Naked Woman Grocery Shopping

  • Season 4, Ep 13
  • 06/12/2012
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A nude woman at the grocery store meets Daniel in the beauty aisle. (0:56)

SHOPLIFTING ANYTHING.

[whistling]

[crowd groans]

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A PERFECT TENON AISLE THREE.

NOW IT'STHE BEAUTY AISLE.

THESE DOVE COMMERCIALSKEEP GETTING SEXIER AND SEXIER.

SHE MUST'VE MEMORIZEDHER REWARDS CARD NUMBER.

THERE'S FREE SAMPLESIN AISLE SIX.

IT'S NORMALLY BIGGER,

I CAME FROMTHE FROZEN FOOD SECTION.

I HOPE THOSE TASTEFUL JOKESMET THE APPROVAL

OF OUR FRIENDSOVER AT JEZEBEL.COM,

WHO WEREEXTREMELY OFFENDED

BY MY RECENT COMMENTSABOUT WOMEN.

NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND,WE'LL GO BACK TO MAKING FUN

OF 9/11, AMPUTEES, PEDOPHILIA,RAPE, AIDS, CANCER, AUTISM,

THE HOLOCAUST, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS,AND OTHER THINGS

THAT ARE WAY LESS SERIOUSTHAN A WOMAN'S BODY IMAGE.

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