February 3, 2010 - Friendly Tackle

  • 02/03/2010

The teammate-tackling football player gets a Web Redemption, and Daniel presents suicidal door diving.

[rap music playing]

OH, HOW SLUTTY IS BABY?

♪ SO SLUTTY

SHE'S JUST DOING THIS

TO HELP PAY HER WAYTHROUGH PRESCHOOL.

LET'S SEE HOW MANYFUNNY COMMENTS

WE CAN POST IN 20 SECONDS.

STRIP CLUB LIGHTING WOULD DOA LOT FOR HER BABY FAT.

ALL THE SINGLE BABIES!

I CAN'T SING ANYMORE.

YOU'D DANCE LIKE THAT, TOO,

IF YOU DIAPERWAS FILLED WITH POOP.

THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST PERSONWITH A PRESCRIPTION TO VALTREX.

[whispers] FOR HERPES.

THERE'S NO SEXIN THE JUICE BOX ROOM.

I GOT ONE MORE.

IF SHE TINKLES ON YOU,IT COSTS EXTRA.

I DIDN'T GET IT INON TIME, THOUGH.

ANY IDIOT CANMAKE CHANGES TO IT.

FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS WHATI ADDED TO CONAN O'BRIEN'S PAGE.

[laughter]

FIVE YEARS?[bleep]

YOU CAN HAVE IT NOW.

AS LONG AS I GET A PIECEOF THAT $45 MILLION

NBC IS PAYING YOU NOTTO BE ON TELEVISION.

I'LL EVEN LET YOU KEEPTHE JERK-OFF BEAR.

AN HOUR AFTER I WROTE THAT,CONAN'S PEOPLE TOOK IT DOWN.

SO WHY DON'T YOU GOTO OUR TOSH.0

BORING WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND PUTWHATEVER CHANGES YOU WANT.

I'M NOT GONNA FIX IT.

WE'LL READ SOMEOF OUR FAVORITES.

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS TIMETO GET SOME INK.

DID IT HURT,YOUR FIRST TATTOO?

- YEAH.

- HOW OLD WERE YOU?

- 16.

- AHH.

I HAD A MOLE REMOVED ONCE.

AWW, THIS IS GONNA HURT.

I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T STARTED,

BUT IT'S THE ANTICIPATION THAT'SSTARTING TO SCARE ME.

- THIS IS THE WORST PART.

- OH, IT'S COLD.

- THERE YOU GO.

- I LOVE IT.- THAT'S PRETTY HARDCORE.

THAT'S THE MEANEST TEMPORARYTATTOO I'VE EVER SEEN.

- IT DIDN'T HURT THAT BAD.

LIKE, I MEAN, LIKE,IT WAS COLD,

BUT AS FAR AS, LIKE,COLD TAP WATER GOES,

IT'S NOT THAT PAINFUL.

YEAH, IT'S A TEMPORARY TATTOO.

IT STILL STAYS ONFOR ABOUT A WEEK.

THAT'S A PRETTY LONG TIMEIN HOLLYWOOD.

AND IT IS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY.

ONCE YOU GET A TATTOO,THEY BECOME VERY ADDICTING.

SO I GOT A SLEEVE.

YEAH.WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?

WELL, WHY DON'TI JUST REMOVE

MY CASUAL JACKET!

[cheers and applause]

HUH?

OH, YEAH.

AND THEY ALL HAVE SPECIALMEANING TO ME.

LIKE, THIS STRAWBERRYSHORTCAKE,

IT REMINDS ME OF MY NIECE.

IF I SCRATCH IT...[sniffs]

LIKE, IT SMELLS LIKE HER.

[laughter]

AND THESE ROSES.

EVERYONE KNOWSI LOVE THE BACHELOR.

AND I GOT THIS BUTTERFLYBECAUSE IT REMINDS ME

OF THIS BUTTERFLY.

OOH!ACTUALLY I HAVE ONE MORE.

I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU.

[laughter and applause]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANYCRACKER JACK BOXES

IT TOOK TO GET ALL THOSE.

BUT NOBODY OUT-REDNECKSTHE GREAT STATE OF AMERICA.

