September 25, 2012 - Blackface Kid

  • 09/25/2012

Daniel unveils his autumn wardrobe, an ape gets graphic, and Blackface Kid gets a Web Redemption.

GOOD NEWS, WE JUST FOUND HONEYBOO BOO'S BIOLOGICAL PARENTS.

THAT'S A DOG FUCKING A PIG.

THEIR BABY IS GONNA BETHE TASTIEST CHINESE FOOD EVER.

YEAH.

WILBUR WENT THROUGH A DARKPERIOD AFTER CHARLOTTE DIED.

EVERYONE'S HAD TO BANGA PORKER FROM TIME TO TIME.

EVEN ME.

[grunts]TAKE IT, YOU FUCKING PIG.

- OH, GIVE IT TO MOI.

[moaning]

- HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR HAMGLAZED.

- THE FOLLOWING ISA PRESENTATION OF HB.0 SPORTS.

[dramatic music]

FALL HAS BEGUN.

AND THE TOSH.0 TEAM RETURNS

TO THE OFFICE REJUVENATEDAFTER THE OFF-SEASON.

- TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!

- BUT NOT EVERYONE ON STAFF

HAS MAINTAINEDPEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION.

HEAD WRITER NICK MALISHAS COME TO CAMP

20 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT.

TOSH KNOWS HE MUST HANDLETHE SITUATION DELICATELY.

- YOU ARE FAT AS FUCK.

- TOSH WASTES NO TIME

PUTTING HIS STAFFTHROUGH ITS PACES.

- EXCEPT FOR ME, I'M SUREYOU ARE ALL A LITTLE RUSTY,

SO LET'S GET TO WORK.

- AFTER FOUR SEASONSAND COUNTLESS INTERNET VIDEOS,

THE TEAM STRUGGLES TO FINDTHE RIGHT CLIPS.

- WE'RE NEVER GONNA USE THATON THE SHOW.

THAT'S NOT FOR US.

NO.IDIOT.

NO.

COME ON.UP YOUR GAME.

UH, NO!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT PRODUCE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?SEND ME THAT LINK.

- IMPROVEMENT IS NEEDED,

AND TOSH'S IMPOSSIBLYHIGH STANDARDS

CAUSE SOME TO CRACKUNDER THE PRESSURE.

- THAT'S GARBAGE!KEEP GOING!

DIG, DIG, DIG!WRITE, WRITE, WRITE!

GIVE ME SOMETHING!

COME ON, COME ON,DIG DEEP.

THERE YOU GO!

WRITE! WRITE!

- WHY ARE YOU GUYSCOMING FORWARD?

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO JOGIN PLACE?

COME ON, KNEES UP.

- WITH TAPE DAY APPROACHING,

TOSH ATTEMPTS TO MOTIVATEHIS TEAM

WITH SOME INSPIRING WORDS.

- PISS-POOR EFFORT

FROM EVERYONE OF YOUEXCLUDING ME!

IF WE DO THAT NEXT WEEK,

SONS OF ANARCHYIS GONNA DESTROY US

IN THE 18 TO 24 MALE DEMO.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

THEN PLAY LIKE IT MATTERS.

HIT THE SHOWERS.

[dramatic music]

[groovy music]

- AFTER A TENSE MORNING,

TOSH BRIGHTENS THE MOODWITH SOME LIGHTHEARTED HAZING

OF THE ROOKIE WRITERS.

- [sobbing]

- [groans]

- BUT THE THINGS GET SERIOUS

WHEN IT'S TIME TO MAKETHE FIRST CUT OF CAMP.

- COME ON IN.HAVE A SEAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS,RIGHT?

WE'RE LETTING YOU GO.

NOW THIS ISN'T THE ENDFOR YOU.

- I GOTTA CALL MY GRANDMA.

- CALL YOUR GRANDMA.

WEIRDO.- [exhales]

- NOW HOLD ON.

THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE WRITINGIN CURSIVE.

