20 Seconds on the Clock - Very Broken Arm

  • Season 6, Ep 602
  • 02/25/2014
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Daniel breaks down the benefits of having an arm apparently capable of bending and twisting in any direction. (0:49)

THE NEXT GUY NEVER LOST AN ARM

WRESTLING MATCH.

MAINLY BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO

TOUCH HIM.

I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT'S KNOWN AS

TETRIS ELBOW.

NOW LETS PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND POINT OUT SOME OF THE

PERKS OF HIS HORRIFYING

DISFIGUREMENT

HE'S AMAZING IN THE BREAK ROOM.

HE CAN REACH IN THE VENDING

MACHINE AND GRAB LORNA DUNE

SHORT BREAD.

HE ALWAYS GETS THE ARMREST

BECAUSE HE NEEDS THE EXTRA

ELBOW ROOM

HE'S AMAZING AT GETTING SOCKS

OUT FROM BEHIND THE DRYER,

HE CAN WASH EVERY INCH OF HIS

BACK WITHOUT ASSISTANCE.

HE'S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

BECAUSE HE HAS AN EXTRA FUNNY

BONE.

AND IF HE CAN'T FIND A GIRL'S G

SPOT, IT DOESN'T EXIT.

I DIDN'T GET TO TALK ABOUT THE

DANCING BENEFITS.

WHAT'S NEXT?

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