Extended Interview - Perfect Game Bowler's Web Redemption

  • Season 6, Ep 615
  • 05/27/2014
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Troy describes a day in the life of a professional bowler and tells the story behind the worst game he's ever rolled. (3:49)

TROY WHEN I WATCHED YOUR VIDEO

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOST

HEART BREAKING THING

I HAVE EVER SEEN

TELL ME ABOUT THAT DAY

BOWLING MY PERFECT GAME

FIRST ELEVEN FRAMES STRIKES

GET TO THE TWELVE ONE

RACK COMES DOWN

PREVENTS IT

OH MY GOD HOLY COW

DID YOU SEE THAT

WHY DID THE RAKE COME DOWN?

I PUSHED A BUTTON AND

THE BOWLING CENTER SET

UP THE PINS ON THE WRONG LANE

YOU WANTED SOME PINS

CLEARED OFF A DIFFERENT LANE

YEP

THEY PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON

AND ACCIDENTLY CLEARED YOUR LANE

YES

WHOOOOO

(LAUGHS)

DID ANY PART OF YOU WANT

TO START GOING CRAZY?

NOTHING I COULD DO ABOUT IT

BUT BOWL IT AGAIN

IT WAS JUST SO FUN TO WATCH

SOMEONE SO CLOSE TO PERFECTION

AND THEN LIKE MOST AMERICANS

YOU ARE JUST ROOTING

FOR THEM TO FAIL

AND THEN BAM

THE GODS INTERJECT

(LAUGHS)

WAS THAT THE FIRST THREE HUNDRED

GAME YOU WERE EVER GOING TOROLL?

NO

HOW MANY HAVE YOU ROLLED?

FORTY-FIVE

GOOD-NIGHT

(LAUGHS)

THE ANNOUNCERS KEPT SAYING

THERE WAS A BRUTAL OIL PATTERN

YOU HAD THE FIRST ELEVEN

VERY BRUTAL OIL PATTERN HERE

IN LEAGUES YOU GOT MORE

OIL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE

TOURNAMENTS THEYLL OIL MORE OIL

TOWARDS THE GUTTERS

YOU A STROKER CRANKER ORTWEENER?

CRANKER

AH I JUST LOOKED THOSE TERMS

UP ON WIKIPEDIA

(LAUGHS)

NO IDEA WHAT THEY MEAN

ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL?

USED TO BE

WHY DID YOU QUIT?

TOO MUCH RED TAPE

THEY WANT YOU TO DO THIS

YOU CAN WEAR THIS

YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT

YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE STUPIDBRACES?

NO

YOU DON'T?

NO

DOESN'T DO ANYTHING DOES IT?

NO

(CLAPS) THE DUDE LIKES THAT

WHATS THE WORST GAME YOU

HAVE EVER ROLLED AS A BOWLER?

SINCE BEING AN ADULT ONE TWELVE

DID YOU LET HER WIN?

OF COURSE (LAUGHS)

WHAT IS YOUR SECOND BEST SPORT?

DON'T HAVE ONE

BEEN BOWLING MY WHOLE LIFE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CURLING?

NO

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT THOUGH?

ABSOLUTELY

THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF FUN

(LAUGHS) YES

OUT OF LITERALLY THE TENS

OF FAMOUS BOWLERS IN THE WORLD

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE?

EARL ANTHONY

GOOD PICK SAFE PICK

BUT A GOOD PICK

WHATS THE BIG MISCONCEPTIONABOUT BOWLERS?

FAT DRUNK LOVE PIZZA

THOSE ARENT ACCURATE?

NO

DESCRIBE A DAY IN THE LIFE

OF A PROFESSIONAL BOWLER

IS IT AS GLAMOROUS AS IT SOUNDS?

NO NOT AT ALL

WAKE UP PUT YOUR PANTS ON

SHOES ON GO TO THE BOWLINGALLEY

PRACTICE A LITTLE BIT ROLL YOURGAMES

YOU SMOKE?

NO

DO YOU WISH THEY WOULD BAN

ALL SMOKING IN BOWLING ALLEYS?

THEY HAVE IN TEXAS

OH THAT'S NICE

AND ABORTIONS

PRETTY MUCH

TWO THING IN TEXAS YOU

CANT DO IN BOWLING ALLEYS

NO

ANYMORE

ANYMORE

WHAT ABOUT THE SHOES?

WHY DO WE NEED THESE SHOES?

SO THEY SLIDE ON THE APPROACHES

TENNIS SHOES WONT SLIDE

IS THAT REALLY THE REASON?

YES

NO ONE NEEDS TO SLIDE

IF YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT BOWLING

TRUE

I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OFSCUFFING

THE FLOORS

IT IS SCUFFING THE FLOOR

NO IT DOESNT IT DOESN'T SCUFFTHE FLOOR

SO WHY DONT THEY JUST LET

US WEAR TENNIS SHOES?

IT'S A SCAM FOR MONEY

AND THE FOOT SPRAY INDUSTRY

OH THAT SPRAY IS HORRIBLE YEAH

FOOT SPRAY INDUSTRY

TWO BILLION DOLLAR A YEARINDUSTRY

IS WHAT I AM TOLD

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COSMICBOWLING?

NO REAL COMMENT ON THAT

YOU DONT WANT TO START ANYTHING?

RIGHT

BETWEEN THE COSMIC BOWLINGLEAGUES

(LAUGHS)

YOU EVER BOWLED NAKED?

NO

YOU THINK YOU EVER WILL?

NO

WHAT?

FAVORITE BOWLING MOVIE OF ALLTIME?

KINGPIN

WE WERE GOING TO PARODY

THAT ONE WE FLIPPED A COIN

I APOLOGIZE

(LAUGHS)

WE WERE GOING TO DO

A LOT OF THIS

MMHMM WITH THE HOOK

(LAUGHS)

BARTENDER

WELL TROY I DO APPRECIATE YOU

SHARING YOUR STORY WITH ME

BOWLERS EVERYWHERE FROM

MILWAUKEE TO JUST OUTSIDEMILWAUKEE

FELT YOUR PAIN

WHEN THAT RAKE ROBBED YOU OF

THE PERFECT GAME

AND I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT

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