Web Redemption - The Kid Who Farted on the Bus - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 317
  • 06/28/2011
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Daniel sits down with a flatulent kid named Christian and gives him an opportunity to fulfill his farting dream. (7:02)

>> CHRISTIAN SUMMERS THINKS

PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IS FUN

ACCORDING TO HIS SCHOOL BUS

DRIVERS HE ALSO THINKS PASSING

GAS IS FUN.

>> IT'S AN ACCIDENT.

>> WE LAUGH WHEN IT HAPPENS.

>> CHRISTIAN FEARS IF HE GETS

CAUGHT PASSING GAS ON THE BUS

AGAIN HE WOULD GET DETENTION.

>> THAT'S CHRISTIAN.

HE WAS CONCEIVED IN A DUTCH

OVEN.

HIS GAS IS SO BAD WHEN HE LET'S

ONE RIP IT MAKES THE LOCAL NEWS.

IT'S DANGEROUS IN SCIENCE CLASS

WITH THE BUNSEN BURNERS.

IT'S NOT FAIR THE HUSKY KEDZ GET

BLAMED FOR THE THUNDER DUMP

WILLINGS.

BLOWING THE MUD TRUMPET IS A

GAMBLE EACH TIME.

IS IT HILARIOUS OR A PUDDING.

IN CASE YOU FORGOT THERE IS A

HUGE LOG OF [BEEP] INSIDE ME.

APPRECIATE IT LIKE A FULL GLASS

OF WINE.

TAKE IN THAT FLAGLANT --

I WOULD WANT TO HANG OUT WITH

YOU MORE THAN SIX MINUTES A DAY.

INSTEAD WOMEN QUEEF.

THAT'S UTTERLY DISGUSTING.

KNOCK IT OFF WITH YOUR POON

POOF.

IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR THAT

CHRISTIAN IN TROUBLE FOR

SOMETHING THAT GAVE MARK MEYERS

A CAREER.

WE BROUGHT HIM OUT TO L.A. TO

CLEAR THE AIR IN THIS WEEK'S WEB

REDEMPTION.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> THAT IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKED

LIKE.

I ENJOY SPANKING KIDS WITH A PAT

PADDLE.

GET IN HERE, CHRISTIAN.

(FART NOISE).

>> THAT'S RICH.

GIVE ME THAT.

(FART ).

>> WHY ARE YOU SO GASSY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> CAN YOU SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR

YOU OVER --

>> I DON'T KNOW.

(FART NOISES )

>> REALLY IT MAKES ME LAUGH I

DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU GET.

IT'S GOOD FUN.

TELL ME, CHRISTIAN, WHAT

HAPPENED THAT DAY?

>> I FARTED ON THE BUS.

>> HOW DID PEOPLE REACT WHEN YOU

FARTED ON THE BUS?

>> THEY WERE LAUGHING.

>> DID THEY POINT AT YOU AND SAY

HE DID IT.

>> HUH-UH.

>> HOW OLD WAS THE BUS DRIVER?

>> 43.

>> A WOMAN OR PLAN.

>> WOMAN.

>> WOMEN DON'T APPRECIATE FARTS.

THEY NEVER WILL.

DO THE KIDS CALL YOU NAMES?

>> FART BOY.

>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

DO YOU LIKE IT?

>> I THINK IT'S FUNNY.

>> FART BOY MAYBE YOU WILL GROW

INTO FART MAN.

DID YOU JUST FART?

>> NO.

>> POSSIBLY?

>> I MOVED MY LEG.

>> IT'S WEIRD HOW IT DOESN'T

WORK NOW.

>> TELL ME WHAT YOUR FARTS SMELT

LIKE THAT DAY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU HAVE EVER CRAPPED YOUR

PANTS?

>> NO.

>> THREE TIMES AS AN ADULT I

HAVE SCRAPPED MY PANTS.

SMELL YOUR FARTS.

DO YOU LIGHT YOUR FARTS?

DO YOU FART ON PUBLIC

TRANSPORTATION?

ARE YOU A WET OR DRY DEALER?

WOULD YOU CREDIT CHILI A CEREAL.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE

"3:00 O'CLOCK HIGH."

>> NO.

>> I CALLED YOUR FATHER DOWN.

ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT THAT?

>> NO.

>> MR. SUMMER, NOW!

>> HELLO.

(FART NOISES).

>> DO YOU MIND IF I ASS YOU A

FEW QUESTIONS.

>> GO AHEAD.

>> WHAT'S YOUR FART POLICY IN

THE HOUSEHOLD?

>> WE'RE GUYS, WE DO IT.

>> WOULD YOU SAY YOUR SON IS A

CHIP OFF THE OLD BUTT?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> WERE YOU SURPRISED HIGHWAY

POPULAR THE VIDEO BECAME?

>> YES.

>> WHAT IS EMILY VALDEZ UP TO.

>> A NUMBER.

>> SHE IS PRETTY HOT.

>> IS SHE PRETTY IN PERSON?

>> SHE HAS A CROOKED EYE.

>> I WILL BE HONEST THAT'S ALL I

NEEDED TO HEAR.

>> THAT'S THE FIRST THING HE

NOTICED.

>> THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED IN A

WINGMAN.

>> EXACTLY.

ALL OF THIS FART TALK HAS L. GOT

ME HUNGRY.

LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER.

>> DO I HAVE TO?

>> YES!

>> GET IN THERE ON THE BEANS.

THIS IS OUTSIDE OF THE BUN.

ARE YOU SLOWING DOWN?

>> NO.

>> I EAT HEAVY AND THEN I'M GOOD

TO GO.

WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THE BUS.

YOU WANT A BURRITO TO GO?

MAKE IT TWO.

SHORT BUS.

I DON'T WANT TO BE BEHIND YOU.

>> ALRIGHT THE WORLD WANTS TO

KNOW.

YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT.

(FART NOISE).

>> TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, YOU

KNOW THE RULES.

>> A FARTER.

>> OH ...

SMELL LIKE DEATH BACK HERE.

>> WE'LL MAKE ROOM FOR YOU.

>> HOW COME EVERY TIME ON THE

BUS YOU'RE ON THE BUS WITH THAT

LITTLE RAT.

LOOK AT THIS FILTHY ASS DOG.

YOU SMELL LIKE A BUFFALO, YOU

ARE IS POSE TO POOP NOT FART.

DON'T COME IN 35-45 MINUTES.

>> GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS.

>> NO, I WILL NOT.

>> I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOME DAY

PEOPLE WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE

SMELL OF THEIR FARTS BUT BY THE

CONTENT OF THEIR COLON.

>> PREACH.

>> I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY

HE WHO SMELT IT WON'T BE AFRAID

THAT HE ALSO DEALT IT.

I HAVE A DREAM WHEN WE LESS

FARTERRING WE WILL BE ABLE TO

JOIN HANDS AND SING IN THE WORDS

OF THE OLD FARTING SPIRITUAL.

>> THANK GOD ALL NIGHTY WE SHALL

FART AT LAST.

[ APPLAUSE ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

(FARTING NOISE )

>> OH, MAN.

THAT WAS

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