July 10, 2012 - Kid Juggalo

  • 07/10/2012

Viewers submit "Slap, Lick, Fondle" videos, and the Juggalo Kid gets a Web Redemption.

CHALLENGES AND YOU KNOW IT'S

OFFICIALLY SUMMER WHEN KIDS

START [BLEEP]ING IN THE STREETS.

S THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR

DIET CONSISTS OF FROZEN BURRITOS

AND ENERGY DRINKS.

THERE'S NO NEED TO WIPE.

THERE'S A SPRINKLER A BLOCK

AHEAD.

I WISH YOU COULD DROP ONE OF

THOSE ON PRINCESS PEACH IN MARIO

KART.

CALL MY A FRUIT BOOTER ALL YOU

WANT BUT THAT'S WHY I STICK TO

ROLLER SKATING RINKS.

>> MR. SEX ON WHEELS, IT'S DISCO

XANADU TO THE GRAPEVINE.

STRAIGHT LEG KICK ON THE

ICEBERG.

THAT'S HOT.

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BUNNY HOP

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING THE

SUPER DROP.

ALL RIGHT, GROUP SKATE.

UH-OH, CLEAN UP ON TURN FOUR.

OH THE HUMANITY.

THE SMELL IS AWFUL BUT A NIGHT

ON SKATES IS ALWAYS FIRST RATE.

LADIES FIRST.

IT'S GETTING SLICK OUT THERE.

MY OH, MY.

YOU GOT E. COLI.

>> Tosh: FOR THOSE KEEP SCORE AT

HOME T

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE BEAT.

[♪♪♪]

>> A JUGGALOS CAN TAKE ANYBODY

IN THE THIRD DEGREE SPEAKY

CLOWNS NEVER GO DOWN EVEN IN

YOUR TOWN.

WE WON'T BE SLEEPING ONLY

CREEPING AND I'M NOT STEPPING

I'M OWN RAPPING.

STRUGGLERS ARE THE BEST.

DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ME.

I'LL [BLEEP] YOU UP.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Tosh: YOU BETTER PLUG IN THAT

SMOKE DETECTER BECAUSE HE JUST

SET THAT CASIO TRACK ON FIRE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY KANYE AND

HOVA HAVE TO WATCH THE THRONE.

THAT'S ANTHONY AND HE'S KNOWN IN

THE BIZ AS A JUGGALO WHICH MEANS

HE LOVE TO ICP.

I DON'T LIKE SAYING INSANE CLOWN

POSSE BUT IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN

WHITE TRASH ANONYMOUS.

THEY RAP ABOUT MURDER AND

VIOLENCE AND CAN BEAT RADIO HEAD

TO DEATH.

KISS DID IT THE IN 80s AROUND

RIHANNA DOES IT NOW TO HIDE HER

BRUISES.

ICP FANS ARE A BUNCH OF POORLY

EDUCATED CRACKERS LIKE THE

PEOPLE WHO WATCH THIS SHOW.

I'M GUILTY OF IT.

HERE'S ME IN MY CLASSIC FLORIDA

WHITE TRASH PHASE.

YOU KNOW I'M WEARING A WIFE

BEATER.

IF I WROTE A LETTER TO MY OLD

SELF IS DEAR DANIEL, YOU WERE

AWESOME.

ANTHONY WANTS TO JOIN A GROUP

WHERE IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO THROW

BOTTLES OF PISS AND

SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE THE MOST

INSANE IN THIS WEEK'S WEB

REDEMPTION.

[♪♪♪]

>> Tosh: WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS

WAS ANTHONY?

>> HERE.

>> Tosh: HEY, BUDDY.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

>> GET IN.

LET'S GET OUT OUT OF THIS CLOWN

MAKEUP.

>> YOU CLEAN UP WELL.

WE DID OUR BEST TO MAKE YOU FEEL

AT HOME HERE.

KIND OF SICK.

ANTHONY, FIRST THING'S FIRST.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 14.

>> Tosh: ARE YOU BIGGER MAN MOST

PEOPLE 14 YEARS OLD.

>> YEAH.

>> Tosh: MOST ARE TINY AND ALSO

A GIRL.

WE ALL GO THROUGH PHASES.

