May 17, 2011 - Tay Zonday

  • 05/17/2011

Daniel enters the ring with Manny Pacquiao, and the Chocolate Rain Guy receives his Web Redemption.

HE'S ONE OF TWO PEOPLEON THIS SHOW

WHO COMES FROM ALABAMA,AND THE CRAZY THING IS,

THEY'RE ACTUALLY PROUD OF IT.

I FIND THATEXTREMELY ANNOYING.

SO I CONSTANTLY MAKE THEMWRITE JOKES

ABOUT HOW STUPIDTHEIR STATE IS.

THE PROBLEM IS,'BAMA JUST GOT ITS ASS KICKED

BY A TORNADO.

APPARENTLY, GOD HATES NICK SABANEVEN MORE THAN I DO.

BUT I REFUSE TO LETA NATURAL DISASTER

DESTROY ALABAMA--THAT'S MY JOB.

SO I'M ASKING YOUTO HELP GET

THAT OVERWEIGHT, RACIST STATEBACK ON ITS FEET

SO WE CAN CONTINUETO MAKE FUN OF IT.

TO MAKE A $10 DONATIONTO THE TORNADO VICTIMS,

TEXT "REDCROSS" TO 90999.

COME ON, YOU GUYS, LET'S HELPTHE SOUTH RISE AGAIN.

>> IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

AND NOW THE WORLD PREMIERE

OF CHOCOLATE RAIN.

[distorted] REMIX.

[piano chord]

>> BOYZ II MEN, TAY ZONDAY, DDT,

THE EAST COAST FAMILY.

>> ♪ MM-HMM

[thunder rumbles]

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ WHOA-WHOA

>> ♪ SOME STAY DRY

♪ AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ A BABY BORN WILL DIE

♪ BEFORE THE SIN

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ THE SCHOOLBOOKS SAY

♪ IT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ THE PRISONS MAKE YOU

♪ WONDER WHERE IT WENT

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ WHOA-WHOA

>> ♪ MADE ME CROSS

♪ THE STREET THE OTHER DAY

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD

♪ THE OTHER WAY

HEY, GIRL.

I JUST WANT TO LAY YOU DOWN

BY THE FIRE AND WARM THAT BODY

RIGHT UP.

'CAUSE I JUST WATCHED THE NEWS,

AND THE FORECAST CALLS FOR

CHOCOLATE RAIN.

100% CACAO, BABY.

>> ♪ 100% CACAO

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

♪ YEAH, YEAH

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE

♪ YEAH, YEAH

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE

♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> ♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE

♪ YEAH, YEAH

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

>> IS IT HERSHEY'S OR NESTLE?

>> CHOCOLATE RAIN.

HA, HA, HA.

>> ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?

>> OH, NO. I'M GOOD.

>> I JUST LIKE TO WATCH.

>> I'LL GO. WORD.

[dramatic keyboard music]

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ SOME STAY DRY,AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ A BABY BORNWILL DIE BEFORE THEY SIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ THE SCHOOL BOOKS SAYIT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ THE PRISONS MAKE YOU WONDERWHERE IT WENT ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- THAT SONGIS ABOUT DIARRHEA.

AND THAT DEEP-VOICED CROONERIS TAY ZONDAY.

WITH 66 MILLION VIEWS,

HE HAD ONE OF THE BIGGESTINTERNET SONGS OF ALL TIME.

BUT HIS SUCCESS IS ABOUT MORETHAN HIS BEAUTIFUL BARITONE.

IF A MANLY VOICEIS ALL IT TAKES TO BE POPULAR,

THEN WHY DO WE ALL DESPISEMILEY CYRUS?

AWFUL INTERNET MUSIC VIDEOSHAVE BECOME

THE NEW ONE-HIT WONDERS.

IF BIZ MARKIEWAS ALIVE TODAY,

HE'D BE GETTING A WEB REDEMPTIONIN SEASON FOUR.

WHAT MAKESA GOOD ONE-HIT WONDER?

WELL, FOR STARTERS,YOU NEED 11 OTHER SONGS

THAT ARE COMPLETE GARBAGE.

RIGHT, FIONA APPLE?

YOUR GOAL SHOULD BE TO MAKE ITTO JOCK JAMS.

WHILE INCUBUS IS BUSTINGTHEIR HUMP TO STAY RELEVANT,

THE BAJA MEN ARE STILL COASTINGOFF ONE HORRIBLE SONG

ABOUT DOGS.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONGWITH ONE AND DONE.