I DON'T LIKE TO READ CURSIVE.NO ONE LIKES TO READ CURSIVE.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOUTO TURN IN YOUR MARKER.

- IT'S BEEN A PLEASUREWORKING FOR YOU.

- OKAY.

YOU GOTTA GO.

WHERE WAS THIS?

- WITH TEAM MORALEAT AN ALL-TIME LOW

AND TENSION MOUNTING,

TOSH HITS THE STUDIO EARLY

FOR THE FINALPRESEASON EPISODE.

- AND THREE, TWO, ONE.

- WELCOME BACK TO TOSH.0.

- PERFECT.

- SECOND STRING.

DON'T BE TOO FUNNY.

- VETERAN BACKUP HOSTDOM IRRERA

CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS LAST SHOTAT GREEN SCREEN GLORY.

- COMEDY CENTRAL DOESN'T FEEL

THAT I APPEALTO YOUNGER DEMOGRAPHICS.

TELL THATTO THE 18-YEAR-OLD TWINS

I FINGERED LAST NIGHT.

- FOR DANIEL TOSH,

EACH NEW DAY MEANS A CHANCETO IMPROVE.

DESPITE THE FAME,WOMEN, MONEY,

CARS, MEN, WORLD TOURS,CARTOON SHOWS,

GOLDMAN SACHS ACCOUNTS,

AND DESIGNER DOGS,

TOSH IS STILL THE LAST ONEOUT OF THE DOOR EACH NIGHT.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS.

[cheers and applause]

- I LOOKED HOT AS USHE.

JUST LIKE THE REAL DOLPHINS,

THERE'S NOT A LOT OF STAR POWERON THAT TEAM.

I'M AN AVID ART COLLECTOR.

AND I'VE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUTFOR A NEW MASTERPIECE

TO PUT ON MY WALL.

MONEY IS A HUGE OBJECT,

SO I SOUGHT OUT THE CHEAPEST,

MOST OVERRATED PHOTOGRAPHERSWORKING TODAY--

MY FANS ON INSTAGRAM.

IS IT WEIRD THAT I SEEMY UNCLE'S FACE?

IF THOSE WERE SOUR PATCH KIDS,WE WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED

TO SHOW THIS ON TELEVISION.

NEXT!

THAT LOOKS MORE LIKEAN INSTAGRAM-AND-A-HALF TO ME.

I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE.

OH, THAT'S CUTE.EXCEPT FOR ONE OF YOU.

WHAT IF THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

AND HE WAS TAKING A PICTUREOF A SUNSET,

AND THEN HE'S LIKE,"CARL, YOU BACKED YOUR ASS

INTO THE SHOT"?

YOU THINK THIS WOULDBE A SLAM DUNK FOR THE WINNER.

BUT I CAN'T SEE HER FACE

AND I CAN'T RISK HANGING

A POTENTIAL SEVEN ON MY WALL.

OH.

I LIKE THIS.RAW.

THAT CAT IS MADE OUTOF BALL SKIN.

I LIKE THIS ONE!

JUST BRO-ING IT OUTIN THE MAN CAVE.

YOU THINK THIS WOULD WIN,BUT THAT "F" BEING OUT...

THAT'S WHAT RUINS IT FOR ME.

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE WINNER.

HERE IS THE PHOTO I'VE CHOSENFOR MY WALL.

THIS ONE HAS IT ALL.

THE RED FILTER,THE HAUNTING GAZE,

THE THICK PRESCRIPTION.

I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS,

BUT I WANT HIM TO WATCH ME.

AS MANY TOUR DE FRANCE TITLESAS LANCE ARMSTRONG.

[whispers]ZERO.

THAT GUY IS HUGE.

YET HE'LL STILL FIND A WAYTO TAKE UP A WHOLE LANE.

HE ALSO HAS THE WORLD'S TINIESTCASE OF TESTICULAR CANCER.