EVER DRESS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING?

>> NO.

>> Tosh: MAYBE NOT EVERYBODY

GOES THROUGH IT.

WHAT DOES ICP STAND FOR?

>> INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

THEY'RE ONE OF THE BEST.

>> Tosh: WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR

VIDEO'S BECOME SO POPULAR.

>> JUGGALOS AND OTHERS SUPPORT

ME.

>> Tosh: WHEN I SAW IT THE FIRST

THING THAT STRUCK WAS HOW YOUNG

YOU WERE AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A

TANK BUT HAVE A YOUNG PERSON'S

VOICE.

I THOUGHT LOOK AT THIS MONSTER

AND TALKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL

LITTLE ANGEL.

DO YOU ENJOY RAPPING?

>> YES, DO I.

>> Tosh: DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN

RAPS ARE DO YOU HAVE GHOST

WRITERS.

>> I WRITE THEM AND SOME I FREE

STYLE.

>> Tosh: HOW'S YOUR FLOW?

>> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK ON

IT LATELY.

>> Tosh: YOU KNOW THE BEST THING

TO DO?

>> WHAT.

>> Tosh: I ASSUME WOULD BE TO DO

WELL IN SCHOOL JUST BECAUSE YOU

COULD MAYBE INCREASE YOUR

VOCABULARY AND RHYME MORE WORST

WITH HATCHET.

>> CATCH IT, LATCH IT.

>> Tosh: SEE, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO.

THAT'S GOING TO LIMIT YOU.

DO YOU EVER FIX THAT SMOKE

DETECTER IN YOUR ROOM?

>> NO.

>> Tosh: DO YOU HOW MANY KIDS

BURN TO DEATH BECAUSE OF A

FAULTY SMOKE DETECTER?

>> NO.

>> Tosh: NEITHER DO I.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE 9 VOLT.

EVER TAKE YOUR TONGUE AND PUT IT

ON THE END OF THE 9 VOLT.

>> NO.

>> Tosh: PUT IT ON THE END OF

IT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Tosh: LIKE KISSING A GIRL.

>> YOU MAYBE.

>> Tosh: FOR ME, YEAH.

WHAT'S IT TAKE TO BE A JUGGALO?

>> HAVE YOU TO HAVE GUTS AND DO

WHAT WE DO

>> Tosh: WHAT IS DO WHAT WE DO?

>> BE YOURSELF MOSTLY.

>> Tosh: YOU MEAN PAINT YOUR

FACE?

>> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

>> Tosh: ARE THERE BLACK

JUGGALOS?

>> ALL RACES.

>> Tosh: YOU'LL GET THE CLOWN

MAKEUP AND WAR PAINT ALL MIXED

UP.

IT WILL BE WEIRD.

>> I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO

THE JUGGALOS THIS YEAR.

>> Tosh: WHERE IS IT?

>> ILLINOIS.

>> Tosh: BOTH OF THEM?

YOUR VIDEO IS VERY ENTERTAINING

BUT IT LACKS A CERTAIN THING?

>> WHAT?

>> Tosh: WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS

GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO

SPRUCE UP YOUR VIDEO A BIT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Tosh: WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT?

>> YEAH.

>> TONIGHT'S REDEMPTION IS FROM

THE HIP-HOP VERSION OF THE

MIGHTY DEATH POP FROM WHAT YOU

PSYCHOPATHS CRAVE.

SIT YOUR FLOPPY TITS DOWN AND

ENJOY.

>> IT'S CALLED US JUGGALOS.

CHECK, HERE'S THE BEAT.

[♪♪♪]

>> US JUGGALOS CAN'T TAKE

ANYBODY [BLEEP]ING.

I'LL BE BURNING IN THE THIRD

DEGREE.

CAN YOU CATCH IT?

TEST, TEST, TEST.

>> US JUGGALOS ARE THE BEST.

[BLEEP] THE REST.

WE'RE THE BEST.

I'M [BLEEP] YOU UP.

>> I JUST WANT CHAMPAGNE ONLY

GONNA TAKE ONE HIT.

>> YOU WANT TO GET BIT BY THE

DEVIL AND YES YOU'RE JUST A

PEBBLE.

