Web Redemption - "Why Must I Cry?"

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 07/30/2009
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Daniel and Reh Dogg try to make "Why Must I Cry" the number one track on iTunes. (3:51)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

- TELL ME WHY - OH, THAT

SOUNDS GOOD.

SOLID.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GOTTA ASK THE

MOST OBVIOUS QUESTION:

WHY MUST I CRY?

- WELL, THE FIRST HALF OF THE

SONG BASICALLY IS TALKING ABOUT

THIS KID THAT I USED TO MENTOR.

HE WAS, LIKE, EIGHT YEARS OLD,

AND HE JUST WOULDN'T LEARN.

HE STOLE FROM ME AND--

- THAT'LL MAKE YOU CRY.

- IT SURE DID.

BUT THAT LAST HALF WAS ABOUT

THIS LADY THAT I HOOKED UP WITH

THAT BASICALLY WAS A

MANIPULATING, CONNIVING--

TELLIN' ME THAT THE TWINS ARE

MINES, AND THEY TURNED OUT NOT

TO BE MINES AND--

- WOW.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TALK SHOW.

- [LAUGHS]

- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

CRIED?

- UM, ABOUT TWO OR THREE YEARS

AGO.

- YOU HAVEN'T CRIED IN TWO OR

THREE YEARS?

I CRY ONCE A WEEK.

USUALLY WHEN MY RATINGS COME

OUT.

- [LAUGHS]

- THAT'S NOT A JOKE.

DID YOU RUN OUT OF HOT WATER IN

THAT SHOWER?

YOU WERE IN THERE FOR AN AWFUL

LONG TIME.

- I GOT A GOOD HOT WATER SYSTEM.

- [LAUGHS]

DO YOU HAVE A TANKLESS WATER

HEATER?

- YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY

MOUTH.

- YOU DO?

- BUT NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE.

- OH, YOU GOT TO GET A TANKLESS.

THEY'RE ENERGY EFFICIENT AND YOU

CAN TAKE THE LONGEST SHOWER YOU

WANT.

- I'M NOT IN TO THAT GREEN

STUFF.

I'M CONSERVATIVE.

- IT'S JUST SO WEIRD TO SEE

SOMEBODY WITH A GRILL IN THEIR

MOUTH SAY, "I'M A REPUBLICAN."

- [LAUGHS]

- YOU WERE DRUNK WHILE MAKING

THAT VIDEO?

- I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

- BUT YOU PUT A GUN IN YOUR

MOUTH.

- I TOOK THE BULLETS OUT.

- DO YOU HAVE A GUN ON YOU RIGHT

NOW?

- NO.

- DID ANYBODY PAT HIM DOWN?

- [LAUGHS]

- YOU PROBABLY GET RECOGNIZED IN

THE SHOWER A LOT.

- [LAUGHING]

NO.

- NOT AT THE GYM?

- NO.

- OH, IF I SAW YOU SHOWERING IN

THE GYM, I WOULD LOSE MY MIND.

BY THE WAY, ON THE CAMERA SHOT

WITH YOU IN THE SHOWER, YOU

PANNED AWFULLY LOW.

YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD FRAME

THAT UP A LITTLE BIT, DEANGELO?

- NO, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY.

- DO YOU THINK WEIRD AL WILL

EVER PARODY YOUR SONG?

- I DOUBT IT.

HOW WEIRD--

HE CAN'T GET MORE WEIRD THAN HOW

I DID MINE.

- [LAUGHS]

TOUCHE.

MY GOAL IS TO MAKE IT THE NUMBER

ONE TRACK ON ITUNES.

- WELL, THAT WOULD BE SUPER

AWESOME.

- I THINK IT'S DOABLE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT.

- [LAUGHS]

- THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE

YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT?

- OH, I'M DEFINITELY READY.

- GOOD.

CUE THE BITCHES.

- [LAUGHS]

WHY MUST I CRY HOW

YOU--HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU--HOW YOU DOING?

MAXIMUM.

HOW YOU--HOW YOU DOING?

TELL ME WHY WHY MUST I

CRY T-T-T-TANK

WHY MUST I CRY

WHY MUST I CRY WHY MUST

I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I

CRY, WHY WHY MUST I CRY,

WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

SHORTY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

I CRY, WHY SHORTY, WHY

MUST I CRY, WHY MUST I CRY, WHY

WHY MUST I CRY, WHY MUST

I CRY TELL ME WHY

I CRY TELL

TELL ME WHY WHY MUST I

CRY - GAME OVER.

[WATER GUR

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