July 3, 2012 - Bubb Rubb

  • 07/03/2012

Bubb Rubb gets a Web Redemption, Tom Kenny joins the Brickleberry cast, and two amputees lez out.

ALL RIGHT.

LOSER GETS HIS BALLS LOPPED OFF.

>> Tosh: HE'S A MIX.

HALF GERMAN SHEPHARD AND DRUNK

GUY AT THE BAR.

HE'S GROWLING BECAUSE HIS LEG

DOESN'T MOVE LIKE THAT.

I WISH THE MOVIE GRAY FINISHED

LIKE THIS INCLUDING LIAM NEESON

WITH MINI SCOTCH BOTTLES.

SPOILER ALETTER.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

I DECLARE A FIVE SIX.

>> FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT I USE

THE HAND TO MASTURBATE.

>> Tosh: YOU GET TO SHOVE THE

CHAMP UP VICTORY CIRC

FREAK OUT WHEN GRACE ELIZABETH

STARTS RIDING BOYS.

WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS, TWO BOOBS

AND CAN NEVER KICK?

TWO LEZZING OUT.

LET'S GO OUT ON A LIMB AND PUT

20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND SEE

HOW MANY FUNNIES WE CAN MAKE.

I WISH I COULD MAKE THIS SEXY

BUT I AM STUMPED.

WOMEN WILL DO ANYTHING TO SHED A

FEW POUNDS.

WHEN THEY RUB THEIR NUBS

TOGETHER IT'S CALLED A PIRATE

KISS.

THEY'RE PROBABLY BESTIES FOR THE

SHOE SAVINGS.

THEY'RE HOT.

THEY'RE 8s.

ALL RIGHT, 7.5.

WHAT'S NEXT?

>> BOYS.

>> Tosh: TRAINS ARE ALWAYS A BAD

DECISION UNLESS YOU'RE

COMMITTING SUICIDE OR PLAYING

MONOPOLY.

YOU COLLECT ALL FOUR YOU HAVE A

CASH COW.

LET'S GO TO THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.

ALL ABOARD!

THIS IS CANADA WHERE EVEN WHITER

PEOPLE DO EVEN DUMBER STUFF.

WHEN HAVE YOU FREE HEALTH CARE

AND A LOW DRINKING AGE YOU TEND

TO TAKE MORE RISKS.

>> YOU'LL [BLEEP] UNDER THE

[BLEEP] TRAIN.

>> Tosh: HOW DID HE GET

UNDERNEATH IT IN THE FIRST

PLACE?

MY THEORY IS HE WAS BORN THERE.

THE ONLY PLACE MORE DANGEROUS TO

WAKE UP IS RODNEY KING'S POOL.

I'D RATHER BE TRAPPED UNDER A

TRAIN THAN LISTEN TO A SONG BY

TRAIN.

WHAT THE HELL IS A DROP OF

JUPITER.

>> HEY, IT'S IN YOUR WHEELS.

>>

>> Tosh: WAIT, WHAT?

HERE'S A TIP.

IN LIFE AND DEATH SITUATIONS

DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM ANYONE

WHO SOUNDS LIKE SARAH PALIN.

WAIT UNTIL THE TRAIN FINISHES

PASSES OVER YOU UNLIKE THE ME

BATMAN MOVIE, TRAINS DON'T GO ON

FOREVER.

>> Tosh: CONGRATS I THINK YOU

SAVED YOUR SOCIAL STUDIES

HOMEWORK.

I THINK HE CAN'T.

I THINK HE CAN'T.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO NO!

NO!

HELP ME.

>> Tosh: WOW, THE LITTLE IDIOT

THAT COULD SURVIVED.

I'M JUST GLAD THE SOURCE CODE

MACHINE IS GOING TO KEEP PUTTING

HIM UNDER THE TRAIN UNTIL HE

>> NEARLY EVERY SHOP IN OAKLAND

IS INSTALLING WHISTLER TIPS

MAKING IT AUDIBLE FOR A MILE.

>> TELL ME ABOUT THE WHISTLE.

>> IT'S WHEN YOU WANT TO

WHOO-WHOO.

>> SOME NEIGHBORS ARE SAYING TOO

LOUD.

>> THAT'S ONLY IN THE MORNING.

IF YOU'RE COOKING BREAKFAST IT'S

LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK.

WHOO-WHOO.