>> US JUGGALOS ARE STRAIGHT RAPE

AND MURDER PROS.

WE'LL [BLEEP] AMERICA.

>> I'M STARTING TO GET DISSED.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S NOT WITH US.

HE'S A LITTLE TOO INSANE AND I'M

NOT TALKING ABOUT A TOUR BUS.

>> I TAKE NO [BLEEP].

I'M HARDCORE --

>> HEY, HEY.

>> Tosh: THERE'S A FINE LINE

BETWEEN BEING INSANE AND LACKING

COMMON DECENCY.

>> BEING A JUGGALO COMES WITH A

CERTAIN LEVEL OF DECORUM.

THE NINJA'S A LITTLE TOO INSANE.

>> WHOA, DON'T EVEN THINK BEFORE

IT, MAN.

>> THAT'S WEIRD HOW THE THREAT

OF VIOLENCE MAKES YOU REGAIN

YOUR BALANCE.

>> YEAH.

WE'RE LIKE THE INSANE FROWN

POSSE.

>> ANTHONY?

>> Tosh: THE PIE STORE WAS

CLOSED.

.

I HAD TO PUT WHIP

>> SO HERE WE ARE AT THE

CLOTHESPIN CHALLENGE.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> TAKE FIVE.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE ON MY

FACE I CAN GO.

>> 81.

WHOO!

>> Tosh: WHAT YOU GUYS DO ON

SATURDAY?

SOMETHING TELLS ME HE RAN OUT OF

CLOTHES PINS.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THE INTERNET

CHALLENGES ARE GETTING STALE.

THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE

THE THEM A SHOT IN THE ARM BY

CREATING MY PONE

>> THIS IS THE UNLUCKY CHARMS

CHALLENGE.

YOU TAKE ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS

OUT OF LUCKY CHARMS AND EAT THE

HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING [BLEEP]

THAT'S LEFT.

I'M NOW DOING E-MAILS.

I'M RUNNING 30 MINUTES LATE.

SEND.

I'M ABOUT TO DO THE NEGATIVE

MINT CHALLENGE.

THAT'S WHERE YOU REFUSE ANY MINT

OFFERED TO YOU FOR ONE FULL DAY.

>> YOU WANT A MINT?

>> NO!

>> Tosh: I'M ABOUT TO DO THE

NO-MIX YOGURT CHALLENGE.

EAT FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM WITHOUT

MIXING IT.

SO TART.

I'M DOING THE KENNY G CHALLENGE.

SET YOUR CAR STEREO TO SMOOTH

JAZZ.

DON'T CHANGE IT UNTIL YOU'VE

DRIVEN 300 MILES.

TRIP SET.

I HATE IT!

I HATE IT!

THIS IS THE AQUAFRESH CHALLENGE.

YOU CAN ONLY USE THE RED PORTION

TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE NO N

WORD CHALLENGE.

I GO A FULL 24 HOURS WITHOUT

SAYING ANY WORD THAT STARTS WITH

THE LETTER N.

HEY, CAN I HAVE A RAISE?

>> MAYBE.

>> WHAT FLAVOR DORITOS WOULD YOU

LIKE?

>> COOL RANCH, PLEASE.

>> WHAT'S UP?

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU CLEAN UP WELL.

WE DID OUR BEST TO MAKE YOU FEEL

AT HOME HERE.

IT'S KIND OF SICK.

>> THIS IS MORE OF YOU.

>> THAT'S ME?

>> MM-HMM.

>> I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED,

LIKE, DOLLS WITH THEIR HEADS

CHOPPED OFF,

AND BLOOD AND STUFF.

>> YEAH, BLOOD, BUT THAT'S,

LIKE, GIRLISH RIGHT BEHIND ME.

>> THAT'S GIRLISH?

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, I'M SORRY THAT WE

DIDN'T BUY MORE MANLY DOLLS.

ANTHONY, FIRST THING'S FIRST,

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 14.

>> ARE YOU BIGGER THAN MOST

YOUR--MOST PEOPLE 14 YEARS OLD?

>> YEAH.

>> WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD,

I WAS TINY.

I WAS ALSO A GIRL.