LOOKS LIKE THE DUKE BOYSBUILT A RAMP IN THE WOODS.

AND BEFORE ANY GOOD STUNTTHAT INVOLVES DRIVING A CAR,

YOU GOTTA MAKE SUREYOU'RE DRUNK.

LEGEND HAS IT,

THAT'S JUST HOWWHITE TRASH GETS TO HEAVEN.

[horn honking Dixie]

- FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS,

I DON'T THINK THAT JUMPWAS PLANNED.

[anticipatory Dukes of Hazzard music]

- YEAH!

HOLY [bleep bleep]!

HOLY [bleep bleep]!

HOLY [bleep bleep]!

- HE TOOK THE WORDSRIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH.

I CANNOT BELIEVETHAT WORKED OUT.

TRY THAT IN YOUR PRIUS,YOU TREE-HUGGERS.

I MISS BO AND LUKE.ALL RIGHT.

EVERY NOW AND THENI COME ACROSS A CLIP

THAT RAISES WAY MORE QUESTIONSTHAN IT ANSWERS.

THIS IS THE ENTIRE VIDEO.

WE HAVE NOT DOCTORED ITAT ALL.

[applause]

- [speaking foreign language]

- [indistinct]

[crowd gasps and oohs]

- DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.

BRUISES ONLY LAST A FEW WEEKS.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREETHAT VIDEO

ENDED A TAD ABRUPTLY.

AND THERE'S SO MANYUNANSWERED QUESTIONS.

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DID I GETMY JACKET ON SO FAST?

WHAT DISTRACTED HER?

HOW AWKWARD WASTHAT RECEPTION?

DID SHE HAVE A HISTORYOF BEING [bleep]?

DID SHE HIT HIM BACK?

WAS SHE TRYINGTO MAKE A RUN FOR IT?

DID THEY GET MARRIED?

WHERE ARE THEY GETTING MARRIED?

WHERE ARE THEY REGISTERED?

WHAT KIND OF CAKEDID THEY CHOOSE?

DID THE ENTIRE CONGREGATIONRAISE THEIR HANDS

WHEN THE PRIEST ASKED, "DOESANYONE OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE?"

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

THESE ARE JUST QUESTIONS,BUT I HAVE SOME THEORIES.

MAYBE SHE HAS A WEIRD DISEASEWHERE SHE NEEDS

TO BE YANKED EVERYFIVE MINUTES

OR SHE'LL SLIP INTO A COMA.

MAYBE SHE CHEATEDON HIM WITH MARCUS ALLEN.

OR MAYBE, JUST MAYBE--GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE.

BUT MAYBE HER DOG WAS SICKAND SHE INSISTED

ON BRINGING HIMTO THE CEREMONY ANYWAY.

THEN THE DOG THREW UPON A THROW PILLOW

THAT WAS KNITTEDFOR HIM BY HIS GRANDMA

RIGHT BEFORE SHEPASSED AWAY

AND THE RINGS WERE SUPPOSEDTO BE PRESENTED ON IT

AND NOW THAT'S RUINED BECAUSEOF THE DAMN DOG.

THEN AGAIN, HE MIGHT JUST BEA HUGE A-HOLE.

THIS IS ALL SPECULATION.

AND THAT'S WHY WE PLAYUNANSWERED QUESTIONS.

- GET UP, GET UP, GET UP,GET UP, GET UP, GET UP.

YEAH, THERE IT IS.

NICE!- AAH!

- [laughing]

HO HO HO HO!

- HE SHOULDA HAD A V8.

ALL RIGHT, TAKE A BREATHER.

LET'S RE-RACK 'EMIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

MM.

MAGNUS VERN MAGNUSON

IS GOING FOR A 329-POUNDDEAD LIFT.

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU NOTFAMILIAR WITH WEIGHT LIFTING,

THAT'S NOT VERY MUCH.

AND OF COURSEHE'S TAPING IT

SO HE CAN BRAG TO ALL HISCOWORKERS AT JAMBA JUICE.

STRETCHING'S FOR PUSSIES.

LET'S GET RID OFTHOSE BITCH TITS.

