Video Breakdown - Car Wash Lady - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 503
  • 02/19/2013
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After a different kind of accident in her car, this foul lady finds a new use for a self-service car wash. (1:57)

[laughter]

I'M INTRIGUED.

GOOD THINGYOU CLOSED THE DOOR

SO NOBODY COULD SEETHE FILTHY THING

YOU'RE ABOUT TO DOIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

WELCOME TO THE DEPRESSINGLITTLE CORNER OF AMERICA

KNOWN AS THESELF-SERVICE CAR WASH.

PERFECT FORTHE DISCERNING CUSTOMER

WHO CAN'T AFFORD A HOSE.

THIS FOUL LADY JUSTPOOPED HER PANTS IN THE CAR.

I BLAME ALL THOSE MCRIBBILLBOARDS ON THE FREEWAY.

CRAPPING YOURSELF ISA RITE OF PASSAGE,

LIKE A BAR MITZVAHFOR YOUR BUTTHOLE.

[audience ohs]

NOT SURE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOCLEAN SUCH TENDER SKIN

WITH 1,400 POUNDSOF WATER PRESSURE,

BUT I'D BE LYING IF I SAID

I WASN'T CURIOUSWHAT THAT FELT LIKE.

SHE'S A PRETTY BIG RIG,

SO THERE'S NO TELLINGHOW MUCH CAME OUT OF HER.

YOU MIGHT NEEDMORE QUARTERS.

DON'T FORGET TOSHAMPOO THE CARPET.

I'M STILL NOT 100% SUREHE KNOWS HER.

MIGHT JUST BE A GUYFROM THE NEXT BAY,

DOING HER A SOLID.

HURRY UPBEFORE YOUR HAM WALLET

GETS FILLEDWITH TRIPLE FOAM WAX.

OOH. SOMEBODY SPRANGFOR THE DIAMOND WASH.

WHAT SCENT WOULD YOU LIKE?NEW CUNT SMELL?

I WOULD HAVE GONEWITH PINA COLADA.

WHERE ARE THE MEXICANSTO DRY HER OFF?

[laughter]

YEAH, JUST BLAST THOSE DIRTYDRAWERS INTO THE NEXT STALL.

THAT'S WHY I KEEP A TIDE STICKIN MY CAR.

TO SHOVE UP MY ASSHOLE

IF I'M EVER ABOUT TOSHIT MYSELF.

HONEY, WE'VE STILL GOTOVER A MINUTE OF WATER,

SO I'M GONNA GET THIS TREE SAPOFF THE BUMPER.

I'M JUST GLAD THEY DIDN'TSPRAY OFF THE HUMAN FECES

AT THE CAR WASH AND BAKE SALEIN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT,

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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