Web Sketch-demption - Films That You Like - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 406
  • 03/06/2012
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Daniel invites the Internet's worst sketch group to the Tosh.0 Comedy Boot Camp. (7:10)

>> YOU'RE SICK.

YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.

>> BRAIN YAK WANTS TO SHOW ME

HOW IT'S ALL DONE.

BRING BACK YOUR ARMS.

KEEP LOOKING AT THE BALL.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

I'M GIVING KEAGAN SOME POINTERS

ON HIS GOLF STROKE.

CAN I JOIN?

>> ALL RIGHT.

YOUR FEET.

SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

>> YOUR FEET STEADY WITH THE

BALL.

THAT WAS SO UNWATCHABLE COMEDY

CENTRAL JUST PICKED IT UP FOR 10

EPISODES.

WE SEARCHED FOR OVER A YEAR TO

FIND THE WORST SKETCH WITH THE

FEWEST VIEWS THAT WE THOUGHT

WE COULD REMAKE.

AND THAT SKETCH BELONGED TO THE

TROUPE CALLED FILMS YOU LIKE.

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THEIR

HORRIBLE NAME IS SKETCH COMEDY

IN GENERAL.

I HATE THE SKETCHES ON MY OWN

SHOW, SO JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH I

WANT TO END MY LIFE WHEN I'M

SITTING THROUGH 7 MINUTES OF

YOURS.

MAKING FUNNY SKETCHES IS HARD.

IF SOMEONE AS BRILLIANT AS

CHAPPELLE LITERALLY WENT NUTS

TRYING TO DO IT, WHAT MAKES YOU

AND YOUR UNTALENTED FRIENDS

THINK YOU CAN PULL IT OFF?

A SKETCH GROUP IS FIVE DUDES AND

ONE AVERAGE CHICK THEY ALL WANT

TO BONE.

OR FIVE GUYS THAT DRESS LIKE

CHICKS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S

FUNNY IN CANADA.

AND LET'S QUIT SAYING SATURDAY

NIGHT LIVE ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT

USED TO BE.

IT HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD, AND THE

ONLY REASON YOU THOUGHT IT WAS

IS BECAUSE YOU WERE 15 AND

EXCITED TO BE AWAKE AFTER

MIDNIGHT.

THERE HAVE BEEN 118 CAST MEMBERS

ON SNL AND ONLY THREE OF THEM

WERE EVER FUNNY.

WILL FERRELL

BILL MURRAY

NORM MACDONALD.

DISCUSSION IS OVER.

IF CHEVY CHASE WAS FUNNY, HE'D

STILL BE FUNNY.

NOT THE 6TH STAR ON A SHOW NBC

CAN'T WAIT TO CANCEL.

I COULD GO ON, BUT UNLIKE SNL, I

KNOW WHEN TO WRAP IT UP.

FUNNY OR DIE IS THE NEW HIP

PLACE FOR SKETCHES.

THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT IT

IS THAT IT GIVES YOU THE OPTION

TO KILL VIDEOS.

UNFORTUNATELY

JERRY O'CONNELL NEVER ACTUALLY

DIES.

JON HAMM WAS OUR BACKUP FOR THAT

JOKE.

OH, AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION

MONTY PYTHON SUCKS?

THOSE KIDS THOUGHT THEY COULD

MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY.

AND LIKE THE REST OF YOU, THEY

WERE WRONG.

SO WE BROUGHT THEM TO L.A.,

WHERE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS

AN ORIGINAL IDEA, FOR OUR FIRST

EVER SKETCH-DEMPTION.

LIVE FROM CULVER CITY, IT'S

TUESDAY NIGHT!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN DANIEL

TOSH.

>> LET'S GO GUYS.

YOU DIDN'T PAY ZEFEDS FOR

NOTHING.

>> WHY DID YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS

CLASS.

TO BE FUNNY.

IF YOU NEED TO TAKE A CLASS IN

COMEDY, KNOW THAT YOUR CAREER

HAS ALREADY ENDED.

THE MERE FACT THAT YOU ARE HERE

MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AND

YOU'RE STUPID.