ALL RIGHT, HIS FEET ARESHOULDER-WIDTH APART.

THAT IS A GOOD START.

GOING WITHTHE CLEAN AND JERK GRIP

AS OPPOSED TO THE PROPER DEADLIFT GRIP.

THAT'S GONNA COME BACKAND HAUNT HIM.

- GET UP.GET UP.

- OKAY, IT APPEARS THAT HEHAS [bleep] HIMSELF HERE.

ALSO, HE SHOULD PROBABLYHAVE A WEIGHT BELT

OR GLOVES OR MUSCLES ORSOMETHING BETTER

TO DO ON A SATURDAY.

HE FORGETS EVERYTHINGHE LEARNED

ABOUT LIFTING WITH THE LEGSAND GOES ALL BACK.

NOW LOCK IT OUT.

OH, HE GOT IT.

HE MUST HAVEJUST READ THE SECRET.

OR HAD A GALLONOF MUSCLE MILK.

LIFE DOES NOT GETANY SWEETER THAN THIS.

- [screams]

- OH, THAT IS A SCREAMOF A CHAMPION.

YOU ARE AN ANIMAL, SIR.

THIS GUY IS READYTO THROW KEGS OVER A WALL

ON ESPN THE DEUCE.

DON'T BREATHE YET.

GOING RIGHTFOR CIRCUIT TRAINING.

[crowd oohs]

MAGNUS FALLS HARDERTHAN TARA REID'S CAREER.

HE ENDED UP WHERE HE SHOULD HAVESTARTED TO BEGIN WITH.

THE FIVE-POUND FREE WEIGHTS.

HOPE YOU LIKE PROTEIN SHAKES,

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE DRINKINGOUT OF A STRAW

FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.

OH, HE'S DOING THE STANKY LEG.

TWITCHING IS A GOOD SIGN.

[crowd oohs]NO, HE'S NOT DEAD.

HE'S ONLY HAVING A STROKE.

ALL RIGHT,SOMEBODY WAKE HIM UP

SO WE CAN WIPE ALL THE SWEATAND SKULL FRAGMENTS

OFF THE EQUIPMENT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GETFOR STRUTTING

AFTER A ONE-REP WORKOUT.

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T HAVEA PRETTY FACE TO BEGIN WITH.

CAN YOU IMAGINEIF THAT HAPPENED TO ME?

OH, NOW THAT WOULDBE A TRAGEDY.

[crowd groans]

[chuckles]

LUCKILY HIS BUDDYWAS FILMING

INSTEAD OF SPOTTING HIMAND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

[laughter and applause]

AND HE STILL WON'T EATDOLPHIN-SAFE TUNA.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT,THAT'S NOT HIS ONLY VIDEO.

WHO HASN'T SPENTHUNDREDS OF DOLLARS

MODIFYING POOL TOYS SOTHEY CAN HAVE A FAKE GANG BANG?

I ENJOYED WATCHINGTHAT VIDEO SO MUCH,

I DECIDED TO JOIN HIMNEXT TIME HE THREW A PARTY.

[knocking on door]

- TOSH, PLUS ONE.

COME ON.DON'T BE SHY.

THAT PARTY WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

I CHUMMED IN LIKE TWO SECONDS.

[laughing]

>> I'M HERE WITH CAITLYN

AND FANNIE.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD.

>> WHICH ONE OF YOU FELL?

>> ME.

>> DID IT HURT?

>> YEAH.

>> DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL?

>> NO.

>> WHY WERE YOU DOING IT?

>> FOR FUN.

>> 'CAUSE IT WAS COOL-LOOKING.

>> YEAH.

>> HOW DID YOU SLIDE

IN BARE FEET?

MY THEORY IS THAT YOUR FEET

ARE SO DRY AND HARD THAT THEY

WENT ACROSS A SMOOTH SURFACE.

IS THAT THE CASE?

>> NO.

>> NOT AT ALL.

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, HOW DID YOU DO IT?

>> WE OILED THE FLOOR.

>> WITH MURPHY'S OIL SOAP.

>> MURPHY'S OIL SOAP.

>> IS THAT A PLUG?

