Redemption Reunion Spectacular - Where Are They Now (Again)?

  • Season 6, Ep 624
  • 10/21/2014
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Daniel catches up with Antoine Dodson, Badfinger, X12 and a surprise guest in the second annual Tosh.Oh, That's What They're Up to Now Reunion Spectacular. (8:53)

- HIDE YOUR KIDS,

HIDE YOUR WIFE,AND HIDE YOUR HUSBAND,

'CAUSE THEY'RE RAPING EVERYBODYOUT HERE.

- I'M GONNA SHOW YOUHOW FAST

I CAN CRANKTHIS STATIONARY BICYCLE

AT THE LOWEST RESISTANCESETTING.

[upbeat music playing]

[metal creaking]

[aerosol can hissing]

- OKAY, GET IT ALL OVER YOU,AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

GET IT ALL OVER YOU.

- OKAY, NOW SPRAY HIMWITH THE NEUTRALIZER.

- GET IT IN YOUR EYES.OPEN YOUR EYES.

FORCE 'EM.

- [coughing and wheezing]

[groaning]

- THOSE 2 1/2 MENARE THE NEWEST MEMBERS

OF TELEVISION'SMOST ELITE CLUB:

PEOPLE I'VE FOUNDENJOYABLE ENOUGH

TO HAVE ON TOSH.0 MORE THAN ONCE.

HOW DO YOU BECOMEA WEB REDEMPTION ALL-STAR?

AH, IT HELPS TO BE BLACK...

OR GAYOR FROM FLORIDA

OR, IN FANNY'S CASE,HAVE A TIGHT BOD.

IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHINGDURING MY 14 YEARS

AT THE HELM OF THIS SHOW,IT'S THAT BACKGROUND CHECKS

ONLY HURT THE QUALITYOF THE FINAL PRODUCT.

I DON'T GET WHY ANYONEWOULD WANT TO COME ON THIS SHOW

IN THE FIRST PLACE,BUT THEN AGAIN,

THESE PEOPLE AREN'T KNOWNFOR MAKING GREAT DECISIONS.

THAT'S WHY I FLEW THEMBACK TO HOLLYWOOD,

WHERE FILMING REUNION SPECIALS

IS 50% OF TV PRODUCTIONTHESE DAYS,

FOR THE SECOND ANNUAL

TOSH.OH,THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE UP TO NOW

REDEMPTION REUNIONSPECTACULAR.

[cheers and applause]

THANK YOU.THANK YOU.

HEY, GIRLS!

WELCOME TO DANIEL.O,

THE SUNNY SIDE OF TOSH.

LET'S LAUGH, LEARN,AND LOVE.

NOW I'M GONNA DANCEFOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES

TO STRAIGHT-UP KILL TIME.

[lively music]

OH, FUN.ALL RIGHT.

RIGHT NOW, PLEASE WELCOMETHE HUMAN RAPE WHISTLE HIMSELF.

HIDE YOUR KIDS,HIDE YOUR WIFE.

IT'S ANTOINE DODSON.

[cheers and applause]

HOW HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGEDSINCE BEING ON MY SHOW?

- A WHOLE LOT.I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

- THAT IS VERY CONFUSING.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- [laughs]

- YOU WERE GAY.

YOU ARE NO LONGER GAY.

- PEOPLE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

HOW THIS "STRAIGHT THING"CAME ALONG.

IT WAS A LITTLE THINGTHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS GIRL,

AND, HELL, I FELL IN LOVEWITH HER, SO...

AND NOW WE HAVE A BABY.

- SO YOU'RE REALLY ONLY STRAIGHTFOR ONE WOMAN.

- EXACTLY.- THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

I'M JUST STRAIGHTFOR TOO MANY WOMEN.

HAVE YOU TOLD YOUR FAMILYTHAT YOU ARE BACK IN THE CLOSET?

- OH, WHEN I TOLD MY FAMILYI WAS BACK IN THE CLOSET,

THEY KIND OF BELIEVED IT.

- THEY DID?- THEY DID.

SO I FEEL LIKEI JUST DROPPED THE ACT.

- IT WAS JUST AN ACT.

- YEAH, I TAKE IT AS AN ACT.

- YOU WERE SO GOOD AT IT,THOUGH.

- I WAS.