YOU KNOW, I HAVEAN EVEN SMALLER BICYCLE,

AND IT'S BUILT FOR TWO.

[festive music]

WHERE WAS THE BIKE?DID YOU SEE IT?

I DIDN'T SEE IT.

THIS SHOW ISN'T EVENTRYING ANYMORE.

- ARE YOU RECORDING IT?- YES, I AM.

[laughs]- OH.

[all gasping]

- YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME.

NOW LET'S PAY OUR RESPECTSTO THAT GREEN MILE

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

ZOOS ARE LIKE PRISONSFOR ANIMALS,

SO THIS MIGHT GETA LITTLE GRAPHIC.

OKAY, PLEASE STOP FEEDING

YOUR DORITOS LOCOS TACOSTO THE MONKEYS.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KINDOF BEHAVIOR

YOU'D EXPECT FROM SOMEONEWHO WAS RAISED

BY JAMES FRANCO.

THAT DAMN DIRTY APEIS TIRED

OF GETTING UPSTAGEDBY THE PANDAS.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO SHIT WHERE YOU EAT,

BUT WHAT'S THE POLICYON EATING WHAT YOU SHIT?

LOOKS LIKE THE RAINFOREST CAFEIS OPEN FOR LUNCH.

THIS WENT FROM ANIMAL PLANETTO FETISH PORN REAL FAST.

TOMORROW HE'LL MAKE A POOPWITHIN A POOP.

IT'S "POOPCEPTION."

[dramatic music]

I NEED A KICK.

HOW ELSE ARE YOU GONNA GETA HOT MEAL

WHEN THE ONLY OVENIS YOUR STOMACH?

HEY, FUN FACT--

JANE GOODALL HAD TO DOTHE SAME THING

TO EARN THE TRUSTOF HER APES.

SHARE.

THAT'S RIGHT.HERE WE GO.

MONKEY SEE,MONKEY DOO-DOO.

I'M JUST GLADTHESE GORILLAS ARE WORKING

ON AN EVEN DEADLIER STRAINOF AIDS,

AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

A SIMPLE SCHOOL PROJECT TURNS

INTO A DEBATE ABOUT RACISM AT A

SOUTHER COLORADO ELEMENTARY

SCHOOL. AN 8 YEAR OLD DRESSED

LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

>> HE SAID MOM, I WANT TO WEAR A

SUIT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE

WORE. BLACK TIE AND I HAVE TO

WEAR A WHITE SHIRT. AND ALSO HE

SAID HE WANTED TO DO HIS FACE IN

BLACK.

>> THEY THOUGHT IT WAS

INAPPROPRIATE AND BE

DISRESPECTFUL TO BLACK PEOPLE I

SAY IT IS NOT I LIKE BLACK

PEOPLE.

>> JUDGE HIM NOT BY THE SHOE

POLISH ON HIS FACE BUT THE

PONYTAIL ON HIS MULLET.

THAT WIGGER IS SEAN.

AND FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE

DIDN'T LIKE IT DRUSZED LIKE

BLACK HITLER.

EVERYONE IS TOUCHY THESE DAYS.

WHITE KIDS AND BLACKFACE WAS

PART OF MARTIN LUTHER KING'S

LESSER KNOWN, I HAVE A

NIGHTMARE SPEECH.

BLACKFACE REENFORCED STROIPED

IT IS IS HOW ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

GOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR.

THINKING YOUR RACE IS BETTER

DOES NOT MAKE YOU A RACE

>>>.

I'M TOLD THAT'S WHAT EXACTLY

MAKES YOU A RACIST.

STIPULATE SAYING YOU ARE NOT

PREJUDICED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A

FRIEND WHO IS BLACK.

THAT IS LIKE YOU ARE SAYING YOU

ARE NOT A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE

YOUR FRIEND HAS A CHILD.

I DON'T SEE COLOR I LOVE PEOPLE

FROM ALL ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS AS

LONG AS THEY ARE NOT UGLY.