MY FAVORITE ONE-HIT WONDERIS GROOVE IS IN THE HEART.

AND I STILL LOVE DEEE-LITE,

MOSTLY BECAUSE SHE'S A WAITRESSAT CHOP CHOP,

WHERE I GET MY SALADS.

I'D LOVE TO GOTO A MUSIC FESTIVAL

WHERE THE LINEUP WAS FULLOF ONE-HIT WONDERS.

THEY PLAY THEIR SONGAND LEAVE.

AND, YES,I'M ALREADY BOOKING ACTS

FOR NEXT SUMMER,SO DON'T STEAL MY IDEA.

I HOPE RIGHT SAID FREDISN'T TOO SEXY TO SHOW UP.

C+C MUSIC FACTORYBETTER STILL BE IN BUSINESS.

YOU KNOW CHUMBAWAMBA'SSTILL THUMPING THAT TUB.

AND, DAVE MATTHEWS,THE ONE SONG YOU HATE PERFORMING

IS THE ONLY ONEI WANT TO HEAR.

JUST PLAY CRASH AND GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE,

SO OUR HEADLINER, LOU BEGA,CAN PLAY MAMBO NO. 5.

CHOCOLATE RAIN WAS A TRAILBLAZER.

HOW BIZARRE.

AND WHAT I WANT,WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT

IS FOR HIM TO GETHIS JUST DUE.

SO I DIALED 867-5309

AND INVITED TAY TO BUST A MOVETO A BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY

IN THIS WEEK'S BEHIND THE CRAPPYINTERNET MUSIC.

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS,WITH A SODA ON THE SIDE.

TAY IS YOUR FIRST,AND ZONDAY.

NOW, THIS IS NOTYOUR REAL NAME.

- IT'S MY ARTIST NAME.

- AND HOW DID YOU COME UPWITH TAY ZONDAY?

- WELL, I DIDN'T THINKADAM BAHNER WAS CATCHY ENOUGH.

I WAS LITERALLYON GOOGLE.

I ENTERED "TAY ZONDAY,"

AND IT GOT ZERO RESULTS.

- WELL, THERE'S A REASONNOBODY'S USING IT.

IT'S NOT--THOSE AREN'T EVEN WORDS.

- BUT IT'S CATCHY.IT GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

- NO, AGREED.- THAT GOT STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

- WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

- GREW UPIN THE NORTH CHICAGO SUBURBS.

I SPENT TIMEIN SEATTLE, MINNEAPOLIS,

AND NOW LOS ANGELES.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?- I'M 28.

- WHAT RACE ARE YOU?

- I'M MIXED.I'M HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE.

- OH, MAN,THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND.

- BLEW YOUR MIND?

- DID YOU HAVEA HAPPY CHILDHOOD?

- I WAS PRETTY HAPPYAS A CHILD,

UH, PRETTY ANGRYAS A TEENAGER,

AND PRETTY HAPPYAS AN ADULT AGAIN.

- WHAT WAS YOUR WORLD LIKEIN HIGH SCHOOL?

- I WAS A NERD.

I SPENT A LOT OF TIMEON THE INTERNET,

AND I PLAYED A LOTOF VIDEO GAMES.

- YOU A SCI-FI NERD, TOO?

- I WAS A VERY BIG FAN

OF STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

AND DEEP SPACE NINE.

KIND OF FELL OFF THE WAGONWITH VOYAGER.

NEVER FOLLOWED ENTERPRISE.

BUT, YEAH.

- DO YOU HAVE THE DEEPEST VOICEIN YOUR FAMILY?

- I ABSOLUTELY HAVETHE DEEPEST VOICE IN MY FAMILY.

- DID YOU GOTHROUGH PUBERTY TWICE?

- UH, NO.

- WHAT DID YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKEBEFORE PUBERTY?

- PEOPLE ASK THAT

LIKE I JUST KIND OF POPPEDOUT OF THE WOMB, LIKE,

[deep voice]"HEY, MOM, HOW YOU DOING?"

[laughs]

- IF I SQUEEZED YOUR BALLS,WOULD YOUR VOICE--

WOULD IT GOA LITTLE HIGHER?

- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND OUT.

- DO YOU HOPEJAMES EARL JONES DIES?

- NO, I LOVE JAMES EARL JONES.

- CAN YOU HIT A HIGH NOTEFOR ME?

