June 9, 2010 - Look at This Horse Guy

  • 06/09/2010

Look at This Horse Guy gets a Web Redemption, and Tosh asks Tweeters about their summer plans.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE WORLD'S

MOST LAID BACK BIKER GANG.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN.

THE NEW SEASON OF "SONS OF

ANARCHY" LOOKS BORING.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE THOUGHT

OF A WAY TO MAKE RIDING A

MOTORCYCLE LESS SAFE.

[LAUGHTER]

AT LEAST HE'S NOT TEXTING.

I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL ROUGH

RIDER, BITCHES.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH!

THANK YOU DMX FOR GIVING US

VESPA OWNERS AN ANTHEM.

[LAUGHTER]

TALK IS CHEAP, [BLEEP].

>> I HATE IT WHEN GUYS WEAR

SKINNY JEANS.

I HATE WHEN YOU BUY A MOVIE LIKE

I DO AND THEY HAVE IT IN THIS

STUPID ASS COVER.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET INTO A

FIGHT AND THEY START CLAPPING

THEIR HANDS LIKE, THIS I HATE IT

WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING AND YOU

DON'T USE A TURN SIGNAL.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GIVE ME A

CARD THAT DON'T SING TO ME.

IT'S NOT [BLEEP] CUTE.

I HATE IT WHEN I'M ON CHAT

ROULETTE AND TRYING TO TALK TO

SOMEBODY AND ALL I SEE IS PENIS.

>> SOMETHING TELLS ME HE DOESN'T

HATE ALL THE GUYS ON CHAT

ROULETTE.

THAT WAS AN "I HATE" VIDEO.

SADLY, THEY ARE STARTING TO

BECOME REALLY POPULAR.

SO I WAS FORCED TO MAKE MY OWN.

>> I HATE GUYS THAT CALL ME

CHIEF.

I HATE THAT MY GIRLFRIEND SLEEPS

WITH A MOUTH GUARD.

I HATE MY GIRLFRIEND.

I HATE PEOPLE THAT BREATHE

HEAVILY.

I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.

THAT IS NOT GOOD.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAPE THINGS

TO WALLS.

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PROPERLY

FRAME IT, THEN IT'S PROBABLY NOT

WALL-WORTHY.

I ALSO HATE WHEN FAT PEOPLE

DON'T WAS ON AN ESCALATOR.

I HATE WHEN MY STRAIGHT FRIENDS

WON'T LOOK AT MY [BLEEP].

I HATE WHEN HOMELESS PEOPLE TRY

TO SHAKE MY HAND AFTER I GIVE

THEM MONEY.

I HATE LARGE NIPPLES AND SMALL

NIPPLES.

I HATE HANDICAPPED PARKING

SPOTS.

WHY DO YOU GET TO PARK SO CLOSE.

AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE

MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN I AM.

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE YOUNGER.

I HATE IT WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I

DON'T WATCH "30 ROCK" AND THEY

SAY IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER.

>> I HATE THE GO THAT TAKES THE

BEACH BALL TO THE CONCERT.

OH REALLY?

GOOD CALL.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HOLD THEIR

EARS WHEN AN AMBULANCE GOES BY.

I HATE SHOWS ABOUT CAKE.

I HATE PEOPLE LAUGH SOMETIMES

WHEN I TELL THEM HOW GOOD

LOOKING I THINK I AM.

I HATED WHEN THERE'S NUTS IN MY

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.

I HATE MARTIN LAWRENCE.

I HATE GAY MEN ARE THE ONLY ONES

ALLOWED TO WAVE WITH TWO HANDS.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

THIS NEXT GUY IS A TOTAL

"BUTTERFACE."

NICE HAT.

NOT A HAT, NOT A HAT.

THAT LOOKS MALIGNANT.

LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

COMMENTS WE CAN MAKE.

I THINK HIS HAIR HAS CANCER.

[LAUGHTER]

NOTHING HEAD AND SHOULDERS CAN'T

TAKE CARE OF.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE DANDRUFF.

EXACTLY.

[LAUGHTER]

DUCK, DUCK -- UGHH!

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S PART BIRCH.

THAT MUST BE A GREAT

CONVERSATION STARTER ON FIRST

DATES.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE

IRON CURTAIN.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

[BLEEP]

>> WHAT A DICK!

