Web Redemption - Headbanger Workout - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 524
  • 10/29/2013
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The founder of the Headbanger's Workout joins Daniel in an exercise routine designed exclusively to get your p***y fit. (7:49)

>> LET ME SHOW YOU HOW US

DANCERS STAY IN SHAPE

.

WE'RE GOING TO WORK OUR LOWER

BODY, LEGS, SPECIFICALLY

ESPECIALLY THE LEGS AND THE

BUNS.

THE BUTT.

THE BUTT, BUTT, BUTT.

BUTT, BUTT.

DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE 15

MINUTES A DAY TO SPEND ON

YOURSELF.

>> Tosh: DIPS.

THE VICHLEN YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR

EYES OFF OF IS JILL AND WHEN

SHE'S NOT ROCKING THE VELVET

LEOTARD SHE'S SHOWING OTHER

PEOPLE HOW TO GET IT.

SHE CREATED A NEW EXERCISE

REGIMENT CALLED HEADBANGERS

WORKOUT AND MY BODY'S DISGUSTING

AND I'M OKAY WITH IT.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A SPIN CLASS

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO ON

IMAGINARY BIKE RIDE WITH 50

CHICKS WHILE BEING SCREAMED AT

BY A MAN.

I BELIEVE WOMEN ONLY EXERCISE TO

MAKE THEIR CHUBBY FRIENDS FEEL

WORSE ABOUT THEMSELVES.

CROSSFIT IS FOR LADIES WHO DON'T

WANT TO BE FAT OR ATTRACTIVE

EVER.

IF I WANTED TO BANG SOMEBODY

WITH A SIX-PACK I'D RETURN HUGH

JACKMAN'S CALLS.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ANY

CROSSFIT WORKOUT IS POSTING

ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY.

BRAG ABOUT THE OTHER BURPEES IN

UNDERCULT.

EVEN SCATCHERS KNEW YOU'D BUY

SHOES IF IT PROMISED BUNS OF

STEAL.

THERE'S NO MAGIC PILL AND IT'S

NOT BURIED IN THE TRAY OF GLUTEN

FREE BROWNIES YOU JUST INHALED.

THE BEST PLAN IS PHOTO SHOP.

UNTIL DOC BROWN INVENTS GYM

EQUIPMENT IS WELL UP IN.

SHE JUST WANTS TO KEEP EVERYBODY

IN SHAPE UNTIL THE BITTER AND HE

WEEKEND I FLEW HER TO L.A. WHERE

WE KEEP THE FAT PEOPLE IN THE

VALLEY FOR THE WEB REDEMPTION.

WELCOME TO WRINKLES THE ONLY GYM

FOR WOMEN, HOW DO I SAY THIS

NICELY, PAST THEIR PRIME.

HARD TO GET AN ERECTION WITHOUT

MEDICATION, SHALL I SAY --

>> I CAN HELP YOU.

>> Tosh: YOU CAN HELP ME?

>> THIS IS MY SPECIALTY.

>> Tosh: I THINK YOU'D BE A

PERFECT ADDITION TO OUR

STRAINING STAFF.

FIRST I HAVE QUESTIONS.

>> OKAY.

>> Tosh: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 52 YEARS OLD.

>> Tosh: HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

>> 109.

>> Tosh: WHAT'S THE MOST YOU

AWAYED?

>> 124.

>> Tosh: DID YOU KEEP THE CHILD?

>> THEY TOOK IT AWAY.

>> Tosh: OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

YOU JUST SAID.

FINISH THE SENTENCE, 50 IS THE

NEW?

>> 20.

>> Tosh: 20?

I LIKE THAT.

VERY UNREALISTIC.

WHAT'S BEEN YOUR MOST POPULAR

WORKOUT VIDEO?

>> I DID A TEN-MINUTE LOWER BODY

WORKOUT.

OH, YEAH.

SIX.

>> Tosh: CHA-CHING.

BETTER BODY, YOU OR MADONNA?

>> I HAVE TO SAY ME BUT SHE

TRIES BUT I CAN HELP HER TOO.

