Web Redemption - Bad Weatherman

  • Season 2, Ep 218
  • 08/04/2010
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Daniel Tosh gives the Bad Weatherman a second chance at forecasting. (5:07)

CHANCE OF REDEMPTION.

[APPLAUSE]

LOUIS.

>> HI, THERE.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> GREAT.

>> THANKS FOR COMING TO THE

TOSH.0 WEATHER CENTER.

JUST BOUGHT MYSELF A DOPPLER

TOSH.3,000,000.

>> DOPPLER, WOW.

>> WELL, IF THINGS GO WELL,

PROBABLY GONNA LET YOU USE THIS.

BUT RIGHT NOW, LET'S GO HEAD

DOWN TO THE CONTROL CENTER.

>> YOU BET.

>> WHERE WAS THAT VIDEO FROM?

>> IT'S A PLACE CALLED OHIO

UNIVERSITY, WHICH IS LOCATED IN

ATHENS.

AT THE TIME I WAS STUDYING

BROADCAST JOURNALISM, AND I WAS

LOOKING JUST TO GET SOME EXTRA

CREDIT BECAUSE WEATHERMAN WAS

OPTIONAL.

>> YOU'D KNOCKED EVERY OTHER

POSITION OUT OF THE PARK.

>> YEP.

>> WHY NOT CHECK WEATHERMAN OFF

THE BUCKET LIST?

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO

SHIFT MY BODY, AND WHAT HAPPENED

WAS THAT SINCE WE WERE FILMING

LIVE I COULDN'T, WELL, RUN AWAY

OR WHATEVER, SO I JUST HAD TO

STAND UP THERE AND JUST DO THE

BEST THAT I COULD.

>> I WOULD HAVE RUN AWAY.

I DON'T THINK "AWFUL WEATHERMAN"

IS A GOOD TITLE FOR YOU.

I KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE MY NAME

TO BE.

>> WHAT?

>> WEINER DRIZZLE.

[CHUCKLES]

>> THAT WOULD BE A GOOD NAME.

THIS IS WEINER DRIZZLE.

>> AND HURRICANE LOU.

>> HURRICANE LOU?

>> YEAH, WHY NOT?

>> I'M A FAN.

WERE PEOPLE LAUGHING?

>> OH, HECK NO.

I MEAN, BEHIND THE SCENES THERE

WAS, LIKE, CREW MEN GOING, LIKE

"NO, NO, THIS WAY."

"NO, GO THAT WAY."

AND IT WAS LIKE --

[WHIMPERS]

[LAUGHING]

>> WERE YOU SURPRISED AT HOW

POPULAR IT BECAME?

>> THE MOST SURPRISING THING

ABOUT IT WAS THAT PEOPLE HAVE A

CONJECTURE, THEY HAVE A THOUGHT

THAT I'D STAGED THIS.

THAT THIS WAS AN IDEA OF MINE.

AND THAT I WAS JUST BEING A

COMEDIAN PUTTING ON A SKIT.

>> THAT'S A PRETTY BOLD MOVE.

>> I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW THAT NO,

THAT WAS ME ACTING PERFECTLY

NATURAL, OFF THE CUFF.

>> I'M GLAD YOU PUT THAT TO

REST.

AT THE END DID YOU JUST TAKE

YOUR PAPERS AND STACK THEM AND

GO, "NAILED IT," AND WALKED OUT?

[LAUGHING]

>> THAT WOULD'VE PROBABLY BLOWN

EVERYBODY'S MINDS.

IF YOU'D HAVE JUST BEEN LIKE,

"PERFECT," AND JUST WALKED OUT

OF THE STUDIO.

BREAKING NEWS!

HURRICANE MOVING IN.

I'M WEINER DRIZZLE.

AND I'M HURRICANE LOU WITH THE

WEATHER.

[LAUGHTER]

>> I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU A

PROFESSIONAL, LOUIS.

SO I INVITED THE HOST OF "GOOD

DAY L.A.," AND SHE DOES THE

FORECAST FOR THE NFL.

PLEASE WELCOME JILLIAN REYNOLDS.

>> HI.

HEY, LOUIS.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> GOOD TO MEET YOU.

SO LOUIS, I SAW THE TAPE, AND --

>> WHAT'D YOU THINK?