>> Tosh: THE ONLY BIGGER WASTE

OF MONEY IS RAIDERS' SEASON

TICKETS.

HE INVENTED VIRAL VIDEOS WITH

TWO IMMORTAL WORDS BUT REALLY

ONE BUT SAID TWICE.

IT'S MORE OF A NOISE.

WHOO-WHOO.

TRICKING OUT YOUR CAR IS LIKE

FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD A

HOUSE.

YOUR VEHICLE IS AN INVESTMENT.

WHAT'S BETTER THAN DRIVE OUT A

TRICKED OUT CIVIC IS AN AUDI.

NO MATTER HOW MANY GALLONS OF

NOS YOU IS HAVE.

STOP WITH A THE AFTER-MARKET

SPOILER.

ONLY THING YOU'RE SPOILING IS

YOUR BLUE BOOK VALUE AND IF YOU

DON'T HAVE A NAVIGATION SYSTEM

GET OFF THE ROADS.

I DON'T WANT TO BE BEHIND

ANYTHING UNFOLDING A MAP LIKE

LOUIS AND CLARK AND IF TIGRA AND

BUNNY WERE THEY'D TELL YOU THEY

LIKE THE CARS THAT GO BOOM AND

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE THING THE

FISH.

YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR TRYING

TO ANOINT WHITE PEOPLE WITH THE

CAR AND THIS IS THE WEB

REDEMPTION.

>> HOW YOU DOING?

>> I'M ALL RIGHT.

>> I SEE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR

WHISTLE TIP.

>> Tosh: YOU DON'T MIND IF MY

GREASE MONKEYS TRICK OUT YOUR

JETTA WHILE WE TALK.

TAKE SPECIAL CARE OF THIS ONE.

DO YOU PREFER BUBB OR MR. RUBB.

>> IT'S DEPENDING ON WHO'S THE

RUBBING.

>> BUBB-RUBB.

>> HI A GROWTH ON ME AND I IT

WAS LIKE A CHIA PET.

IT GREW.

>> Tosh: WERE YOU SURPRISED THE

VIDEO CAME POPULAR.

>> I WILL BE BACK.

>> Tosh: JUST SO I CAN BE CLEAR

FOR THE PEOPLE AT HOME THAT

MIGHT NOT PICK UP ON THAT THEY

WERE DOING A NEWS PIECE ON THE

WHISTLE TIP?

>> LIKE A COMPLAINT.

>> Tosh: HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH

WHOO WHOO?

>> I WAS DEMONSTRATING AND GAVE

THEM AN RUBB VERSION OF HOW IT

WOULD SOUND IF THEY PUT MY PIPES

ON SO IT CAME OUT WHOO-WHOO.

SEE THE WHISTLE.

>> Tosh: HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU

THINK SINCE THE VIDEO YOU'VE

SAID WHOO-WHOO.

>> MORE THAN MY HITS ON YOUTUBE.

>> Tosh: WERE YOU DRIVING ON THE

PIECE BECAUSE YOU ALMOST

SIDESWIPED THE CAR.

>> THEY ASKED FOR AN EXAMPLE OF

THE WHISTLE TIP.

HOW ELSE CAN WE DO.

>> Tosh: YOU ALMOST GOT INTO AN

ACCIDENT.

DO YOU ASK LADIES TO MAKE A

WHOOP-WHOOP ON THEM.

>> I HAVE THREE MOVES, THE

FINISHER, PUNISHER AND POWER

TAPPER.

>> Tosh: POWER TAPPER?

>> YOU PUT THEM MOVES ON HER AND

SHE OUT.

SHE GOING TO BE COOKING YOU

BREAKFAST AND YOU DON'T EVEN

HAVE TO USE THE WHOO-WHOO ALARM

CLOCK EITHER.

>>

>> DID YOU TRY MAKING THE

PYRAMID?

>> GREAT CALL, BOSS.

>> Tosh: THAT'S WHY I'M IN

CHARGE.

BUBB RUBB YOUR CAR'S FINISHED I

HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

>> AS LONGS YOU PUT THE TIP ON

MY WHIP I KNOW IT WILL BE READY.

MR. BUBB RUBB I DIDN'T BRING YOU

OUT TO L.A. TO JUST SAY

WHOO-WHOO.

ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE MOST

OBNOXIOUS CAR.

>> YEAH.