- [singing a falsetto tone]

- WHEN DID YOU WRITETHE SONG CHOCOLATE RAIN?

- 2007.

I WROTE THE LYRICS PROBABLYFEBRUARY, MARCH OF 2007.

- OKAY, AND WHAT IS CHOCOLATE RAIN ABOUT?

- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

I ALWAYS SAY THE QUESTIONIS MORE IMPORTANT

THAN THE ANSWER.

AND I HOPE THAT CHOCOLATE RAIN RAISES QUESTIONS.

WHAT IS CHOCOLATE RAIN ABOUT?

BECAUSE WE REALLY HAVETOO MANY ANSWERS...

...AND, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOKAT THE NEWS

AND LOOKAT POLITICAL DISCUSSION,

IT'S ALL ABOUT ANSWERS...

...NOT INQUISITIVE.

AND SO I THINK THE BEST THING CHOCOLATE RAIN CAN DO

IS GET PEOPLETO ASK THAT QUESTION.

- WAS ITABOUT BOWEL MOVEMENTS?

- UH, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

- I HAVE A SUGGESTIONFOR A SONG.

- OKAY.

- IF CHOCOLATE RAIN WAS ABOUT RACIAL ISSUES,

YOU KNOW,TH--THIS COULD BE

KIND OF LIKEA POINT-COUNTERPOINT.

VANILLA SUN IS A SONGTHAT'S ABOUT GOOD THINGS

THAT WHITE PEOPLE BRINGTO THE TABLE.

♪ VANILLA SUN - THAT'S TOO IMPOLITIC.

- ♪ WHITE PEOPLEARE REALLY NUMBER ONE ♪

♪ VANILLA SUN

- THAT IS--THAT IS JUST--I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE.

NOT TOUCHING THAT ONEWITH A TEN-FOOT POLE.

- ♪ LIFE WITHOUT WHITEYWOULD BE LESS FUN ♪

- THIS IS DANIEL BY HIMSELF.

- ♪ VANILLA SUN - DANIEL BY HIMSELF.

- DID YOU GET INTO DRUGSAND ALCOHOL

LIKE MOSTSUCCESSFUL MUSICIANS?

- I AM DRUG-FREE.

- HOW ABOUT ANY, UH,ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN?

- NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

- WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER TO BETHE LOW POINT OF YOUR LIFE?

- I DON'T HAVEANY LOW POINTS.

- TAY, IT'S BEEN GREATGETTING TO KNOW YOU.

- GREAT TO KNOW YOU, TOO.

- BUT I THINK YOUR VOICEIS GOING TO WASTE.

IT'S SO SEXY.

YOU NEED TO BE SINGING SLOW,PANTY-DROPPER-TYPE MUSIC.

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING YOUTHE OPPORTUNITY

TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEOWITH THE MOST IMPORTANT,

TALENTED, SUCCESSFUL,BLACKEST R&B GROUP OF ALL TIME.

IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE,

TWO, ONE.

AND NOW, THE WORLD PREMIEREOF CHOCOLATE RAIN...

REMIX.

[soft piano music]

- BOYZ II MEN...

TAY ZONDAY...

D.D.T....

THE EAST COAST FAMILY.

all:MM-HMM.

[thunder booms]

all:♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ OH, OH

- ♪ SOME STAY DRY,AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ A BABY BORN WILL DIEBEFORE THEY SIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ OH OH

- ♪ THE SCHOOLBOOKS SAYIT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ THE PRISONS MAKE YOU WONDERWHERE IT WENT ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ OH OH

- ♪ MADE ME CROSS THE STREETTHE OTHER DAY ♪

♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD

♪ THE OTHER WAY

♪ HEY GIRL

♪ I JUST WANNA LAY YOU DOWNBY THE FIRE ♪

♪ AND WARM THAT BODYRIGHT UP ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WATCHEDTHE NEWS ♪

♪ AND THE FORECAST CALLSFOR CHOCOLATE RAIN ♪

♪ 100% CACAO, BABY

- ♪ 100%

♪ CACAO

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ HEY-EY HEY-EY-EY

- [wailing]

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ THAT CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE

♪ YEAH, THE CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE

♪ YEAH, THE CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ THAT CHOCOLATE RAIN

- ♪ YEAH, YEAH, CHOCOLATE,YEAH, THE CHOCOLATE RAIN ♪

- ♪ IS IT HERSHEY?

- ♪ IS IT NESTLE?

- ♪ CHOCOLATE RAIN

♪ HA HA HA

- ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?

