Video Breakdown - Boxer Boyfriend

  • Season 2, Ep 222
  • 09/08/2010
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A guy goes full-on Jason Statham to defend his lady's honor. (1:43)

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S NEXT?

[AUDIENCE OHS]

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT

WAS HER FAULT.

[LAUGHTER]

I THOUGHT ONLY COPS WERE ALLOWED

TO HIT WOMEN.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S DECISION TIME.

LET'S SEE IF IT'S FIGHT OR

FLIGHT IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NICE JACKET.

HE'S EITHER A FIGHTER PILOT OR

AN A-HOLE.

[LAUGHTER]

A-HOLE.

THAT'S WHY MEN SHOULDN'T TALK

WITH THEIR HANDS.

MOMENT OF TRUTH.

DEFEND THE LADY'S HONOR, OR RUN

AND CALL HER LATER TO SEE HOW IT

WENT?

[AUDIENCE OHS]

OH, HE FLIPS THE SWITCH FROM

BOYFRIEND TO JASON STATHAM.

[LAUGHTER]

W DIDN'T RESPOND THIS FAST ON

9/11.

[LAUGHTER]

IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD JUST

APOLOGIZE FOR HER CLUMSINESS.

REMEMBER, IT DOESN'T MEAN I

DON'T LOVE YOU.

IT JUST MEANS I'M LAZY AND A

PUSSY.

[LAUGHTER]

I LIKE HIS STYLE.

PUNCH FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS

LATER.

[LAUGHTER]

HA HA, YOUR PANTS ARE FALLING

DOWN.

THE KEY TO FIGHTING TWO GUYS AT

ONCE IS TO BE MUCH TOUGHER THAN

BOTH OF THEM.

AND ISN'T IT JUST LIKE A WOMAN

TO WATCH AND NOT DO ANYTHING?

YOU GOT US INTO THIS MESS.

NOW GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY AND

START SWINGING THAT PURSE

AROUND.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS GUY'S TESTOSTERONE LEVELS

MUST BE OFF THE CHARTS.

I FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN I GET THE

TOILET TO STOP RUNNING.

IF WE'VE LEARNED ANYTHING HERE,

IT'S NEVER HIT A WOMAN -- THAT'S

DATING A BOXER.

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD, BUT TH

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