>> Tosh: I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY

WHOOP-WHOOP.

YOU GUYS ARE FIRED.

THE MUNCHKIN DONUTS ARE FOR

CUSTOMERS ONLY.

GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, BUBB.

WE'RE MOVING THE BLINDFOLD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> THIS IS NOT MY CAR.

>> Tosh: NO, THIS IS YOUR CAR.

I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE THIS.

WE REPLACED YOUR WINDSHIELD

WIPERS DISPENSERS WITH BOTTLES

OF CHRISTAL.

YOU GET TO SPRAY CHAMPAGNE ON

THEI TITTIES WE HOOKED YOU UP

WITH A FAKE BOOT.

THE 40 OUNCE CUP HOLDERS AND

BECAUSE YOU NEVER MESS WAY BLACK

MEN'S STEREO YOU'LL NEVER HAVE

TO LISTEN TO THE GOATIER SONG

AGAIN.

I EXPECT A PERSON LIKE YOURSELF

GETS ASHY FROM TIMES TO TIME TO

SQUEEZE THE STEERING WHEEL.

WE HOOKED UP WITH COCO BUTTER.

>> YOU NEVER ASKED ME BUT ALWAYS

CLASSY.

>> Tosh: DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING

LATE BECAUSE WE SET THE CLOCK.

LOOK IN THE BACK.

>> WOW.

>> Tosh: THE OVERHEADLIGHT IS A

HYDROPONIC GROW LIGHT AND I GOT

YOU YOUR OWN MEDICAL MARIJUANA

LICENSE.

YOU CAN'T DRIVE VERY FAR BECAUSE

THE GAS TANK HAS BEEN MODIFIED

AND ONLY HOLDS SEVEN DOLLARS

WORTH OF GAS.

WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR LIKE THIS

YOU CAN EXPECT TO GET PULLED

OVERA LOT AND IF YOU GET

ARRESTED YOU HAVE BOND STAR.

IT CONNECTS YOU TO YOUR

BAILBONDSMAN.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO JAIL

FOR THIS TIME?

>> Tosh: HE SOUNDS RACIST AS

[BLEEP].

THIS IS A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF

CHE

CHEATOS.

I WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST AND

HOOKED YOUR JETTA UP WITH AN

ILLLEGAL TRAIN WHISTLE.

PULL THE CORD.

WHOO-WHOO, HOO-HOO.

GOOD LORD HAS IT ILLLEGALLY

LOUD.

YOUR CAR'S BEEN OFFICIALLY

PIMPED.

>> I'VE BEEN WHOOP-FIDE.

>> FOR THE AMAZING LOW PRICE OF

FIVE DOLLARS I'LL REVIEW YOUR

WEBSITE AND GIVE YOU MY

PROFESSIONAL DESIGN OPINION.

>> FOR FIVE DOLLARS I'LL SEND

YOU PHOTOS.

>> IF YOU NEEDED TO TRANSLATE

SOME DOCUMENTS GET BACK TO ME

WITHOUT ANY HESITATION.

>> I WILL BE THE SECRET ADMIRER

IN CASE SOMEONE THEY NEVER

WANTED.

>> Tosh: I THINK WE FOUND THE

NEW PRESIDENT OF MY FAN CLUB.

THOSE WERE ALL FROM A WEBSITE

CALLED FIBER WHERE YOU CAN HIRE

PEOPLE TO DO A MYRIAD OF STUPID

THINGS FOR FIVE DOLLARS AND

SINCE I'M ALL FOR CHEAP LABOR

AND SIMULATING THE ECONOMY I

SPENT MY FIVE BUCKS.

I ASKED SHOULD I SEE MAGIC MIKE

IN THE THEATRES OR WAIT FOR

CABLE.

>> DANIEL, YOU'RE INTENT ON

SEEING MAGIC MIKE BUT SHOULD YOU

GO TO THEATRES.

A MAN AS COMFORTABLE IN HIS OWN

HETEROSEXUALITY SHOULDN'T HAVE A

PROBLEM WITH SEEING A MOVIE

ABOUT MALE STRIPPERS WITH AN

AUDIENCE.

>> Tosh: YOUR NIPPLES ARE

UNEVEN.

I GAVE HIM A RECIPE AND PUT FIVE

ON IT.

>> HERE WE GO, RINSE AND DRY OUT

SEVERAL TWO-LITER BOTTLES AND

DRY THEM INTO A POWDER.