- OH, NO, I'M GOOD.

- I JUST LIKE TO WATCH.

- I'LL GO.WORD.

[applause]

- USA, USA.

RELEASE THE PHOTO, OBAMA.

WELCOME TO TOSH.0.

I HOPE YOUR BREAKWAS AS LUCRATIVE AS MINE.

AS USUAL,EVERYONE IS DYING TO KNOW

WHAT MY NEW WARDROBEWILL BE.

WELL, LET'S PUT AN ENDTO ALL THE SPECULATION

BECAUSE IT'S OFFICIALLYTHE SUMMER

OF EXPOSED ARMS.

[cheers and applause]

AH.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU WILL BE SEEING SOME TO ALLOF THESE BAD BOYS

FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER.

AND, YES,THOSE ARE TAN LINES.

I SURF ON THE REG.

[audience ohs]

SHIT GETS CRAZYWHEN YOU START CHARGING

FOR CHIPS AND SALSA.

LET'S FIND OUTWHY WHITE PEOPLE

SHOULD STICK TO CHIPOTLE

IN THIS WEEK'SBREAKDOWN BELL GRANDE.

[cheers and applause]

WELCOME TO TACOS DEL RIO,

LOCATED EXCLUSIVELYIN THE GANG-RIDDEN NEIGHBORHOOD

OF EAST L.A.

THE ONLY PLACE MORE DANGEROUSIS THE PARKING LOT

AT DODGER STADIUM.

LUNCH IS ABOUT TO GOFROM MILD TO MUY CALIENTE.

IS THAT PRO BOWL TACKLEJON RUNYAN?

NEVER MESS WITH A WHITE DUDEIN A 69 JERSEY.

I BET HIS PLAN IS TO BOTH GIVEAND RECEIVE SOME BLOWS.

OH.

HE JUST GOT RUINEDBY THE GUY IN THE COSBY SWEATER.

[imitating Bill Cosby]YOU SEE.

[normal voice] FINALLY, SOMEREAL BEEF IN THIS TACO SHACK.

OH, LOOK,HIS FRIENDS STORM IN

LIKE NAVY SEAL TEAM 6.

TOO BAD THEY'RE WHITE,SO THEY'RE ABOUT AS USELESS

AS THOSE WEIRDPICKLED CARROTS THEY HAVE

AT MEXICAN RESTAURANTS.

AT LEAST HE'S USINGTHE TABLE.

THAT'S THINKINGOUTSIDE THE BUN.

OH, THANK GOD,69 IS AWAKE AND MOVING.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S OKAY.

[audience groans]

OR MAYBE NOT.

TAKE IT EASY, ESE.

HIS HEAD ISN'T FILLEDWITH CANDY.

TURNS OUTA WET BURRITO

REALLY SLOWS DOWNYOUR REFLEXES.

OH.

I BET HIS FATHERWAS A BULLFIGHTER.

THE RACE WARIS FINALLY OVER,

AND ALL THE SUSPECTS OF COLORWISELY FLEE THE SCENE.

I'M JUST GLADTACOS DEL RIO HAS

THE CLEARESTSECURITY-CAMERA FOOTAGE

I'VE EVER SEEN,AND FOR THAT WE SAY,

"ANDALE, ANDALE, ARRIBA, ARRIBA!"

- [grunting]

[heavy metal music playing]

- SUMMER OF EXPOSED ARMS--I FEEL YA.

I'VE NEVER BEENIN A REAL FIGHT BEFORE,

AND I WANTEDMY FIRST FIGHT

TO BE WITH THE POUND-FOR-POUNDGREATEST BOXER

IN THE WORLD,MANNY PACQUIAO.

I DIDN'T THINK A 140-POUND,ADORABLE LITTLE FILIPINO

COULD DO ANY REAL DAMAGETO THIS FLAWLESS FACE.

EVERYBODY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZYTO ALLOW HIM

TO PUNCH ME ONE TIME,SQUARE IN THE JAW.

YEAH, CRAZY LIKE A FOX.

[hip-hop music]

WHAT'S THE WORSTTHAT CAN HAPPEN?

- YOU COULD DIE.

- HOW DO YOU GET INTO THE RING?THAT'S MY FIRST PROBLEM.

- YOU GOT TO GOTHROUGH THE ROPES.

- I'M GOING UNDER 'EM.

ARE RHINESTONES LEGAL?