ARE YOU SPONSORED BY MURPHY'S

OIL SOAP?

>> both: WE SHOULD BE.

>> SO YOU SOAPED THE FLOOR.

>> YEAH.

>> AND THEN WE PUT WATER ON IT,

SO IT WAS LIKE ICE.

>> HUH, THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD

FOR WOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> TO WET 'EM DOWN.

WARP 'EM.

>> SO THEN WE GOT SOME SHIRTS

AND UNIFORM.

>> YEAH, AND THEN--

>> WHERE DID YOU GET THE SHIRTS?

>> MY STEPDAD'S CLOSET.

>> AND HOW ABOUT

THE WHITEY TIGHTIES?

DID YOU GET THOSE FROM YOUR

STEPDAD TOO?

>> THEY WEREN'T WHITE.

>> YEAH, THEY WEREN'T.

>> I DIDN'T LOOK.

ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?

JEEZ.

>> DID YOU SEE THE WHOLE VIDEO?

>> I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

>> YOU HAVEN'T?

>> NO, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CLICK

ON YOUR VIDEO, IT SAYS--

I THINK YOU HAVE TO HAVE

MATURE CONTENT OR SOMETHING

LIKE THAT.

YOU HAVE TO SIGN IN.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE,

"WHAT AM I WATCHING?"

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN JUST

WEAR SOCKS AND SLIDE ON A FLOOR?

>> WE TRIED THAT.

IT WAS NOT GOING WELL.

>> SLIPPERY ENOUGH, SO--

>> YEAH, WE WANTED TO MAKE IT

SO INTENSE THAT IT WOULD JUST BE

THE BEST...

>> both: SLIDING EVER.

>> IT WAS EPIC.

>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

>> NO.

>> I'D SAY SO.

>> BUT HEY.

>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN BOTH PARENTS WORK.

[laughter]

WAS THERE ANYONE YOU COULD SUE?

>> I WISH. JEEZ.

>> I WONDER IF YOU--

>> MURPHY.

>> THEIR SOAP.

>> YEAH.

>> LET'S SUE THE SOAP COMPANY.

>> YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> THERE'S PROBABLY NOT

A WARNING ON THERE THAT SAYS,

"HEY, DON'T GREASE DOWN YOUR

FLOOR AND POUR WATER ON IT

AND RUN AND SLIP ACROSS."

>> WE DIDN'T READ THE WARNINGS.

>> BUT I'M SAYING, IF THAT--

>> I DON'T THINK THERE WAS

A WARNING.

>> RIGHT, IF THAT WARNING'S

NOT ON THERE, THERE IS A LAWSUIT

HERE.

OH.

YOU GUYS CAN GET RICHER.

>> YEAH.

OH, WAIT. HEY.

>> ARE YOU TRAINED IN THE

MEDICAL FIELD?

BECAUSE YOUR INSTINCTS

TO IMMEDIATELY GRAB A TOWEL

AND HAVE HER LIE ON IT

SEEMS SPOT-ON.

>> I'M NOT TRAINED.

>> OH.

>> NOR WILL I BE.

>> WHY WERE YOU TELLING HER

TO LAY ON A TOWEL?

>> BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO

COMFORT HER, AND IT WAS

THE CLOSEST THING.

>> DID YOU WANT TO LAUGH,

AT ALL?

>> I WAS IN BETWEEN LAUGHING

AND CRYING.

I COULDN'T FIND THE MEDIUM

THERE.

>> SURE.

WHO POSTED THE VIDEO?

>> HER.

>> I DID.

>> IMMEDIATELY?

>> YEAH.

>> AND HOW FAST TILL PEOPLE

STARTED SEEING IT?

>> THE NIGHT OF.

>> IT TOOK ABOUT THREE DAYS

TO, LIKE, GET ACTUALLY

PRETTY POPULAR.

>> WHAT WAS THE FEEDBACK

THAT YOU RECEIVED?

>> FROM THE VIDEO?

>> NO.

>> CREEPY COMMENTS.

>> FROM YOUR LAST REPORT CARD.

>> UH, MOSTLY PEDOPHILES.

>> SERIOUSLY?