HOLD THE STARTER FLUID UPSIDE

DOWN AND POUR IT OUT OF THE CANS

TO THE TWO-LITER BOTTLES WITH

THE AMMONIUM NITRATE MIXTURE AND

PLACE THEM AROUND THE CONTAINER.

PLACE THE CAP ON SWIRL IT AROUND

BUT DO NOT SHAKE IT.

AFTER TWO HOURS YOU'RE THROUGH

COOKING.

POUR THE REMAINING LIQUID

THROUGH COFFEE FILTERS AND IT

GETS SAVED, DRY THE CRYSTALS AND

GET HIGH AS A BAT.

>> Tosh: THAT WAS BOTH THRILLING

AND INFORMATIVE.

YOU GOT TO LOVE A CHICK WHO'S

WILLING TO HULA HOOP IN A BIKINI

FOR ONLY FIVE DOLLARS.

>> [BLEEP] SHE IS SO DIZZY.

>> Tosh: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE

GROSS [BLEEP] I CAN GET HER TO

DO FOR SIX BUCKS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE YOU CAN HIRE A

CLOWN ON THE INTERNET FOR SIX

BUCKS.

>> HEY, KIDS, YOU SHOULDN'T

WATCH "TOSH.0."

HE USES GROWN UP WORDS AND

THINGS THAT HURT PEOPLE'S

FEELINGS.

>> Tosh: DON'T LISTEN TO HER,

KIDS.

>> Tosh: SQUIDWARD WOULD NOT

APPROVE AND THE BIGGEST BLOG IS

YOU NEVER REALLY GET TO [BLEEP]

MARY OR KILL ANYONE.

HERE'S A MUCH MORE SATISFYING

GAME WITH MORE SEQUENCES.

I GIVE YOU SLAP, LICK, FONDLE.

>> ALL RIGHT, RACHEL, SLAP,

LICK, FONDLE.

>> I CAN GRAB YOU?

>> ONE.

GO.

>> SLAP, LICK, FONDLE.

A PRIEST, RABBI AND MY DOG.

FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE

SINNED.

>> Tosh: THE GREAT THING ABOUT

BEING THE BOSS IS THEY CAN FIRE

THE HR DEPARTMENT BEFORE THEY

CALL ME INTO THEIR OFFICE.

THIS GAME OBVIOUSLY NEEDS TO

CATCH ON.

PLAY IT AT HOME.

AFTER GETTING THE WRITTEN

CONSENT OF ALL INVOLVED PARTIES.

SEND ME YOUR VIDEOS AND IF DO

YOU A GOOD JOB PERHAPS I'LL PUT

THEM ON THE

>> DO YOU PREFER BUBB OR

MR. RUBB?

>> MAN, YOU KNOW BUBB RUBB HEAVY

ON THE RUB IS DEPENDING

ON WHO RUBBING.

>> SO I'M GONNA GO BUBB RUBB.

>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

>> AND HOW DID YOU COME UP

WITH BUBB RUBB?

>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS A NATURAL

GROWTH ON ME, MAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I SCRATCHED IT IN.

IT WAS LIKE A CHILI PEPPER.

[speaking indistinctly]

AND IT GREW UP LIKE BUBB.

YOU FEEL ME?

>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> OAKLAND.

>> HOW'S YOUR LIFE CHANGED

SINCE YOU'VE BECOME AN INTERNET

LEGEND?

>> IT'S COMING.

FLOWING LIKE RIVER, BABY.

>> WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT

THAT VIDEO BECAME SO POPULAR?

>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU BOUGHT

PLAYING OUT OF STORE--

IF YOU WANT TO LOVE IT,

NURTURE IT, WATER IT, AND

IT GROW--TALKING ABOUT BIRDS OF

PARADISE, THAT WAS NICE.

I DIDN'T TAKE THE TRIP, BUT

I WILL BE BACK, THOUGH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

PASSPORT APPROVED.

>> JUST--JUST SO I CAN BE CLEAR

FOR THE PEOPLE AT HOME THAT

MIGHT NOT PICK UP ON ALL OF

THAT, WHAT WOULD WERE THEY DOING

IN THAT VIDEO?

THEY WERE DOING A NEWS PIECE

ON THE WHISTLE TIP?

>> IT WAS LIKE A COMPLAINT.