TIMES ARE CHANGING THE CLAN

DITCHED THE HOOD AND CHANGING

THEIR NAME TO THE TEA PARTY.

THAT IS PROGRESS.

I PHONES ARE AVAILABLE IN BLACK

AND WHITE.

AH-HAH, HUSH, EVERYBODY MOVE TO

THE BACK OF THE BUS.

[LAUGHTER].

SEAN IS NOT A RACIST BUT HIS

PARENTS MIGHT BE.

HE WAS A NERDY SECOND GRADE ESH

WHOMENTED TO SPREAD DOCTOR

KING'S MESSAGE THAT'S WHY I

FLEW HIS BLACK ASS OUT ON L.A.

IN THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

REAL CUTE.

YOU HAVE NERVE COMING WITH A

BLACKFACE ON.

>> WIPE THAT OFF.

>> DON'T YOU SASS ME.

HI MR. TOSH.0.

YOU CAN GO HOME AND DON'T TELL

YOUR GRANDMA ABOUT THIS.

SIT DOWN!

SO UNDER PAID.

YOUR LAST NAME IS KING.

IS THERE A RELATION TO MARTIN

LUTHER KING?

>> NO I DON'T THINK SO.

DU PAINT YOUR FACE BLACK OR RUN

IN YOUR MOM'S ROOM AND SAY,

HEY, MOM, WHAT IS THIS OUT FIT

MISSING.

>> MY MOM WAS NOT THERE MY DAD

DID IT.

>> DO D YOU USE SHOE POLISH OR

SHARPY.

>> BLACK MAKE UP.

>> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

PARTY STORE.

>> THEY WANTED MY FACE PAINT

PUT OFF.

ONE DAY BEING BLACK AND LOOK

HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU GOT INTO.

TALK ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.

DID ANYONE CALL AL, SHARPTON?

NO.

>> WHAT OTHER BLACK PEOPLE

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP

LIKE.

>> ROSA PARKS.

>> UH-HUH.

>> THAT WAY YOU KNOCK OFF

CROSS DRESSING AND BLACK.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM?

>> TV.

>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED HOW

OLD ARE YOU?

>> 8.

>> NOW YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME

TRUE.

NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR THE

REST OF YOUR LIFE.

>> BE ON TV.

>> YOU AND JAY LEN ORGANISM

FRAGRADE ARE YOU?

>> THIRD.

>> I REMEMBER THIRD GRADE.

MR. DANIELS SHE SPANKED ME WITH

A YARDSTICK IN THE CLOSET.

CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.

>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 21.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE 100.

>> WHAT?

>> I WILL THROW A GLOBE AT

YOU.

>> YOU HIT BY THE WORLD?

CAN I HEAR YOUR MLK IMPRESSION.

>> I HAVE A DEEM TODAY THAT

ONE DAY LITTLE BLACK BOYS AND

BLACK GIRLS WILL BE ABLE TO

JOIN HANDS WITH -- I LOST

INTEREST LIKE WHEN MY

GIRLFRIEND STARTS TALKING ABOUT

HER DREAM.

I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER

BEFORE I LET YOU GO HOME.

THANK YOU FOR COMING N. HOW WAS

THE PARENT/TEACH ARE

CONFERENCE.

>> IT WAS DISAPOINTING TO HAVE

THEM PULL US ASIDE ON SOMETHING

RIDICULOUS THAT BROUGHT IT UPON

THEMSELVES.

>> HOW?

>> THEY GAVE HIM THE PROTECT

AND ASSIGNED HIM MARTIN LUTHER

KING.

YOU THOUGHT THERE IS NO WAY HE

CAN GO IN WITHOUT BLACK MAKE UP

ON YOUR FACE.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I THINK YOU LEAVE THE PAINT

AT HOME.

YOU THINK THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A

LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.

>> NOT AT ALL.

WHAT WAS INTERESTING IS

EVERYONE WAS DRESSED UP WITH

FACE PAINT MAKE UP.