>> Tosh: THE CELEBRITY THAT HAVE

WORKED THROUGHOUT THE DOOR,

BEYONCE AND DEMI MOORE.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

>> SHE IS.

>> Tosh: 25 YEARS AGO.

ON YOUR CHANNEL YOU DO DANCE

TRIBUTES.

>> THE CHARACTER I CREATED IS

THE MOTHER CHICK BECAUSE THE

ORIGINAL ROCK VIDEO I DID WAS IN

1988 FOR A BAND CALLED DANZIG.

>> Tosh: THAT WAS YOU IN THE

VIDEO IN 1988?

>> IT WAS PULLED FROM MTV

BECAUSE THE CONTENT WAS

CONSIDERED --

>> Tosh: SATANIC.

LEGALLY I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS,

ARE YOU A DEVIL WORE SHIPPER?

>> PART-TIME.

I HAVE TO KEEP A BALANCE IN MY

LIFE IN MY SPIRITUAL REALM.

THE YIN YANG.

YOU'RE A GYM PERSON.

I LIKE GOOD, DARK, LIGHT, EVIL,

I THINK LUCIFER HAS GOTTEN A BAD

WRAP.

>> Tosh: THAT'S FOR SURE.

>> THE LIGHT BEARER REVEALS

TRUTH AND SATAN IS ACTUALLY THE

ONE THAT KEEPS PEOPLE IN THE

DARK.

>> Tosh: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

SCIENTOLOGISTS?

>> THAT --

>> Tosh: DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

INTRODUCE MY LATEST FITNESS

CRAZE.

CROTCH STRETCH.

STAKE ONE STRETCHING THE [BLEEP]

AND STAGE TWO, LOW REPS, STAGE

THREE, CONFUSING THE [BLEEP].

STAGE FOUR AND THIS IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT ONE, VIOLENTLY SHAKING

[BLEEP].

GET YOU A UNIFORM.

>> OOH.

>> Tosh: THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE

WEARS.

>> NO STRETCHY IS GOING INTO

THIS I TELL YOU.

>> Tosh: MY, LORD.

THAT'S INSANITY.

ARE MEN INTIMIDATED BY YOU?

>> I GUESS SOME ARE.

FIRST OF ALL I'M BLESSED

GENETICALLY.

>> Tosh: THAT'S OBVIOUS.

>> AND A DANCER.

>> Tosh: TALK ABOUT THE DRUGS.

>> WHAT DRUGS?

>> Tosh: TALK ABOUT THE DRUGS.

STAND BEHIND ME.

YOU'RE GOING GRAB MY FEET.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> ARE YOU GOING TO LIFT ME UP?

>> Tosh: NOW WE HOOK AND YOU

PULL.

OR I PULL.

SEE.

YOU FEEL IT?

OKAY, YOUR VERY STRONG.

VERY STRONG.

WHEW.

THIS STAGE IS CRUCIAL.

PUSHING YOUR BODY PASSED THE

COMFORT ZONE.

>> Tosh: SEE THAT?

WHY IS THAT HAPPENING?

BECAUSE I NEVER WORKED OUT IN MY

LIFE.

PUT YOUR ARMS STRAIGHT DOWN.

>> SOMEBODY HELP ME.

>> Tosh: HEY, WHAT'S THE BEST

CONCERT YOU'VE GONE TO?

>> DAVID CASSIDY.

>> Tosh: HOW ARE YOU DOING NOW?

>> SOMEBODY HELP.

>> Tosh: THE LOVELY TIFFANY, OUR

TWERK INSTRUCTOR.

TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS.

I STILL GOT IT.

ANYWAYS FOR OUR FINAL STAGE OF

CROTCH FIT WE'RE GOING TO

COMBINE OUR LOVE OF 80s AND

DRUGS WITH TWERKING, I'M CALLING

IT TWEAKING.

>> I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> LIKE THAT?

SHE'S A NATURAL.

>> Tosh: WE FOUND YOUR CALLING.

WELCOME TO WRINKLES.

>> Tosh: I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

TO ANYONE WHO GOT AN EYEFUL OF

MY STINK WRINKLES.

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