>> YOU HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL.

WE JUST NEED TO REALLY LOOSEN

YOU UP A LOT.

PEOPLE CAN GET THEIR WEATHER OFF

THE INTERNET.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE

SOMETHING TO GIVE THE PEOPLE.

DOESN'T IT HELP TO BE A HOT

WOMAN OR A BLACK FAT MAN?

[LAUGHING]

THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.

>> WHAT WAS THE -- TELL HER THE

NAME YOU CAME UP WITH.

>> I CAME UP WITH HURRICANE LOU.

>> OKAY, I LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE GOODS

TO BACK UP.

YOU'RE MORE LIKE MARINE LAYER

LOU.

>> MARINE LAYER LOU'S NOT A BAD

NAME.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I KINDA

LIKE IT.

>> LET'S TRY TO THROW OUT SOME

CITIES AT YOU AND SEE HOW YOU

WORK THE MAP, AS WE LIKE TO SAY.

OKAY?

HOW ABOUT PORTLAND?

>> PORTLAND, OKAY, UH --

>> AGAIN, NO BACK TO THE CAMERA,

LOUIS!

NO BACK TO THE CAMERA.

>> NO BACK TO THE CAMERA.

>> NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BUTT

CHEEKS.

ALBUQUERQUE.

>> ALBUQUERQUE.

UH, IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

>> I THINK THAT LOOKS NATURAL.

WHERE DID HARRY MEET SALLY?

>> HARRY MET SALLY IN SEATTLE.

>> NO, THAT WAS SLEEPLESS.

>> NEW YORK, OKAY.

SO WAIT.

>> AGAIN.

THERE YOU GO.

>> I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE THE

FAKE-OUT.

>> SAN FRANCISCO.

>> SAN FRANCISCO IS RIGHT OVER

HERE.

>> WHAT'S IN SAN FRANCISCO?

>> HOMELESS AND QUEERS.

>> HOMELESS AND HOMOS.

>> DETROIT.

>> RIGHT HERE.

>> WACO.

>> WACO.

>> AUSTIN.

BOISE, BELMONT, NEWARK.

SAN DIEGO, BANGOR.

>> WHERE?

>> BANGOR!

IT'S IN MAINE.

>> OKAY, HOW WOULD YOU DO MIAMI?

>> MIAMI IS RIGHT DOWN HERE.

>> LOU, YOU'RE DOING WONDERFUL.

THANK YOU, JILLIAN, FOR HELPING

HIM.

>> OF COURSE.

THANK YOU.

AND MARINE LAYER LOU, IT WAS

WONDERFUL.

AND I'LL SEE YOU ON PROBABLY A

NATIONAL SHOW AT SOME POINT.

GOOD LUCK.

>> I DIDN'T GET HER PHONE

NUMBER, DID YOU?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

>> OH, THAT'S RICH.

GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF.

[BLEEP] YOU.

I'LL [BLEEP] DO IT LIVE.

WELCOME BACK, OUR TOP STORY

INVOLVES A MEMBER OF THE TOSH.0

ACTION NEWS TEAM.

WITH THE FIRST EVER 100-DAY

ACCU-FORECAST, THE WORLD WANTS

TO KNOW.

MARINE LAYER LOU, ARE YOU READY

TO GIVE US ANOTHER FORECAST?

>> YES, I AM.

I'M MARINE LAYER LOU WITH

TODAY'S FORECAST.

LOOKS LIKE MID-MORNING FOG

BLANKETING THE AREA.

IN THE AFTERNOON, SMALL CHANCE

OF RAIN.

IT'S REALLY COMING DOWN IN

BUCKETS.

AND, UH, LOOK FOR POSSIBLE

SCATTERED HAIL STORMS.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

FOLLOWED BY GAIL FORCE WINDS,

LATE IN THE DAY.

GOOD TIME TO TRY OUT THAT NEW

KITE.

I'M MARINE LAYER LOU.

AIN'T MOTHER NATURE A BITCH?

BACK TO YOU, DANIEL.

>> THANKS, MARINE LAYER LOU.

AFTER THE BREAK, DETAILS ON A

BRUTAL TRIPLE RAPE HOMICIDE.

AND FROM BAD TO WORSE, TH

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