- SO YOU HAVE NO THOUGHTSAT ALL

OF MEN IN A SEXUAL WAY?

- YOU CAN NEVER FORGETYOUR PAST.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU'RE GONNA ALWAYS HAVETHOSE MEMORIES OF THINGS,

AND I'M NOT SAYING THATI DON'T THINK ABOUT IT,

'CAUSE I DO.

- BUT IF YOU SEEA GORGEOUS MAN,

WHAT GOES ON UP THERE?

- I'M LIKE, "OH, HE'S HANDSOME.HE'S DECENT."

AND A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS,BUT, YOU KNOW...

- [bleep] IS GREAT, ISN'T IT?

- IT IS.IT'S WARM.

- VERY WARM.- MM-HMM.

- WHO'S YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?

- MY CRUSH HAS TO BEHALLE BERRY.

- OH...- SHE IS HOT IN REAL LIFE.

- BUT SO OLD.

- YOU KNOW,THAT THANG AIN'T OLD.

- IT'S JUST AS OLD.- [laughs]

- I HOPE YOU BECOME GAY AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S A BIRD.IT'S A PLANE.

NO, IT'S THE REASONKIDS EVERYWHERE

STARTED WEARING REFLECTIVECROSSING GUARD VESTS.

PLEASE WELCOME X12.

[cheers and applause]

X12, DO YOU REMEMBERWHO I AM?

- YES, YOU'RE DANIEL TOSH.

- IS IT ME, OR HAVE YOUACTUALLY GOTTEN YOUNGER?

- YES,I HAVE GOTTEN YOUNGER.

- YOU LITERALLY LOOK YOUNGERTO ME.

IF WE COULD DOA SIDE-BY-SIDE

FROM WHEN X12WAS ON THE SHOW, PUT IT--

AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEETHAT YOU ARE AGING BACKWARDS.

HOW ARE YOUR POWERSDEVELOPING?

- I DEVELOPED, UH,0.8 HORSEPOWER IN MY LEGS.

- DO YOU THINK YOU WILL EVER GETTO A FULL HORSEPOWER?

- I HOPE SO.

- IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEALL THESE BANDAGES?

- THE BANDAGEIS TO PROTECT MY KNEES

FROM THE SPEED OF MY TREMENDOUS260-PLUS POUND WEIGHT.

- WHAT ISTHE MOST IMPRESSIVE FEAT

YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHEDSINCE YOU WERE ON THIS SHOW?

- I RAN 30 MILES AN HOURWITH THAT 18-WHEELER.

- ALSO, WHAT ABOUT THAT VIDEOOF YOU RUNNING THROUGH TRAFFIC?

THAT SEEMSUNNECESSARILY DANGEROUS

AND ALMOST BRAGGADOCIOUS.

- CARS CAN'T RUN ME OVER.

- I'M NOT POSITIVE THAT'S TRUE.

DID ANYBODY HONK AT YOU?

- NEVER.

THEY CAN'T EVEN REACT.

THAT'S HOW FAST I MOVE.

- X12, I DON'T THINKTHIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

I WANT THAT TO STOP.

NO MORERUNNING THROUGH THE TRAFFIC.

ARE YOU A CELEBRITY NOWIN YOUR HOMETOWN?

- PEOPLE STILL REMEMBER THE X12

EVEN AFTERA YEAR AND A HALF.

- IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARINGA REFLECTING VEST

THAT SAYS "X12" ON IT?

- YES.

- CAN YOU SHOW ME

THE NEW X12 HAND GESTURE

THAT YOU'RE DOINGIN ALL YOUR VIDEOS?

- [chuckles]

- HAS BEING ON THIS SHOWHELPED YOU WITH THE LADIES?

- MANY WOMENWANT TO ASK ME OUT,

AND I HAD A MAN OFFER ME

TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS WIFE

SO THEY CAN HAVEA SUPERHUMAN BABY.

- THAT IS VERY GENEROUSTHAT YOU DID THAT.

- [laughing]

NO, I DIDN'T DO THAT.

- OH, YOU DIDN'T DO IT.

- I TURNED HIM DOWN.- OH.

I DON'T KNOWIF YOU'LL LIKE THIS OR NOT.

I GOT YOU AN X12 HAT.

WHAT SIZE HEAD YOU GOT?

ABOUT AN 8?- UH, 8.

- ABOUT A 7 3/4.

