Web Redemption - Wheel of Fortune

  • Season 6, Ep 628
  • 11/18/2014
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An Indiana University student gets a second chance on "Wheel of Fortune" after making a number of embarrassing mistakes his first time around. (6:47)

- GO AHEAD.

- ON-THE-SPOT DICE SPIN.

[buzzer sounds]

- NO.UH, SHELBY.

- ON-THE-SPOT DECISION.

- YEAH, THAT'S IT, UH-HUH.

[applause]

$300.

- C.

[buzzer sounds]

- SHELBY?- CAN I SOLVE?

- YEAH.

- THE WORLD'S FASTEST MAN.

- YEAH, THAT'S IT.

WOW.

[cheers and applause]

- MYTHOLOGICAL HERO"ACH-ILLES."

[buzzer sounds]

- CAN'T ACCEPT THAT.

- ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE BIG 10.

THAT'S JULIAN, AND APPARENTLY,

SAYING WORDS CORRECTLYIS HIS ACH-ILLES HEEL.

IF YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGHFOR JEOPARDY!

OR POOR ENOUGHFOR THE PRICE IS RIGHT,

THE WHEEL IS THE ONE FOR YOU.

PAT SAJAK AND HIS MOMHAVE RECORDED

OVER 6,100 EPISODES OF HANGMAN.

THE ONLY REASONTHEY GET RATINGS

IS BECAUSE YOUR GRANDPARENTSARE DYING WITH THE TV ON.

COULD THAT SHOW BEANY MORE VAGUE?

PHRASE, PERSON, PLACE?

I'D LIKE TO BUY A CLUEBETTER THAN "THING."

WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T BUY A VOWEL.

WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE SPENDS250 BUCKS ON A LETTER?

MAYBE IF YOU WERE MOREFINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE,

YOU'D BE ABLE TO AFFORDYOUR OWN THREE-DAY TRIP

TO SUBTROPICALFORT MYERS, FLORIDA.

GAME SHOW PRIZES ARE AWFUL.

THANKS FOR THE BASE MODELMITSUBISHI

AND HIDEOUS DINETTE SET.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE MECANCER?

IF YOU EVER SEE ME HOSTINGA GAME SHOW,

KNOW THAT I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY

AND MAKINGOVER $10 MILLION A YEAR

FOR VERY LITTLE WORK.

I'D LIKE TO HOST ONECALLED GAME SHOW OF THRONES,

WHERE I GET TO BANGTHE HOTTEST CONTESTANT

AND THEN BEHEAD HER...

OR HIM.

AMERICA LOVES WATCHING PEOPLEPLAY GAMES ON TV,

OR AT LEAST JIMMY FALLONTHINKS SO.

THAT'S WHY I GAVE JULIANAN EXCITING ONE-AFTERNOON,

ONE-EVENING STAY IN HOLLYWOOD

FOR THIS WEEK'SWEB REDEMPTION.

[applause]

WHAT'S UP, UH, JULIAN?

- HEY, DANIEL.

WHOA.THAT'S A LOT OF PRODUCT.

- YEAH.THIS IS A PROCESS.

I JUST FINISHED BANGINGTHE BIGGEST FRESHMAN TO DATE.

A PERSONAL BEST.

THEY MAKE 'EM HUGEHERE IN INDIANA.

ANYWAY, THANKS FOR LETTING MECRASH HERE.

WHAT THE [bleep] IS A HOOSIER?

- HOOSIERS ARE PE--I--I DON'T KNOW.

- DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOWWHAT A HOOSIER IS?

- AREN'T THEY, LIKE, PEOPLE THATARE REALLY CHILL AND--

- THAT'S WHAT HOOSIERS ARE?- I GUESS.

- HOW DID YOU EVEN GETON WHEEL OF FORTUNE?

- I APPLIED ONLINE BACK--

- WHY DID YOU APPLY ONLINE?

- WHO DOESN'T LOVE WHEEL OF FORTUNE?

- DO YOU WATCH THAT SHOWFOR REAL?

- WHY NOT?

- I ASSUME BECAUSE I'M NOT 80.

OKAY, SO YOU'RE OUT HERE;

YOU'RE GETTING READY TO TAPE IT.

ARE YOU NERVOUS?

- A LITTLE BIT.IT'S PAT SAJAK.

- MM-HMM.- AND VANNA WHITE.

- IN PERSON,WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?

- 7 1/2.

- DID YOU KNOW THAT PAT

IS A RIGHT-WING NUT JOB?

- I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

- NOW, DID HE SAY ANYTHINGRACIST TO YOU

WHILE YOU WERE THERE?

- NO, HE DIDN'T.- ARE YOU SURE?

- I'M POSITIVE.- NOTHING UNDER HIS BREATH?

WHEN'S THE LAST TIMEYOU HAD TO MAKE

AN ON-THE-SPOT DICE SPIN?

- ON-THE-SPOT DICE SPIN.

[buzzer sounds]

- WHEN YOU WENTFOR THE LETTER C--

- IN "THE WORLD'S FASTEST MAN."

- AND IT WAS A "PERSON,"

SO THAT MEANSYOU ONLY COULD'VE THOUGHT

THAT IT WAS"THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAN"

OR "THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAR."