LET'S GRAB THAT VIDEO BY THE

BALLS AND JERK OUT THE DETAILS

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[APPLAUSE]

AH, MOTHER RUSSIA.

A WONDERFUL PLACE TO GET

HAMMERED ON VODKA OR PICK A

BARGAIN WIFE.

[LAUGHTER]

USUALLY WHEN TWO WHITE GUYS ARE

FIGHTING I TUNE OUT, BUT THIS

KID LOOKS PRETTY CONFIDENT IN

HIS SEXY BOY SHORTS.

SERGEI STRIKES FIRST WITH A

VICIOUS RIGHT HOOK.

IT IS GOING TO TAKE SOME SORT OF

MIRACLE FOR IVAN TO WIN THIS

FIGHT NOW.

OKAY.

THAT IS A SOLID TACTICAL MOVE.

IVAN GRABS SERGEI BY THE

BABUSHKA, ALSO KNOWN AS "THE

RUSSIAN DRY RUB."

IS HE TRYING TO RIP IT OFF OR

MILK IT?

[LAUGHTER]

I HOPE SARAH PALIN CAN'T SEE

THIS FROM HER HOUSE.

[LAUGHTER]

HOLD -- HIS PANTS CAME DOWN JUST

LIKE KING HIPPO.

[LAUGHTER]

HE'S HOLDING ONTO HIS JUNK WITH

BOTH HANDS, BUT IS STILL

REFUSING TO USE HIS MOUTH.

COME ON.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUNCH A GUY

WHEN YOUR WEENIE'S IN HIS MOUTH.

[LAUGHTER]

I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY.

[BLEEP]

HE'S NOT LETTING GO.

HE'S GOT IT BY THE ROOT.

IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE MANSCAPING

HASN'T QUITE CAUGHT ON IN

MOSCOW.

[LAUGHTER]

HIS PUBES LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE

STUPID HATS THEY WEAR OVER

THERE.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, I'M ALSO IMPRESSED WITH HIS

STAMINA, I CAN'T HAVE MY

PACKAGED FONDLED THAT LONG

WITHOUT FINISHING.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,

GIRLS THAT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THE SECOND MOST VIOLENT

[BLEEP] I'VE EVER SEEN ENDS AT

THE 1:48 MARK WHEN DAD COMES IN

AND SLAPS THE WINNER.

NOW GO WASH YOUR HANDS, COMRADE,

YOUR BORSCHT IS READY.

BORSCHT AGAIN!

[LAUGHTER]

THANKFULLY A SPY WAS ABLE TO

CAPTURE THIS FOO

THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

[APPLAUSE]

ELLIOT?

>> DANIEL?

>> THANKS FOR MEETING ME IN A

FIELD.

>> HAPPY TO BE HERE.

>> GOT YOU ONE OF THESE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THAT'S TO CATCH HORSES.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY STABLE.

BEAUTIFUL.

I BOUGHT US A COUPLE DOZEN

HORSES.

ARE YOU READY TO RELEASE THE

HORSES?

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> AND THEY'RE OFF!

>> IN YOUR OWN WORDS, DESCRIBED

WHAT HAPPENED.

>> THAT NETWORK WAS IN TROUBLE

AFTER BEING AROUND FOR SEVERAL

YEARS.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS SORT OF THE

END.

AS IMPORTANT AS IT WAS TO BE A

PROFESSIONAL ON THE AIR, IT WAS

ALSO IMPORTANT TO ENTERTAIN

OURSELVES.

AND THE CLIP WAS THE BYPRODUCT

OF A LOT OF BOREDOM AND A LOT OF

FATIGUE.

>> YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU KNEW

THE WHOLE TIME THAT YOU WERE

LOOKING AT A MOTH OR A

BUTTERFLY?

>> I DID KNOW.

HORSE [BLEEP].

>> I DID.

IT'S CLEAR.

IF YOU WANT ME TO IDENTIFY.

>> WAS THERE A TELEPROMPTER?

>> THERE WAS NO TELEPROMPTER.

>> WERE YOU TOLD A IT WAS A

PICTURE OF A BUTTERFLY AND YOU

SAY HORSE?

