Video Breakdown - Tantric Orgasm

  • Season 5, Ep 508
  • 03/26/2013
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Here's a discrete way to kill time during the slow parts of church. (1:35)

ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS THINK ABOUT SOMEBODY,

BRING THEM INTO YOUR BEING,INTO YOUR ENERGY FIELD,

AND LET THE RESTTAKE CARE OF ITSELF.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

YOU HAD ME AT "ALL BY YOURSELF,"YOU SHIRTLESS CANADIAN.

NOW, LET'S LEARNHOW TO FEVERISHLY MEDITATE

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[applause]

MASTER THE MIND JOB AND YOU'LLCUT YOUR LUBE BUDGET IN HALF.

WRANGLERS ARE AN ODD CHOICE,

BUT THE U-FIT CROTCH WILL MAKEA GREAT SPLOOGE RECEPTACLE.

I'D RATHER JUST TAKEYOGA CLASSES

UNTIL I CAN BLOW MYSELF.

[laughs]I'M THIS FAR.

NOT ONLY DOES IT FEEL GREAT,

THIS IS ALSO A DISCREET WAYTO KILL TIME

DURING THE SLOW PARTSOF CHURCH.

[laughter]

HEY, SINCE YOUR HANDS ARE FREE,WHY NOT PLAY WITH YOUR B CUPS?

IF I COULD EJACULATEWITHOUT USING MY HANDS,

I WOULD EAT BUFFALO WINGS.

RIGHT?

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUSYET SO MESSY.

TURNING KIND OF RED.

IT'S LIKEHIS WHOLE BODY IS ASHAMED

OF WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S EITHERFIGHTING OFF A BIG SNEEZE

OR HIS ENERGY FIELD IS BEINGPLOWED BY A SEXY GHOST.

ALL RIGHT, WRAP IT UP.

THE FAMILY WAITING TO GETTHEIR EASTER PORTRAIT TAKEN

IS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO FEELSPRETTY GREAT DURING SEX?

ANOTHER PERSON.

- [exhales]

THERE YOU HAVE IT,UNDER ONE MINUTE.

- SEEMS LIKE A GOOD WAYTO GUNK UP YOUR ZIPPER.

I'M JUST GLAD HE DOESN'TFEEL THE NEED TO PROVE IT,

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

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