>> LET'S BE CLEAR, THOUGH.

IT WAS WHITE PEOPLE COMPLAINING.

>> IT WAS LIKE A WHOLE

BOWL, MAN.

EVERYBODY COMPLAINED ABOUT

THE WHISTLE TIP GANG, BUT THEY

REALLY LOVED IT.

THAT'S WHY THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT.

>> HUH.

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT--DID YOU GO TO THAT

CITY COUNCIL MEETING?

>> NAH, MAN.

I STILL WAS TRYING TO GET

THE LAST WHOOP OUT OF MY WHOOPER

BEFORE I HAD TO DO WHOOP IT.

>> SO THEY GOT RID OF THEM.

THEY BANNED THEM?

>> LIKE A NASCAR FAST, I WASN'T

DALE EARNHARDT, BUT THEY GOT RID

OF IT.

>> DALE EARNHARDT DIED, RIGHT?

>> JUNIOR, BABY.

>> OH, JUNIOR, OKAY.

>> WALK WITH ME.

I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND.

>> [giggling]

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO ANNOY

WHITE PEOPLE?

>> GET YOU A WHISTLE TIP AND

BRING 'EM BACK TO OAKLAND.

THEN WE GONNA WAKE 'EM UP--

WHOOP, WHOOP--AGAIN.

>> HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH

"WHOOP, WHOOP"?

>> YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST

DEMONSTRATING, BUT I GAVE THEM

A RUBB VERSION OF HOW I WOULD

SOUND, YOU FEEL ME, IF THEY

WOULD PUT MY PIPES ON

THE CHORUS, SO IT CAME OUT,

"WHOOP, WHOOP."

YOU FEEL ME?

THE WHISTLES GO.

>> HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK,

SINCE THAT VIDEO, YOU'VE SAID

"WHOOP, WHOOP"?

>> MAN, I CAN'T EVEN COUNT, MAN.

OVER--MORE HITS THAN I GOT

ON YOUTUBE.

THAT'S HOW MANY TIMES I'VE

SAID IT.

>> BUT YOU'VE EMBRACED IT.

>> OH, MAN, I'M ONE WITH IT.

>> YOU PROBABLY HAVE A MILLION

DIFFERENT CATCHPHRASES.

AM I RIGHT?

>> OH, MAN, I KEEP SLOGANS LIKE,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

31 FLAVORS.

BASKIN-ROBBINS AIN'T GOT NOTHING

ON ME, MAN.

I CHANGE EVERY DAY LIKE

T-SHIRTS--WHITE, BLACK, GRAY.

FEEL ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST THE LIFE OF THE RUBB.

>> [laughs]

THE LIFE OF THE RUBB IS GOOD.

HOW'S LITTLE SIS?

>> OH, MAN, YOU KNOW, LITTLE SIS

HANGING LIKE WALLPAPER WITH

DUCT TAPE.

ONLY DON'T OPEN A WINDOW,

'CAUSE SHE MIGHT BLOW DOWN.

SHE'S DOING HER LITTLE THING

OUT THERE, MEETING A LOT OF RAP

PRODUCER AND SHIT, YOU KNOW,

BEING LITTLE SIS.

>> IS LITTLE SIS YOUR ACTUAL

LITTLE SIS?

>> NAH, WE GREW UP TOGETHER,

GOOD FRIENDS, AND, YOU KNOW,

WE LOCKED IN AND KIND OF

FOUND OUT.

WE BECAME FAMILY AT ONCE,

SO, YOU KNOW, I WAS BIG

BROTHER--LITTLE SIS.

BUBB RUBB AND LITTLE SIS.

IT WENT TOGETHER LIKE KETCHUP

ON FRIES, BABY.

>> YOU EVER PUT JUST A DOLLOP

OF MUSTARD IN YOUR KETCHUP

FOR FRIES?

>> NAH, IF I DO SOMETHING

MUSTARD, I MIGHT PUT A SLIGHT

OF MAYONNAISE OR SOMETHING,

BUT I DON'T GO MUSTARD, THOUGH.

>> OKAY.

>> BUBB RUBB SAUCE.

>> [laughs]

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

WE NEED BUBB RUBB SAUCE.

>> OH, MAN, THE WORLD WOULD BE

SO SAUCY WITH SOME BUBB

RUBB SAUCE.

>> YOU GO UP TO WINE COUNTRY?