>> I THOUGHT IDENTIFYING IT AS A

MOTH WOULDN'T BE AS AMUSING IT

AS IDENTIFYING IT AS SOMETHING

ELSE.

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS SOMEBODY

WOULD RECORD THAT.

>> SO YOU WERE UNAWARE ON THE

HOME SHOPPING NETWORK YOU WERE

BEING FILMED?

>> PEOPLE THINK I DON'T KNOW THE

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE AND A

MOTH.

>> HERE'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT WAS

INTENTIONAL.

I BELIEVE YOU WERE STARING AND

IT WAS A PERIPHERAL GLANCE AND

THAT I ASSUMED THERE WAS

PROBABLY A TELEPROMPTER THAT

SAID YOU'RE LOOKING AT A PICTURE

OF A HORSE.

TO ME IT WAS A NEVER A SHOT AT

OH, THIS HOST OF THIS SHOW IS

DUMB.

IT'S JUST OH, THEY WROTE IN THE

WRONG THING ON THE TELEPROMPTER

AND HE'S STILL LOOKING AT IT.

THAT'S WHERE MOST PEOPLE ARE

COMING FROM.

>> I APPRECIATE THAT.

IF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON

YOUTUBE, YOU'D SEE THERE'S A

DARKER --

>> AGAIN, I FEEL YOU WENT TO

WRONG WAY.

MINUS THE SILLY COMMENTS THAT

PEOPLE WROTE.

I DON'T THINK ANYONE TRULY

THOUGHT IT WAS A STUPID --

>> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.

IF PEOPLE LIKE IT BETTER TO

THINK THAT I GENUINELY SCREWED

UP, I'M HAPPY FOR THAT TO BE IT.

I GENUINELY THOUGHT IT WAS A

HORSE.

>> WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE

PITCHMAN?

>> I LIKE THE GUY FROM THE SHAM

WOW COMMERCIAL.

>> WHY DO YOU THINK HE BEAT THAT

HOOKER UP?

>> IT'S HARD TO KNOW.

>> SALES PEOPLE, ALWAYS TRYING

TO GET THE LOWEST PRICE.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS VIDEO

WILL HAUNT YOU?

>> PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY

LIFE.

>> PROBABLY TRUE.

>> NERVOUS?

>> NOT AT ALL.

>> WOW.

I TELL YOU WHAT, I HAVE HORSES

IN MY STOMACH.

YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

BUTTERFLIES AND A HORSE.

>> YES.

>> IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE IT

TO EVERYBODY.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOU

READY FOR ANOTHER SHOT?

>> I'M READY.

>> I'M GOING TO THROW A FEW

SURPRISES AT YOU.

>> OKAY.

>> GET THEM!

>> OKAY.

>> LOOK AT THAT HORSE.

THE BUSHY TAIL, THE BIG TEETH.

MY PRODUCER TOLD ME THIS ISN'T A

HORSE, IT'S A BUTTERFLY.

>> SO I JUST CLICK PRINT AND

WE'LL PRINT THAT OUT.

WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR THAT TO

PRINT, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

REALLY IMPRESSIVE.

REMEMBER THE PICTURE OF THE

HORSE I SHOWED YOU EARLIER, HERE

IT IS BLOWN UP.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HORSE.

>> THIS HORSE SEEMS WHITE

TRASHY.

>> YOU THINK THAT'S IMPRESSIVE?

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HORSE.

>> THAT IS AN UGLY HORSE.

SHE'S HARD TO LOOK AT.

>> HERE'S ANOTHER PICTURE OF

SOME DUDES PLAYING HORSE.

AND THEN THERE'S THIS PICTURE OF

SOME WHORES.

>> ANOTHER PICTURE.

>> A GREAT CAMERA.

>> A GREAT CAMERA.

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE CELEBRITY

WHORES.

>> GREAT CAMERA.

>> GOOD RESOLUTION.

AND FINALLY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS

HORSE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> WELL, IN YOUR OWN WORDS,

DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED.

>> THAT NETWORK WAS IN TROUBLE,

AND AFTER BEING AROUND FOR

SEVERAL YEARS, IT LOOKED LIKE IT

WAS SORT OF THE END, AND THERE

WEREN'T A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE

WATCHING US AT THAT POINT.