- OR "CAM."

- IT COULD'VE BEEN"THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAM."

- YEAH.

MYTHOLOGICAL HERO ACH-ILLES.

- CAN'T ACCEPT THAT.

- SO WHEN SHE SAID ACHILLES...

- YEAH.

- DID YOU JUST, LIKE--

"OH, NO,I'VE JUST HUMILIATED MYSELF"?

- YEAH.

- BY THE WAY,SHE DIDN'T SAY "ACHILLES."

SHE SAID--- "ACH-EE-LLES."

- "ACH-EE-LLES."

AND THEY GAVE IT TO HER.

AGAIN, PAT SAJAK'S RACIST.

WHAT OTHER WORDSDO YOU MISPRONOUNCE?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- I SAY TOMATO.

- I SAY TO-MAH-TO.

- YOU WOULD BE THAT ASSHOLE.- [laughs]

WERE THE OTHER GIRLS NICE?

- YEAH, THEY WERE REALLY NICE.

- DID THEY FEEL BAD FOR YOU?

- YEAH, TEXAS A&M, SHELBY...

- UH-HUH.- A LITTLE BIT.

- DID YOU...- NO.

- YOU AND SHELBY?

- NO.

- DID YOU ACTUALLY WINTHE GAME?

- I WON THE WHOLE GAME.

- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PRETTYSHOCKING, THAT YOU WON.

- THAT'S, LIKE, THE STORY,THOUGH.

I SCREWED UP THREE TIMES.

- AND STILL BEAT A WOMANFROM ALABAMA.

- [laughs]

- LISTEN, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWSFOR YOU.

I PULLED SOME STRINGS

AND GOT YOU BACK ON THE SHOWTOMORROW.

- BUT IT'S MIDDLE SCHOOL WEEK.

- WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,

THEY WON'T USE ANY BIG WORDS.

- WHEEL...

OF...

FORTUNE!

- WELCOME BACKTO WHEEL OF FORTUNE.

HEY.HEY, WE'RE HERE.

WE HAVE TO MOVE THAT CAMERABACK 20 YARDS.

YOU ARE NOT AGING WELL.

ALL RIGHT, BACK TO THE PUZZLE.

SKETCHY HOMESCHOOL KID,

GIVE 'ER A SPIN.

WOMEN AREN'T SMART ENOUGH

TO MAKE DECISIONSABOUT THEIR OWN BODIES.

WHO'S WITH ME?

LOSE 1,000 TURNS.

GOOD.

NOW SIT THEREAND TRY NOT TO BE A CREEP.

ALL RIGHT, KATIE, YOU'RE UP.

PRETTY SOON, THEY'LL BE COMINGDOOR TO DOOR

TO TAKE OUR GUNS.

OOH, AN IPOD SPEAKER DOCK.

YOU DO NOT WANT THAT.GUESS AN X.

- IS THERE AN L?

- THERE ARE FOUR Ls.

ENJOY YOUR USELESS SPEAKER DOCK.

[electronic dinging]

VANNA? VANNA?

OH, WE HAVE ALL BEEN PRAYINGFOR THIS DAY

FOR A LONG TIME.

PLEASE HELP ME WELCOMEYOUNGER, HOTTER VANNA.

OH!

[cheers and applause]

LIKE A JOLT OF COFFEE.

- WELL, THIS IS [bleep] EASY.

- WHY SHOULD I BE PAYINGFOR YOUR HEALTH CARE?

- I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL.

A.

- A...

ARTHUR FONZARELLI.

- S.

- OOH, GOOD LETTER.

OH, GIVE THE HOST$20 OF YOUR OWN MONEY.

GOOD GRIEF.

DID YOU INVENT AN APP?

YOU DID IT, MINORITIES.

AMERICA'S A WELFARE STATE NOW.

- IS THERE AN N?

- THREE Ns.

GO AHEAD AND GRAB THAT HOAGIE.

POOR PEOPLE DESERVETO STARVE TO DEATH.

- I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL.

- SHOULDN'T YOU BEON JEOPARDY!?

- B.

- OKAY, B?

ARE WE STILL PLAYING?

[buzzer sounds]

[audience shouts]

- I'D LIKE TO SOLVE.

- OKAY.

- HILLARY CLINTONHAS A [bleep] RING.

- YES, SHE DOES.

YES, SHE DOES.- YES.

- THAT MEANS YOU'RE TONIGHT'SBIG WINNER,

AND YOU'RE TONIGHT'S BIG LOSERS.

IT'S TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND.

THE CLUE IS "THE GAME SHOWYOU ARE ON RIGHT NOW."

WE GAVE YOU R, E, L, N, E.

I NEED THREE MORE CONSONANTSAND ONE VOWEL.

- A W,AN H,

AN F, AND AN O.

- GREAT PICKS.GREAT PICKS.

- WHEEL OF FORTANE.

- [bleep] ME.

I DON'T EVEN GIVE A [bleep].

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WON.

YOU HAVE WON AN ENVELOPE.

WHOO!

ALL RIGHT.

[cheers and applause]

YOU KNOW THEM?

- NOT A CLUE.- OKAY.

THE HARDEST GAME SHOWIS TO CATCH A PREDATOR.

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