>> OH, YEAH, MAN.

I GO SPEND ME A FEW,

YOU KNOW?

GO DOWN TO NAPA--YOU KNOW?

GET A SHOT--MUD A SHOT.

YOU KNOW, BUBB RUBB DO A LITTLE

SOMETHING, MAN.

I SPRINKLE IT AROUND LIKE

SEASONING, MAN.

YOU KNOW, I FLAVOR UP

EVERY SITUATION.

>> BUBB RUBB WINE.

>> OOH.

OOH.

>> YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF

A VINEYARD.

>> THAT'S A NICE--

THAT'S A NICE BLEND, BABY.

>> YOU EVER READ THE COMMENTS

THAT PEOPLE WRITE ON YOUR VIDEO?

>> OH, MAN, I WROTE--I READ SOME

SICK SHIT.

I READ SOME FUNNY SHIT,

AND I READ SOME--OOH.

>> THERE'S SOME FUCKED UP PEOPLE

IN THIS--

>> REALLY?

REALLY?

>> YES.

>> MAN, I SURE THINK

EVERYBODY SHOULD JUST STAND IN

THEIR BACKYARD.

BEFORE THEY EVEN WANT TO COME

OUTSIDE INTO THIS FUCKED UP

WORLD, THEY SHOULD JUST TAKE

A PEEK.

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT WINDOWS,

RIGHT?

OKAY.

NOT WINDOWS.COM.

DON'T USE THAT, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T

GET TOO FAR TO SMELL THE SHIT

THAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE.

>> HEY, WERE YOU THE ONE DRIVING

ON THAT PIECE?

BECAUSE THAT SEEMED LIKE YOU

ALMOST SIDESWIPED A CAR

AND RAN THE STOP SIGN.

>> YEAH, THEY ASKED FOR A SAMPLE

OF THE WHISTLE TIP.

WHAT OTHER WAY CAN WE DO IT?

>> YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF INTO

AN ACCIDENT, I BELIEVE.

>> I HAD TO STICK MY HEAD OUT

THE WINDOW, 'CAUSE I WAS IN

THE PASSENGER SEAT, TO LET THEM

KNOW, "HEY, DID Y'ALL SEE

WHAT WE DO?"

I SAID, "HIT THAT STOP SIGN,"

SO I HAD TO SEE AND LET 'EM

KNOW, "DID WE DO IT RIGHT?"

YOU FEEL ME?

>> YOU STILL WAKING PEOPLE UP

FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING?

>> LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK.

YOU SUPPOSED TO BE UP COOKING

BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING BY THEN,

SO THAT'S LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK.

WHOOP, WHOOP!

>> WHAT'S YOUR ALARM CLOCK

SOUND LIKE?

>> I DON'T HAVE ONE OF

THOSE, MAN.

[speaking indistinctly]

>> LADIES EVER ASK YOU TO DO

A LITTLE "WHOOP, WHOOP" ON THEM?

>> I GOT THREE MOVES, MAN.

I GOT THE FINISHER,

THE PUNISHER,

AND THE POWER TAPPER.

>> THE POWER TAPPER.

>> OOH.

>> I'M INTERESTED IN

THE FINISHER.

>> YOU PUT THEM THREE MOVES ON

HER, SHE OUT.

IN THE MORNING, CREDIT CARDS,

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

SHE GONNA BE COOKING YOU

BREAKFAST, AND I DIDN'T EVEN

HAVE TO USE THE "WHOOP, WHOOP"

ALARM CLOCK EITHER.

>> WHAT'S THE NEXT BIG THING?

>> MAN, I'M A TRENDSETTER AND

A WEATHERMAN.

YOU KNOW, I'MA KEEP IT GOING,

BABY.

LONG AS IT SNOWING, I GOT MY

UMBRELLA, FELLA.

I AIN'T GETTING WET.

>> BOSS, BOSS, I CAN'T REACH

THE HOOD.

>> DID YOU GUYS TRY MAKING

A PYRAMID?

>> GREAT CALL, BOSS.

HEY, GUYS!

>> THAT'S WHY I'M IN CHARGE.

ALL RIGHT, BUBB RUBB, YOUR

CAR'S FINISHED.

I HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT WE DID

WITH IT.

>> MAN, AS LONG YOU PUT THE TIP

ON MY WHIP, I KNOW IT'S GONNA

BE READY.

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