YOU KNOW, WE ALL GO THROUGH

THOSE PHASES.

DID YOU EVER DRESS IN WOMEN'S

CLOTHING?

>> NO.

>> HMM.

ALL RIGHT, MAYBE WE DIDN'T ALL

GO THROUGH THOSE.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MAKING

THESE VIDEOS?

>> MAYBE ABOUT THREE MONTHS.

>> DO YOU ENJOY RAPPING?

>> YES, I DO.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN

YOU GET OLDER?

>> MECHANIC AND RAPPING.

>> MECHANIC AND RAPPING?

>> MM-HMM.

>> WHICH ONE OF 'EM DO YOU THINK

YOU'LL BE BETTER AT?

>> I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY.

IT'S HARD TO SAY.

>> WHAT DOES I.C.P. STAND FOR?

>> INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

>> HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THEIR

MUSIC?

>> ONE OF THE BEST.

>> [laughs]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I FOUND THAT

FUNNY.

BUT IT JUST SEEMS--

IT SEEMED SINCERE.

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR VIDEOS

BECAME SO POPULAR?

>> JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES

SUPPORT ME.

>> SEE, WHEN I SAW THE VIDEO,

THE FIRST THING THAT STRUCK ME

WAS HOW YOUNG YOU WERE.

BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A TANK.

AND THEN YOU HAVE A YOUNG

PERSON'S VOICE...

>> ♪ US JUGGALOS CAN TAKE

♪ ANYBODY

>> SO THAT SHOCKED ME.

I WAS LIKE, HOLY COW,

LOOK AT THIS MONSTER,

AND HE TALKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL

LITTLE ANGEL.

DO YOU ENJOY RAPPING?

>> YES, I DO.

>> DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN RAPS?

ARE THEY WRITTEN--OR DO YOU HAVE

SOME GHOST WRITERS?

>> YEAH, I WRITE 'EM--

SOME OF 'EM I FREESTYLE.

>> HOW'S YOUR FLOW?

YOU THINK YOUR FLOW'S PRETTY

GOOD?

>> WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING

TO WORK ON IT LATELY.

♪ WE WON'T BE SLEEPING ♪

♪ONLY CREEPING ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT STEPPING ON ♪

♪I'M ONLY RAPPING ♪

>> YOU KNOW THE BEST THING

TO DO...

>> WHAT?

>> WELL, I ASSUME WOULD BE TO DO

WELL IN SCHOOL, JUST BECAUSE YOU

COULD MAYBE INCREASE YOUR

VOCABULARY, THEN RHYME A FEW

MORE WORDS WITH HATCHET.

>> CATCH IT, LATCH IT...

>> SEE, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO.

THAT'S GONNA LIMIT YOU.

WHERE DID YOU FILM YOUR VIDEOS?

>> MY ROOM.

>> DID YOU EVER FIX THAT

SMOKE DETECTOR IN YOUR ROOM?

>> NO.

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS

EVERY YEAR BURN TO DEATH BECAUSE

OF A FAULTY SMOKE DETECTOR?

>> NO.

>> WELL, NEITHER DO I,

BUT I'D HOPE IT'S LOW.

THE PROBLEM IS, NOBODY HAS

A 9-VOLT BATTERY LYING AROUND.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE [bleep]

SMOKE DETECTORS TAKE 9-VOLTS.

PUT AAs IN THERE,

SAVE A LOT OF LIVES.

BUT, NO, YOU GOT TO KEEP

THE 9-VOLT COMPANY IN BUSINESS.

YOU EVER TAKE YOUR TONGUE AND

PUT IT ON THE END OF A 9-VOLT?

>> NO.

>> SOMEBODY GIVE ME A FRESH

9-VOLT.

YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TONGUE,

AND JUST PUT--PUT IT ON THE END

OF IT.

>> AH!

>> [laughs]

>> THAT'S WEIRD.

>> IT'S LIKE KISSING A GIRL.

>> FOR YOU, MAYBE.

>> FOR ME, YEAH.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE

A JUGGALO?

>> YOU GOT TO HAVE GUTS

AND DO WHAT WE DO, AND--

>> WHAT IS "DO WHAT WE DO"?

>> BE YOURSELF, MOSTLY.

