO COMFORT HER

AND IT WAS THE CLOSEST THING.

- HAD YOU EVER SEENTHE MOVIE RISKY BUSINESS?

- NO.- NO.

- DID YOU KNOW IT WASABOUT A BROTHEL?

- A WHAT?- WHAT?

- A WHOREHOUSE.

- NO.- NO.

- WHAT WAS THE FEEDBACKTHAT YOU RECEIVED?

- FROM THE VIDEO?- NO.

FROM YOUR LAST REPORT RD.

- UM, MOSTLY PEDOPHILES.

- SERIOUSLY?

- IT WAS SO CREEPY.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW YOU CAN THINK

OF THAT CREEPY OF THINGS.

- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTWHAT PEOPLE WROTE?

LIKE, THEIR COMMENTSAND STUFF LIKE THAT?

- YEAH.- YEAH.

- DO YOU THINKTOM CRUISE IS GAY?

- [dubbed voice-over]NO, I DO NOT.

- THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAYTHAT TOM CRUISE IS GAY.

- IF I WERE IN HIGH SCHOOLWITH YOU,

DO YOU THINKWE WOULD BE FRIENDS?

- YOU'RE KIND OF THAT WEIRD KIDTHAT SITS IN THE CORNER...

- EXCUSE ME?

- THAT NOBODY TALKS TO.

- I'M GLAD YOU FELL.

- NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'D BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

- THANK YOU.- YEAH.

- AND I WOULD BE THAT WEIRD GUYIN THE CORNER.

- [chuckles]

- LET'S PRACTICE SLIDING.

I THINK I HAVE SOMETHINGTHAT WILL REALLY HELP US.

MOM!

- [giggles]

- GO.GET SLIDING.

- ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE--

- JUST GO.

- YEAH.

- FASTER.

- YEAH, CAITLIN.

- OKAY, NOW SWITCH.

GO TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S.

[laughter]

I'M GIDDY.I'M GIDDY.

I'M GIDDY.I'M GIDDY.

I'M GIDDY.

THAT WAS A GREAT WORKOUT.SLIDING'S NOT ENOUGH THOUGH.

WE WANT YOU TO RECREATE ALLOF TOM CRUISE'S MOVIES.

ARE YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?

- I'M SO UP FOR IT.- YEAH.

- WELL, THE WORLD WANTSTO KNOW.

ARE YOU READYTO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

both: YEAH.- OKAY.

LET'S GO.

- DO THIS.- WOO-HOO.

- THIS HOUSE [bleep].

- DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?

- YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

- "CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH."

I GOT THAT.

THAT IS A GOOD LINE.

- YOU...COMPLETE ME.

- YOU HAD ME AT "HELLO."

- DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN HEADWEIGHS OVER EIGHT POUNDS?

GOD, I'VE AGED HORRIBLY.

- YOU CAN BEMY WINGMAN ANYTIME.

- YEAH.

- OOH, YOU BEAT MEIN VOLLEYBALL.

MAYBE IF YOU SPENT A LITTLE MORETIME TRAINING,

GOOSE-MAN WOULDN'T DIEIN THE NEXT SCENE.

[crash]- COME ON!

- RUBBIN'S RACIN'.

- YOU GUYSARE AWFULLY COMPETITIVE

FOR BEING THREE LAPS DOWN.

GET OUT OF THE WAY.

GREAT!

THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR THE 30-MINUTE SHOW,

BUT I ORDERED TWO BEERS.

GOD, THIS BAR IS AWFUL.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?THE FRONT DOOR'S OPEN.

I TURNED THE POWER OFF.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE ALARM.

YOU WANT A BAGEL?

[Old Time Rock and Rollby Bob Seger]

[suspenseful music]

[Old Time Rock and Rollcontinues]

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

- [laughs]

- AH!

OH, TOM!

I AM SO SORRY, BUDDY.

OH, LET ME HELP YOU UP.

HOLY COW.

TALK ABOUT YOUR TOP GUN.

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