>> IT WAS SO CREEPY.

>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT PEOPLE WROTE?

LIKE THEIR COMMENTS

AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT ABOUT KIDS AT SCHOOL?

WERE THEY--DID THEY MAKE FUN

OF YOU?

>> both: YEAH.

>> THEY THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY

COOL, THOUGH.

>> HAD YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE

RISKY BUSINESS?

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ABOUT

A BROTHEL?

>> A WHAT?

>> WHAT?

[laughter]

>> A WHOREHOUSE.

>> both: NO.

[laughter]

>> YOU DIDN'T?

>> NO.

>> OH, WELL, THERE YOU GO.

YOU LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

DO YOU LIKE TOM CRUISE?

>> UM...

I DON'T KNOW HIM.

>> NO.

I MEAN, BUT DO YOU LIKE

HIS MOVIES?

>> WELL, I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE.

>> WHICH ONE?

>> WAR OF THE WORLDS.

>> OH, THAT ONE'S GREAT.

WERE YOU JEALOUS

THAT YOU DIDN'T FALL?

>> NO, I FELL BEFORE THE CAMERA

WAS ROLLING PLENTY OF TIMES,

SO I MEAN, I GOT MY

EQUAL SHARE THERE.

>> BUT DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHE GOT

A LITTLE MORE OF THE ATTENTION

BECAUSE SHE ATE SHIT?

>> YEAH, BUT I MEAN, I DON'T--

>> CRAP.

>> REALLY KNOW IF I'D WANT THAT

ATTENTION, SO IT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> UNDERSTOOD.

ARE YOU KLUTZY IN GENERAL?

>> I'M PROBABLY MORE KLUTZY

THAN SHE IS, BY A LOT.

>> DO YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES?

>> NO.

>> WHY'D YOU WAIT--WHY'D YOU

PAUSE THERE?

>> WELL, I--I DON'T.

>> YEAH, YOU DO.

>> HAVE YOU SMOKED A CIGARETTE

BEFORE?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN--

>> HAVE YOU SMOKED A CIGARETTE?

>> NO.

>> WE'RE IN THE TRUTH CIRCLE.

>> NO, I HAVE NOT.

>> WHY WOULD YOU SMOKE?

THAT'S SUCH AN AWFUL,

UGLY HABIT.

>> I DON'T SMOKE.

I DON'T SMOKE.

>> ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS?

>> both: YEAH.

>> BEST FRIENDS?

>> YES.

>> UM, YEAH.

>> DO YOU BOTH AGREE?

>> YES.

>> YEAH, SURE.

>> DO YOU HAVE BOYFRIENDS?

>> both: NOPE.

>> HOW OLD ARE--YOU'RE 15?

>> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HAVE

BOYFRIENDS YET, OR NO?

>> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU ALLOWED

TO GO ON DATES?

>> YEAH.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH.

>> I THINK THEY--I DON'T--

I THINK YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.

>> I THINK NOT.

>> HUH.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS SHOW

BEFORE?

>> both: YEAH.

>> WE WATCHED IT ON ON DEMAND.

>> WHAT--WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON?

>> 72.

>> COMEDY CENTRAL.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, COMEDY CENTRAL,

BUT THAT'S 72 AT HOME.

>> DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION?

>> both: YEAH.

>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE

TV SHOW?

>> LAW & ORDER.

>> REALLY?

>> both: SVU.

[laughter]

>> I DIDN'T SAY IT, BUT--

>> OH, OKAY.

>> I WANT TO BE INCLUDED.

REALLY? WHY LAW & ORDER?

>> 'CAUSE IT'S SO INTENSE.

>> ALL THE TIME.

>> IT'S JUST LIKE...

IT'S COOL.

>> LAY IT DOWN.

>> NIP/TUCK.

IF I WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL

WITH YOU, DO YOU THINK WE WOULD

BE FRIENDS?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU'RE KIND OF THAT WEIRD KID

THAT SITS IN THE CORNER.

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> THAT NOBODY TALKS TO.

>> I'M GLAD YOU FELL.

>> [laughs]

NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'D BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> AND I WOULD BE THAT WEIRD GUY

IN THE CORNER...

