Tosh Is Better Than You - 2 Girls 1 Bowl

  • Season 3, Ep 321
  • 07/26/2011
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Daniel gets inspired after a guy goes toilet diving for cash. (1:46)

- ALL RIGHT,YEAH, I'VE GOT THE--I SWEAR.

- DO YOU SWEAR...?- I SWEAR I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY.

- IT'S ON VIDEO.IT'S ON.

- ALL RIGHT.

[indistinct chatter]

- JUST RIGHT HERE?- YEAH.

- OH, MY GOD.

OH, DUDE.

[laughter]

- COME ON, MAN.COME ON, MAN.

- OH, MY GOD.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughter]

- OKAY,THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.

WE'VE REACHED A NEW LOW,EVEN FOR ME.

THIS IS WHAT YOU KIDSARE INTO--

GRABBING POOPOUT OF THE TOILET?

I HOPE THAT'S HIS.

OR THAT WOULD REALLYBE DISGUSTING.

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMEDOF YOURSELVES.

THAT BEING SAID, I CANNOT WAITTO NA-NA NA-BOO-BOO,

STICK MY HAND IN DOO-DOO.

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,GET IN HERE.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- GOD, THAT'S GROSS.

- THAT IS SICK.

- UH, NO, IT'S NOT.IT'S ACTUALLY HEALTHY.

NOW, LET'S GO.

- FINE.

- THAT A GIRL.

- IT'S STILL WARM.

- WHAT THE--OH!

- WHAT?

- WHAT THE [bleep]?

YOU SICK [bleep, bleep, bleep].

TWO GIRLS, ONE BOWL.

WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!

BY THE WAY,THAT'S THE SECOND BIGGEST TURD

OUR BLOGGER CARLYHAS EVER EATEN.

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