>> BY "BE YOURSELF" THOUGH,

YOU MEAN COVER--PAINT YOUR FACE?

>> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

>> DO YOU LIKE TO PAINT YOUR

FACE?

>> YES, I DO.

>> DO YOU PAINT YOUR FACE

THE SAME EVERY TIME?

>> YES.

>> IS THAT A RULE?

>> NO, ACTUALLY,

I JUST CAME UP WITH MY OWN

FACE PAINT, SO I JUST DID IT

LIKE THAT.

>> OKAY, BUT I MEAN,

CAN YOU MIX IT UP?

CAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF A SAD FACE

ONE DAY...

>> YEAH.

>> AND A HAPPY FACE THE NEXT?

>> YEP.

>> THAT DOESN'T GET YOU KICKED

OUT OF THE JUGGALOS?

>> ONLY IF YOU'RE CONSIDERED

A FAKE, OR--

>> WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE TO DO

TO BE CONSIDERED A FAKE?

>> CALL I.C.P. GAY, [bleep],

WORSE.

>> WELL, YOU CAN'T--

YOU CAN'T CALL 'EM THAT.

>> NO.

>> YOU SHOULDN'T USE THAT

LANGUAGE PERIOD.

>> YEAH.

>> HAS YOUR MOM EVER WASHED YOUR

MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP?

>> NO.

>> 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A POTTY

MOUTH, AM I RIGHT?

>> OKAY.

>> ARE THERE ANY BLACK JUGGALOS?

>> ALL RACES.

>> ALL RACES?

NATIVE AMERICAN JUGGALOS?

>> WELL, MAYBE.

>> OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE

CLOWN MAKEUP AND THE WAR PAINT

ALL MIXED UP.

IT'S GONNA LOOK WEIRD.

WHAT IS SHANGRI-LA?

>> IT'S WHERE WE GO WHEN WE DIE.

>> IS IT NEAR HEAVEN?

>> YEAH.

>> OR IS IT HEAVEN?

>> IT'S NEAR HEAVEN.

>> SUBURB?

>> MAYBE.

>> WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET INTO

SHANGRI-LA?

>> BEING REAL.

>> YOUR WHOLE LIFE?

>> MM-MM.

>> WHAT ABOUT JUST, LIKE,

THE VERY END?

>> YEAH.

>> WILL I GET INTO SHANGRI-LA

EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A JUGGALO?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S NOT FOR ME TO DECIDE.

>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION--

WHO DECIDES?

>> THE GODS.

>> HOW MANY GODS ARE THERE?

>> WELL, THERE'S EIGHT JOKE

CARDS, SO EIGHT GODS.

>> SO TECHNICALLY I.C.P. CREATED

GOD?

>> SHANGRI-LA GOD,

STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, OKAY.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

IT'S NO MORE CONFUSING THAN THE

OTHER RELIGION EITHER.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE I.C.P.

ALBUM?

MINE'S THE GREAT MILENKO.

>> YEAH.

>> THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TOO?

WHICH VERSION OF THE MIGHTY

DEATH POP ARE YOU GONNA GET?

>> PROBABLY THE RED.

>> SAME HERE.

I HATE THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH

IN COMMON.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO

THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS?

>> NO, I WAS THINKING OF GOING

THIS YEAR.

>> WHERE IS IT?

>> ILLINOIS.

>> "ILLINOIS."

BOTH OF 'EM?

[laughs]

YOUR VIDEO IS VERY ENTERTAINING,

BUT IT LACKS A CERTAIN

JE NE SAIS QUOI.

>> SAY WHAT?

>> WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS GIVE

YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPRUCE UP

YOUR VIDEO A BIT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> WORLD WANTS TO KNOW,

YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT?

>> YEAH.

FINALLY LAST WEEK I INTRODUCED

EVERYBODY TO THE NEW GAME I MADE

UP, SLAP, LICK FONDLE AND YOU

HAD A FIELD DAY WITH IT.

ENJOY.

>> SLAP, LICK, FONDLE, MUTHA

[BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU LIKE THAT?

>> YOU DON'T PAINT YOUR BALLS

YOU FONDLE THEM, MAN.

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