THAT NOBODY TALKS TO.

DO YOU ENJOY SCHOOL?

>> both: NO.

>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD

TO IN LIFE?

BECAUSE LIFE JUST--I JUST WANT

YOU TO KNOW IT IS JUST GOING TO

GET WORSE AND WORSE.

YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD

TO MOVING OUT?

>> both: YEAH.

>> WHAT, SO YOU CAN SOAP

YOUR FLOOR?

>> YEAH, WHENEVER I WANT TO,

YES.

>> ARE YOU GUYS CHEERLEADERS?

>> both: [flatly] NO.

>> OH. WHY SO NEGATIVE?

[both laughing]

>> THAT'S--

>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I ASSUME?

DO YOU PLAY SPORTS?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT SPORT DO YOU PLAY?

>> SKI.

>> SKI?

IS THAT A SPORT IN YOUR RICH

WHITE SCHOOL?

>> [laughs]

>> NO.

>> THE MOVIE RISKY BUSINESS

CAME OUT IN 1983.

WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING

IN 1983?

>> I WAS NOT ALIVE.

>> I WAS IN MY PAST LIFE.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE?

A CRICKET?

[laughter]

HA-HA-HA. MADE YOU SPIT.

THIS MOVIE IS 26 YEARS OLD.

WHAT MADE YOU PICK THIS MOVIE

TO PARODY?

>> WE JUST LIKED THE DANCE.

AND WE WANTED TO SLIDE, YEAH.

>> WERE YOU GONNA DO THE WHOLE

DANCE AFTER THAT?

>> WE WERE GONNA ATTEMPT

BUT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE

FINISHED.

>> YOU JUST WANTED TO DO

THE SLIDE.

>> YEAH, REALLY.

>> THE SLIDE IS THE BEST PART.

>> I MEAN, WHAT OTHER MOVIE CAN

YOU, LIKE, JUST FREELY SLIDE

WITH NO PANTS ON?

AND JUST...

YOU KNOW.

>> I HAVE A LOT OF MOVIES.

>> WING IT.

>> THAT I'VE SEEN THAT INVOLVE

SOMETHING SIMILAR.

AND I TRY TO PARODY THEM.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO--

BESIDES RIDICULOUS VIDEOS

LIKE THIS--IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

>> OH, GOODNESS.

>> WHAT DO WE DO?

WE ROLL TIRES OFF CLIFFS.

>> HOLD ON.

LET'S STOP ON THAT ONE.

YOU ROLL TIRES OFF CLIFFS.

DO YOU HAVE EXTRA TIRES?

>> INTO DRIVE-THRUS.

>> INTO A BURGER KING

DRIVE-THRU.

>> WHY DON'T YOU FILM THIS?

>> MINOR CAR ACCIDENTS.

>> WE'VE PROBABLY TRIED.

IT JUST DIDN'T WORK.

>> YEAH, NO, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

I DON'T RECOMMEND YOU FILM THAT

EITHER.

DO YOU GUYS FILM YOURSELF A LOT?

>> NO.

>> UH, ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO

CONTINUE TO MAKE VIDEOS

LIKE THIS NOW?

LIKE, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE TO FOLLOW IT UP?

>> YEAH.

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

A PLAN TO DO THAT FOR A WHILE.

>> A SEQUEL?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.

>> I HAVE AN IDEA.

I THINK IT SHOULD INVOLVE SKIS,

A MOUNTAIN,

POSSIBLY A BLINDFOLD.

>> YEAH.

>> NO.

>> I LIKE THIS IDEA A LOT.

I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING

WITH THIS.

>> LAST TIME WE DID THAT,

I RAN INTO A TREE, SO, I MEAN...

MAYBE NOT.

>> LET'S PRACTICE SLIDING.

I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING

THAT WILL REALLY HELP US.

MOM!

[laughter]

AND I DON'T CONDONE YOUGOING OUT AND HURTING ANYONE.

UNLESS YOU WANNA BE NAMEDOUR DICK OF THE WEEK.

- AGH!

[audience ohs]

- HE'S STILL ALIVE.[laughing]

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