- A 8.

- X12, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- ALL RIGHT,WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'VE GOT A SURPRISE GUEST.

I'VE LITERALLY WATCHED HERGROW UP BEFORE MY EYES.

SO PLEASE WELCOME BACKTO THE SHOW

FOR AN UNPRECEDENTEDFOURTH APPEARANCE,

THE SMOKING HOT FANNY.

[cheers and applause]

- HI.- HI.

[patting bed]

CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS,PLEASE?

[sultry jazz music playing]

THAT'S NICE.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINKI THINK ABOUT YOU?

- I HOPE YOU DON'T THINKABOUT ME THAT MUCH.

- A LOT.

ALL RIGHT, WELL,THAT'S ALL THE TIME

FANNY AND I HAVE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

COME HERE.- NO.

- LET'S SPOON.

- I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW.

- YOU WANT TO SPOON?- NO.

- OUR LAST GUEST IS MY FAVORITEHUMAN GUINEA PIG.

PLEASE WELCOME BADFINGER.

[cheers and applause]

HEY, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKES,

DO YOU MIND IF I SPRAY YOUIN THE FACE AGAIN?

- WHATEVER BURSTS YOUR BUBBLE,

THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

- LISTEN,I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

NOW, THIS IS 100%

LAW ENFORCEMENT GRADEPEPPER SPRAY.

SO IT'S THE GOOD STUFF.DO YOU MIND?

- I DON'T CARE.GO RIGHT AHEAD.

[spray can hisses]

[audience groans and laughs]

- LET THAT SINK INFOR A SECOND.

- [coughs and laughs]

- HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGEDSINCE BEING ON THE SHOW?

- YEAH.DRAMATICALLY.

- DID YOU MISS ME?

- OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

- [laughs]- HIT ME AGAIN.

- HIT YOU AGAIN?

- YEAH, GO AHEAD.- ALL RIGHT.

- THIS IS--OH!OH, BOY!

[spits]

- WAS THERE ANY JOKES OR SCENESTHAT WE PUT IN THE SHOW

THAT YOU DID NOT APPROVE OF?

- [coughing]

HOLD ON.

- OKAY.

- [coughing]

- [splutters]OH, THIS IS REALLY BAD.

- YEAH.- HOLD ON.

DO YOU--OKAY, HOLD--

DO YOU--DO YOU REGRETGOING ON THE SHOW?

- I DO NOW.

- DOES IT HURT WORSETHAN THE LAST TIME?

- YEAH, IN A WAY.

- WILL YOU FINALLY ADMIT

THAT THE NEUTRALIZERDOESN'T WORK?

- NO, THAT [bleep] DOCTORWAS AN IDIOT!

[coughing and spitting]

- HAVE YOU BUILT UPA RESISTANCE

TO PEPPER SPRAY?

- NO, IT [bleep] HURTS!

- [sneezes]

I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING.

WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING MEDO THIS TO YOU?

- 'CAUSE I--[bleep], I DON'T KNOW.

[bleep].

- [sneezes]

ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'SALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY.

THANKS TO ALL MY GUESTS,ESPECIALLY YOU, BAD--

- [bleep].

- TOMORROW,WE'VE GOT BABY MAKEOVERS

AND A PERFORMANCEBY THREE 6 MAFIA.

BYE, LADIES.

HAVE A BLESSED, BEAUTIFUL DAY.

LET'S DANCE IT OUT.

COME ON, BADFINGER, DANCE.

TURN AROUND.

YOUR BACK'S TO THE CROWD.

- ALL RIGHT.- THERE WE GO.

- OOH, [bleep].

ALL RIGHT, NO MORE SPRAY.NO MORE SPRAY.

- NOBODY SPRAY ANYTHING.THERE YOU GO.

- I NEED BABY SOAPAND EVERYTHING.

I NEED TO WASH THIS [bleep] OFF.- OKAY.

- I'M HAVING A HARD TIMEBREATHING.

- OKAY.- [spits]

[wails and gasps]

I CAN'T BREATHE.DAMN IT.

ALL RIGHT.

I NEED TIME.

THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE.

[cheers and applause]

- ANYONE WHO LETS ME

PEPPER SPRAY HIM IN THE FACEMULTIPLE TIMES

ALWAYS HAS A HOMEHERE AT TOSH.0.

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