NOBODY IN BLACKFACE?

>> WE HAD LUCILLE BALL A

LITTLE GIRL SHE WAS BLACK UP

WITH HER HAIR UP AND RED.

>> SHE DIDN'T PAINT HER FACE.

>> WOULD YOU LET HIM GO AS

BLACKFACE AGAIN?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> SEAN?

LISTEN TO ME... DO NOT EVER DO

THAT AGAIN.

THANK YOU MR. KING FOR COMING

DOWN AND SEAN IT IS THE IN FAIR

YOU WERE SENT HOME AFTER YOUR

HARD WORK.

THIS TIME COME UP WITH ANOTHER

FIGURE THAT NO ONE WILL BE OSHG

FENDED BY.

THE WORLD WANTS YOU TO GIVE IT

ANOTHER SHOT?

>> YES.

>> OUR NEXT HISTORICAL FIGURE

FROM SUZIE.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.

PRESIDENT... [APPLAUSE].

OKAY.

>> THAT WAS VERY EROTIC AND

INFORMATIVE.

OUR NEXT PRESENTER WAS HELD

BACK BECAUSE OF HIS PORTRAYAL

OF MLK, HERE TO PRESENT A NEW

HISTORICAL FIGURE, SEAN KING.

>> AL-QUAEDA I LOVE THE JIHAD

AND THE BEHEADING THINGS I AM

IF MOVIES AND CONDOLEEZA RICE

MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS

BLOWING UP THE TWIN TOWER ON

SEPTEMBER 11TH.

>> DEATH TO AMERICA!

BANG, BANG, BANG... [APPLAUSE]

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT.

GREAT JOB JUNIOR SEAL TEAM 6.

[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] YOU GET

IT?

HE IS HALF BLACK.

WE GET IT.

>> WE GET NOT THAT WE DON'T GET

THE JOKE.

IT IS ABOUT NOT WANTING IT.

DOES HE KNOW I DO OBAMA

ALREADY.

>> I DO, OBAMA, TOO.

>> NO YOU DON'T.

>> YOU MIGHT BE, OBAMA, NO,

NO.

LOUDER DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.

>> HE IS GOING TO SAY HIS NAME

LIKE THAT.

OBAMA -- WHAT THE -- WHAT IS

THAT?

[APPLAUSE] SYNERGY THAT'S WHAT

IT IS ABOUT.

WE'LL BE BACK BUT FIRST YOUR

PRANK OF THE WEEK SPONSORED BY

TBS.

>> A TRUCK IS GETTING TOWED IT

IS COMING OUT OF -- WE WILL SEE

IF WE CAN SCARE HER.

WAKE UP THERE IS A TRUCK!

>> IF YOU NOTICE, BARACK OBAMA

IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU.

[laughing]

YOU KNOW, I TELL YOU WHAT.

THERE'S MORE INFORMATION ON

THE BACK OF THIS $2.49 NOTEBOOK

THAN IS IN MY ENTIRE BRAIN.

HOW MANY PINTS ARE IN A QUART?

>> TWO.

>> HOLY--

ALMOST SWORE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW

SHOCKED I AM THAT YOU GOT

THAT RIGHT.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM?

>> BE ON TV.

>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> EIGHT.

>> EIGHT.

NOW YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE,

NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

>> BE ON TV FOR THE REST OF--

>> BE ON TV FOR THE REST OF

YOUR LIFE?

OH, YOU AND JAY LENO.

TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT

HAPPENED.

>> I STARTED TO PUT MY SUIT ON,

MY SHIRT, MY PANTS, AND--

>> DID YOU PAINT YOUR FACE

BLACK, OR DID YOU RUN INTO YOUR

MOM'S ROOM AND SAY, "HEY, MOM.

WHAT IS THIS OUTFIT MISSING?"

>> MY MOM WASN'T THERE, SO MY

DAD DID IT.

>> DID YOU GO WITH SHOE POLISH

OR A SHARPIE?