OKAY.

NOW WHY DO I TELL YOU BECAUSE

THE MONEY IS NONREFUNDABLE.

>> BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU HOW

MANY BRACELETS DO YOU HAVE.

>> DO PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT

YOU'RE FUNNY.

>> NO.

>> DID YOU WRITE THOSE OUT

BEFORE YOU SHOT THEM.

>> NO

>> HOW MANY TAKES DID YOU.

NO MORE THAN LIKELY NO MORE FOUR

TAKES.

>> AND I USED GOOGLE.

THAT'S WHAT CAUSED THE VIDEO TO

BE ALLOWED AT SCHOOL.

THAT WAS THE WHOLE TIGER WOODS

SCANDAL.

SO YOU WERE ALLOWED TO BE IN THE

TALENT SHOW.

>> IT WAS TOO IN PROBABLY THE

SPOONING WHILE STANDING UP

>> EXPLAIN THE PROCESS.

WHICH ONE COMES UP WITH THE

SKETCHES.

>> I'M LIKE THE FACE.

THE BEAUTY PART OF IT, AND THEN

MUSCLE MAN AND THEN ALL MUSCLE

AND THEN JAMES IS THERE.

>> SO IT'S LIKE -- WE ALL HAVE

OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

>> AS FAR AS I DO LET'S STICK TO

THE QUESTION.

HE GAVE IT BACK TO YOU.

>> JUST FEED OFF EACH OTHER'S

IDEAS.

>> GETTING SO OLD

>> ALL DAY TALK.

>> I'M IN A WEIRD SKETCH.

>> YOU GUYS DATING ANYBODY.

>> I'M HORRIBLE WITH GIRLS.

>> ONCE YOU GET IN THE MAJORS

BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE COMPETING

WITH ME.

AND GUESS WHAT.

I HAVE AN INFINITY POOL.

I FOUND THAT ON THE INTERNET

LIKE A FREE GREEN SCREEN EFFECT.

PUT THAT ON EVERYTHING.

>> DID YOU WATCH IT BEFORE YOU

UP LOADED IT.

>> I DIDN'T.

>> WHAT WAS THE FEEDBACK YOU GOT

FROM YOUR VIDEOS FROM YOUR

FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

>> MOST PEOPLE HATED.

YOUR MOM IT'S PROBABLY GOOD.

MY MOM PROBABLY TOLD ME IT WAS

STUPID BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T LIKE

IT.

>> WHAT'S WITH THE CAT.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A GUY

THAT HAS A CAT.

HE'S PROBABLY AGILE.

>> I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU THE FULL

HOLLYWOOD TREATMENT.

>> GUYS THIS IS A SKETCH GROUP

I'VE BEEN RANTING AND RAVING

ABOUT.

>> WE'VE GOT TO COME UP WITH A

GREAT IDEAS.

>> I HATE EVERY SECOND OF THE

EVERY WORD YOU'RE SAYING.

>> THIS IS NOT -- I DON'T LIKE

YOUR SHIRT.

AND THE WORLD HAS ENDED IT'S

JUST THE FOUR OF YOU LEFT, AND

YOU HAVE TO REPOPULATE THE

EARTH.

>> YOU SEE WHERE THE WORLD

SUCKS.

>> HOW ABOUT SOME MAN ON MONDAY

ACTION.

NO, NO, NO.

>> WHAT?

>> KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.

AND STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW

CLOSE YOU ARE TO ME.

>> ARE YOU KEEPING WITH THE

STROKES.

YEP.

>> [BLEEP].

>> BEAT IT UP

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THE SUN FROM

DOWN UNDER WAS UNDER.

>> I THINK I'M GOOD GUYS.

>> I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH MY

BILLIARDS GAME.

>> ARE WE STEFANED.

>> ARE WE STRETCHES.

ARE WE STRETCHED OR SOLID.

>> GUYS I FEEL THAT THE CATCH OF

THE DAY IS POKING ME FROM

BEHIND.

HEY, HOW IS THIS THING GOING TO

END?

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