Web Redemption - I Like Turtles Kid

  • Season 2, Ep 223
  • 09/15/2010
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Daniel takes Jonathan, the I Like Turtles Kid, back to the fair dressed as his favorite animal. (4:19)

THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

JONATHAN, THANKS FOR MEETING ME

AT THE FAIR.

HUH?

GET IT?

WE LIKE TURTLENECKS.

>> YEAH.

>> THAT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

JONATHAN, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL

NAME --

>> IT IS.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

>> I HAVE THREE DOGS AND FOUR

CATS.

>> YOU'RE LIKE A CRAZY SINGLE

LADY.

SO, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 13.

>> 13.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN THAT VIDEO

CAME OUT?

>> TEN.

>> AND HOW FAST, AFTER THAT

VIDEO GOT ONLINE, DID IT BECOME

POPULAR?

>> ABOUT, LIKE, A WEEK.

>> HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN

THAT VIDEO?

DO YOU KNOW?

>> ALMOST 18 MILLION.

>> WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S SO

POPULAR?

>> 'CAUSE I'M FUNNY.

>> HA HA!

IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

>> YEAH.

>> TELL ME THE STORY ABOUT THAT

DAY.

>> I HAD JUST GOT DONE FROM A

TURTLE EXHIBIT, AND THEN MY

SISTERS WERE JUST GOING TO GO

AND GET THEIR FACE PAINTED, AND

THEY ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO,

AND I SAID YEAH.

AND THEY ASKED ME HOW I WANTED

IT, AND I SAID, "LIKE A ZOMBIE."

>> YOU HAD JUST SEEN A TURTLE

EXHIBIT.

>> YEAH.

>> THAT'S IN YOUR BRAIN.

>> YEAH.

>> IF SOMEBODY'S GONNA ASK YOU A

QUESTION, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE

PAINTED LIKE GODZILLA, YOU'RE

STILL THINKING TURTLES.

>> YEAH.

>> WHO'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON

YOU'VE MET?

>> YOU.

>> [EXHALES] I NEEDED THAT.

I'VE HAD A LONG WEEKEND.

DO YOU LIKE TURTLES?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT 'EM?

>> THEY'RE JUST FUN.

>> THEY'RE NOT FUN.

>> YEAH, THEY ARE.

>> WHAT'S SO FUN ABOUT A TURTLE?

>> THAT THEY HAVE A SHELL AND

THAT THEY CAN PUT ALL THEIR BODY

PARTS IN THERE.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CAME UP

WITH THE STORY THE TORTOISE AND

THE HARE?

SO FAT PEOPLE WOULD FEEL GOOD

ABOUT THEMSELVES.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME

IN A RACE?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU COULD NEVER BEAT ME IN A

RACE.

>> YEAH, I COULD.

>> YOU KNOW IF WE RACE THAT I'M

NOT GONNA TAKE IT EASY.

I'M JUST GONNA BLOW THE DOORS

OFF YA.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!

[GROANS]

OH!

OH!

WHOO!

I NEED AN ASPIRIN.

ALL RIGHT, JONATHAN, WELCOME TO

MY TURTLE ROOM.

>> THIS IS AWESOME.

>> YEAH, IT IS PRETTY AWESOME.

I TAKE TURTLES SERIOUSLY.

HAVE A SEAT.

I GOT YOU A HAT.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

>> I HOPE IT FITS.

YEAH.

>> SO YERTLE SAID, "COME ALONG,

TURTLES.

NOW LISTEN."

>> I LOVE YERTLE.

DIG IN.

>> OKAY.

>> IT'S TURTLE SOUP.

[LAUGHS]

I'M KIDDING.

IT'S TOMATO.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS

SONG?

>> THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.

>> LET'S SING IT, BUT LET'S ONLY

SING OUR FAVORITE PART.

♪ TEN TURTLE DOVES ♪

♪ NINE TURTLE DOVES ♪

♪ EIGHT TURTLE DOVES ♪

♪ SEVEN TURTLE DOVES ♪

♪ SIX TURTLE DOVES ♪

>> WOULD YOU LIKE A CHOCOLATE

TURTLE?

YOU EVER EAT DOG?

COWABUNGA, JONATHAN!

HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR APPETITE,

DUDE.

IT'S ME.

IT'S DANIEL.

WELCOME TO OUR PIZZA LUNCH.

I INVITED A FEW FRIENDS OVER.

TURTLE FROM ENTOURAGE.

GET IT?

YOU KNOW WHO THESE TWO ARE?

DAVID SCHWIMMER, PAUL PIERCE.

WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?

>> THEY LOOK LIKE TURTLES.

>> THEY DO LOOK LIKE TURTLES.

>> GO AND EAT IT.

COME ON.

>> COME ON, LET'S GO.

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S -- NO,

NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO!

>> YES! YES!

YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT, THE FAIR'S

TOMORROW, JONATHAN, AND WE FIXED

EVERYTHING THIS TIME, YOU LITTLE

TURTLE FREAK.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOU

READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

>> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WAIT, BEFORE I GO, I HAVE TO

BRING THIS ONE, THIS ONE, OH,

AND THIS ONE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

GO.

I'LL BE --

>> BACK HERE LIVE AT THE

WATERFRONT VILLAGE WITH MY

FRIEND THE ZOMBIE, JONATHAN.

>> WE'RE BACK HERE LIVE AT THE

WATERFRONT VILLAGE WITH MY

FRIEND THE TURTLE, JONATHAN.

LOOKIN' GOOD.

>> YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD,

JONATHAN.

JUST GOT AN AWESOME FACE-PAINT

JOB.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> JONATHAN JUST GOT AN AWESOME

FACE-PAINT JOB.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I LIKE TURTLES.

I LIKE TURTLES.

[SLOW-MOTION]

I LIKE TURTLES.

I LIKE ZOMBIES.

>> BUT YOU'RE CLEARLY A TURTLE!

UHH!

JONATHAN!

UHH!

THIS [BLEEP].

EVERY DAY, IT'S SOMETHING NEW.

TOMORROW, HE LIKES DUCKS.

[BLEEP]!

THESE FAIRS ARE RIP-OFFS.

THAT GAME IS DUMB.

[BLEEP]!

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