>> I JUST HAD BLACK MAKEUP.

>> WHERE DO YOU GET THAT?

>> PARTY STORE.

>> YOU WENT TO A PARTY STORE

AND BOUGHT THIS.

>> MY MOM WENT TO GET IT.

>> SO THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS AWARE

THAT THIS WAS THE PLAN.

>> YEAH.

THEN WE WENT IN THE CAR WITH

MY MOM.

[speaking indistinctly]

>> WHEN YOU WERE DRIVING IN

THE CAR, DID YOU FEEL THAT COPS

WERE PROFILING YOU AND PULLED

YOU OVER BECAUSE OF YOUR COLOR?

>> NO.

>> OKAY, GOOD.

>> AND THEN I WAS WALKING DOWN

THE HALL TO GO INTO MY ROOM,

AND MY MOM CAME IN.

SHE JUST PULLED ME OUT OF

THE CLASSROOM.

SHE TOLD ME TO BE STRONG.

>> SO DID YOU GIVE YOUR

PRESENTATION?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY, SO YOU DID THAT, AND

THEN YOU--THEY TALKED YOU?

THEY PULLED YOU ASIDE AFTER

THE WHOLE THING WAS OVER?

>> WELL, NO, THE WHOLE THING

WASN'T OVER.

>> OH, IT WASN'T OVER.

>> YEAH, AND THEN THEY DISCUSSED

THAT THEY WANT MY FACE PAINT

PUT OFF, MY MUSTACHE PUT OFF.

>> ALL RIGHT, SO THEY WASHED OFF

YOUR PAINT.

>> NO, THEY DIDN'T.

>> THEY TOOK A HOSE?

>> NO.

>> DID YOU SAY, "DON'T MESS

WITH ME, YOU JIVE TURKEYS," AND,

LIKE, LIFT YOUR HAND UP

LIKE THIS?

>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

MY MOM TOOK ME OUT, AND I SAID,

"I WANT TO GO HOME," AND I WENT

HOME WITH THE FACE PAINT,

AND SOMEBODY CALLED THE NEWS.

>> ONE DAY BEING BLACK AND LOOK

AT HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU

GOT INTO.

>> YEAH, I KNOW.

>> TALK ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.

DID ANYBODY CALL AL SHARPTON?

>> NO.

>> I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE

SHORTLY.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA

AFFECT YOUR CHANCES INTO GETTING

INTO A GOOD MIDDLE SCHOOL?

>> NO.

>> WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?

>> THIRD.

>> I REMEMBER THIRD GRADE.

MISS DANIELS--THAT WAS

MY TEACHER.

BLACK WOMAN.

SHE USED TO SPANK ME WITH

A YARD STICK IN THE CLOSET.

DIFFERENT TIMES.

YEAH, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.

>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 21.

>> OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 107.

>> WHAT?

>> [laughs]

>> I'LL THROW A GLOBE AT YOU.

>> [laughing]

>> YOU EVER BEEN HIT BY

THE WORLD?

CAN I HEAR YOUR M.L.K.

IMPRESSION WITHOUT THE MAKEUP?

GUESS YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR DESK.

>> OKAY.

>> WHY DOES EVERYTHING TAKE SO

LONG WITH KIDS?

>> "I HAVE A DREAM"--

>> CLOSE YOUR DESK!

PRESENTATION.

>> "I HAVE A DREAM TODAY

THAT ONE DAY LITTLE BLACK BOYS

AND BLACK GIRLS WILL BE ABLE

TO JOIN HANDS WITH LITTLE WHITE

BOYS AND"--

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

I'VE LOST INTEREST, JUST LIKE

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND STARTS

TALKING ABOUT HER DREAM.

WHO ELSE DID YOU CONSIDER

COMING DRESSED AS?

>> WELL, THERE WAS ARMSTRONG,

AND THEN THERE WAS

DAVY CROCKETT.