- [laughing]

WHERE'S THE CONTRACT THAT SAYSIF I DIE,

I CAN'T DO ANYTHINGTO ANYBODY?

- MAKE SURE THAT HE SIGNTHE CONTRACT.

- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANTTO DO THIS?

- NO, OF COURSE I DON'T WANTTO DO IT.

IS THERE ANY CHANCE I WIN?

I'M--NO, NO.I'M KIDDING.

YOU BITE ON THIS?- YEAH, BITE DOWN.

- LIKE THIS?- YEAH, ENGH.

- I'M ACTUALLY--NOW I'M--

NOW I'M SCARED SHITLESS.

LET'S GO, MANNY.

[audience ohs]

SHIT!

- THAT'S GOOD.

[audience ohs]

[applause]

[laughter]

- SEE, MAYWEATHER?

THAT'S HOW A MAN BEHAVES.

MOVE THIS TABLE?

BEHOLD THE POWER OF PLEDGE.

THOSE ARE SOME STRONG CHOMPERS.

HE MUST BE PART BEAVER.

FOUR OUT FIVE DENTISTS SAYTHIS IS A BAD IDEA.

THE FIFTH IS FROM ALABAMA.

HOW HARD CAN THAT BE?

ALL RIGHT,YOU READY TO CATCH IT?

- YEAH.

- LIFT YOUR COMPUTERS UP, GUYS.

[audience groaning]

OH, BAD IDEA!

THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.

DID ONE OF YOU BOLTTHE TABLE DOWN?

UNBOLT IT.

LET'S GO AGAIN.

I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STARTEDWITH SOMETHING FROM IKEA...

LIKE A SKOL OR A BJORG.

TO REPORT

FROM THE TOSH.0 FAMILY.

OVER THE BREAK,ONE OF OUR WRITERS

LOST HIS GRANDMA.

[audience aws]

SAVE YOUR PITY.

HE MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT

ON OUR OFFICE-WIDEGRANDMA DEATH POOL.

JUST IN CASE YOUR OFFICEDOESN'T HAVE ONE,

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

EVERYONE WITH A LIVING GRANDMAPAYS IN A DOLLAR A DAY

UNTIL ONE OF THEM DIES.

JIM GOT SUPER LUCKYWHEN HIS GRANDMA CROAKED

AT DAY 214.

SO HE WON THE POT.

AN AUTOPSY WAS NOT PERFORMED.

SO I SUSPECT FOUL PLAY.

TOSH.0 IS GOING TO TAPEAN EPISODE

FROM A COLLEGE CAMPUSTHIS YEAR.

AND I ASKED YOUTO SEND IN VIDEOS

EXPLAINING WHY WE SHOULD VISITYOUR SCHOOL.

SO FAR,OUR FAVORITE COMES TO US

FROM BOWLING GREEN STATE.

- HI, THERE, DANIEL.

HERE AT B.G.S.U.,WE'RE CELEBRATING 100 YEARS

OF HIGHER EDUCATION,

AND WE WANT YOUTO CELEBRATE WITH US.

[inspiring music]

- I CHOSE TO COME TO B.G.FOR THE DIVERSE STUDENT BODY.

- BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITYCELEBRATES DIVERSITY.

- DIVERSITY, INDEED.

BUT DON'T BE DISCOURAGED.I HAVEN'T MADE MY DECISION YET.

SO GO TO OUR BLOG,AND UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO

EXPLAINING WHY YOUR SCHOOLDESERVES ME THE MOST.

[hip-hop music]

- [screams]

- THE BACHELOR PARTY

WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY BORING,SWEETIE.

LET'S PUT 90 SECONDSON THE CLOCK.

WHAT THE "H"?THAT'S NOT OUR BIT.

I MEAN 20 SECONDSON THE CLOCK

AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY COMMENTSWE CAN POST.

OH, SHE'S ACTUALLYCLEANER NOW.

THIS PROVES HE'S READYFOR MARRIAGE,

BECAUSE ANY OTHER WOMANIS GROSS TO HIM.

OH, HE MUST HAVE CAUGHTA WHIFF OF CROTCH.

[audience groans]

YOU'LL NOTICE IN YOUR CHECKI THREW IN AN EXTRA $50

BECAUSE I PUKED ON YOU.

GET BACK THERE, HONEY.

THE SONG'S NOT OVER YET.

ALL HER FRIENDSAT "LAW SCHOOL"

ARE GONNA LOVE THIS STORY.

[electronic tone]

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