Be a Dog - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 324
  • 10/04/2011
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Daniel attends the press conference of a football coach who wants his players to play with more aggression. (2:34)

>> TRYING TO GET OUR BOYS READY.

DOOR IS OPEN, SCREEN IS BROKE.

WE NEED A NEW SCREEN DOOR.

SCREEN IS BROKE.

YOU CAN COME IN BUT YOU CAN'T

GUILTY OUT.

I TURN AND LOOK A KITTY CAT IS

IN THE KITCHEN.

I SAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN

HERE KITTY CAT.

BY THAT TIME THE CAT TURNS AND

TRIES TO GET OUT.

THE SCREEN WON'T GO THAT WAY.

THE CAT GOES ALL CRAZY.

I TOLD OUR PLAYERS WE NEED MORE

DOGS.

BO IS BARKING IN THE BACK.

MEL SAYS WHAT IS GOING ON.

I SAY A CAT IS IN THE HOUSE.

A CAT IN THE HOUSE?

YES, A CAT IS IN THE HOUSE.

THE CAT WAS STILL GOING CRAZY

IN.

THERE I TOLD THE PLAYERS WE NEED

MORE DOGS.

WHICH DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF CATS

IN HERE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.

I LOOK GOOD.

I HAVE MY EXTRA BANDS ON.

MY OTHER SHOES ON.

BE A DOG.

WE DON'T NEED KNOW MEOWS, WE

DON'T NEED CATS WE NEED DOGS.

>> THAT'S COACH DAVID BEN.

YOU KNOW WHERE THIS WILL END UP.

>> I TOLD THE PLAYERS YOU NEED

TO BE MORE LIKE A DOG.

>> COACH YOU NEED TO BE MORE

AGGRESSIVE.

>> BE A DOG.

>> PIT BULLS ARE GOOD.

PIT BULLS ARE FIERCE BUT THEY'RE

INBRED.

SHOULD HAVE SAID BE LIKE A

MONKEY.

MONKEYS ARE STRONGER THAN HUMANS

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

>> NOT A GOOD IDEA TO CALL

ATHLETES MONK HE'S.

>> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE

RACE CARD.

>> CAT IN THE HOUSE, CAT IN THE

HOUSE.

I SAID THERE IS A CAT IN THE

HOUSE.

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING A

CAT.

WHAT IF IT'S A CHEETAH OR LION.

>> SMALLER CATS THAT DO THE

KILLING LIKE A CHEETAH.

THEN THE LIONS COME IN AND SCARE

THE CHEETAH AWAY AND EAT.

>> THE POINT IS COACH, ANY OF

THESE WOULD SLAUGHTER A DOG.

>> A [BEEP] LUNATIC.

LET'S END THIS COMMERCIAL.

AWFUL [BEEP].

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING LITTLE

KITTY CAT.

>> TRY TO MAKE IT TASTELESS LIKE

[BEEP]

INSTEAD OF A VORTEX VENT TO POUR

IT DOWN FASTER.

>> DIDN'T HEAR

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