>> WHAT OTHER BLACK PEOPLE WOULD

YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE?

>> ROSE PARKS.

>> ROSA PARKS?

>> MM-HMM.

>> THAT WAY, YOU KNOCK OFF

CROSS-DRESSING AND BLACK FACE

IN ONE.

ALL RIGHT, DETENTION'S ALMOST

OVER, BUT I WANT TO SPEAK TO

YOUR MOTHER BEFORE I LET YOU

GO HOME.

THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.

MICHELLE, TELL ME, HOW WAS THAT

PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE?

>> IT WAS VERY SAD.

IT WAS DISAPPOINTING TO,

YOU KNOW, HAVE THEM PULL US

ASIDE ON SOMETHING THAT WAS

RIDICULOUS THAT THEY BROUGHT

ONTO THEMSELVES.

>> HOW DID THEY BRING IT UPON

THEMSELVES?

>> BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONE THAT

GAVE HIM THE PROJECT AND

THEY'RE THE ONE THAT ASSIGNED

HIM MARTIN LUTHER KING.

>> THEY ASSIGNED HIM MARTIN

LUTHER KING.

>> YES.

>> AND YOU THOUGHT, "WELL,

THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN GO IN

WITHOUT BLACK MAKEUP ON HIS FACE

TO DO THIS PROJECT PROPERLY."

>> IT'S CALLED WAX MUSEUM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I THINK YOU JUST SAY,

"ALL RIGHT, GO IN THERE WITH

A LITTLE BIT OF SWAGGER, AND

WE'LL LEAVE THE PAINT AT HOME."

THAT'S JUST ME, BUT...

>> BUT THEN HE WOULD JUST

BE SHAWN.

HE WOULDN'T BE MARTIN LUTHER.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO.

SHAWN'S GOT THE GIFT OF ACTING.

>> MM.

>> DO YOU THINK THIS MIGHT'VE

BEEN A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE?

>> NO, NOT AT ALL.

I WAS VERY SHOCKED AND SURPRISED

BECAUSE IT WAS SOMETHING THAT

HE WANTED TO DO, AND HE STUDIED

SO HARD ON IT.

AND WHAT WAS INTERESTING IS THAT

EVERYBODY ELSE WAS DRESSED UP

WITH FACE PAINT MAKEUP.

>> BUT NOBODY ELSE IN

BLACK FACE.

>> WELL, WE HAD LUCILLE BALL--

LITTLE GIRL.

SHE WAS BLACK, AND SHE WAS ALL

DRESSED UP WITH HER HAIR UP

WITH RED.

>> BUT SHE DIDN'T PAINT

HER FACE.

>> NO.

>> I THINK YOU HAVE TO

UNDERSTAND.

THERE'S JUST--THERE'S JUST

SOME--THERE'S JUST SOME BAD

HISTORY ATTACHED TO

CERTAIN THINGS.

>> WELL, I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO

UNDERSTAND THAT THESE--I MEAN,

THESE CHILDREN, WHO ARE ONLY

IN SECOND GRADE--AND TO THEM,

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND RACISM.

THEY DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

STEREOTYPING.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

IT MEANS.

>> ASIANS: GOOD DRIVERS

OR BAD DRIVERS?

>> GOOD.

>> THAT'S REVERSE STEREOTYPING.

WOULD YOU LET HIM GO AS BLACK

FACE AGAIN?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> [sighs]

SHAWN, LISTEN TO ME.

DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN.

THANK YOU, MRS. KING, FOR

COMING DOWN.

AND, SHAWN, I DON'T THINK

IT'S FAIR THAT YOU WERE SENT

HOME AFTER ALL YOUR HARD WORK,

SO I WANT YOU TO THINK REAL

HARD, BUT THIS TIME, COME UP

WITH ANOTHER HISTORICAL FIGURE

THAT NO ONE WILL BE OFFENDED BY.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW,

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT

ANOTHER SHOT?

>> YES.

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