>> OKAY.

>> AND SO AS IMPORTANT AS IT WAS

TO BE A PROFESSIONAL ON THE AIR,

IT WAS ALSO SORT OF IMPORTANT TO

ENTERTAIN OURSELVES, AND AFTER A

PARTICULARLY LONG STRETCH OF

BEING ON TELEVISION AND NOT

HAVING A LOT OF SUCCESS WITH IT,

WE STARTED TO TRY TO FIND WAYS

TO AMUSE OURSELVES IN THE

STUDIO.

AND THE CLIP OF ME REFERRING TO

THE NOW-FAMOUS MOTH AS A HORSE

WAS SORT OF THE BY-PRODUCT OF A

LOT OF BOREDOM AND A LOT OF

FATIGUE.

>> YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU

KNEW THE WHOLE TIME THAT YOU

WERE LOOKING AT A MOTH OR A

BUTTERFLY.

>> I DID KNOW THE WHOLE TIME.

I'M ABLE TO IDENTIFY THE--

>> HORSESHIT.

>> I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR.

IF YOU WANT ME TO IDENTIFY ANY

ONE OF THESE FLYING ANIMALS

RIGHT NOW, I'M HAPPY TO DO IT

FOR YOU.

>> WAS THERE A TELEPROMPTER?

>> THERE WAS NO TELEPROMPTER.

>> WERE YOU TOLD THAT IT WAS A

PICTURE OF A BUTTERFLY, AND YOU

WERE JUST LIKE, "I'M JUST GONNA

SAY HORSE"?

>> WELL, SEE, WHEN I PICKED IT

UP AND LOOKED AT IT, I DECIDED

THAT IDENTIFYING IT AS A MOTH

WOULDN'T BE AMUSING AS

IDENTIFYING IT AS SOMETHING

ELSE.

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT

SOMEONE WOULD RECORD THAT, TAKE

THAT CLIP, AND PUT IT ON THE

INTERNET.

>> SO YOU WERE UNAWARE THAT

WHILE ON THE HOME SHOPPING

NETWORK YOU WERE BEING FILMED?

>> PEOPLE THINK THAT I DON'T

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A

HORSE AND A MOTH.

>> WELL, HERE'S WHAT I THOUGHT

JUST WATCHING IT FROM AN

OUTSIDER.

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE THAT IT

WAS INTENTIONAL.

I BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE STARING,

AND THAT IT WAS JUST A

PERIPHERAL GLANCE, AND THAT YOU

DIDN'T FULLY EVEN NOTICE.

YOU'RE MOVING SO MANY PRODUCTS

THROUGHOUT THE DAY THAT, HOW CAN

YOU BE SO TIED DOWN TO EACH AND

EVERY THING?

>> WHAT I FOUND SURPRISING WAS

THAT MORE PEOPLE DIDN'T THINK IT

WAS A JOKE, BUT I GUESS PEOPLE

ARE SO WILLING OT BELIEVE THAT

I'M THAT DUMB.

>> TO ME, IT WAS NEVER A SHOT

AT, "OH, THIS HOST OF THE SHOW

IS DUMB."

IT'S JUST THAT, "OH, THEY WROTE

IN THE WRONG IN THE PROMPTER,

AND HE DIDN'T REALLY LOOK AT IT,

AND HE'S STILL SELLING THIS

HORSE.

IT' A MOTH."

AND I THINK THAT'S WHERE MOST

PEOPLE ARE COMING FROM.

>> I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT IF YOU

READ SOME OF THE COMMENTS ON

YOUTUBE, YOU'D SEE THAT THERE IS

A DARKER OPINION.

>> WELL, LISTEN, I HAVE A

TELEVISION SHOW BASED ON THE

INTERNET.

I KNOW HOW HORRIBLE, MEAN

EVERYBODY IS.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE LOYAL FANS THAT

SPEND ALL DAY CALLING ME A

FAGGOT, SO I'M--

>> LOYAL FANS THAT DID THAT.

>> WELL, BUT THEY ARE LOYAL.

THEY SPENDS TONS OF MONEY TO

WATCH MY SHOWS, BUT ONLINE, IT'S

FUN TO--YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE A

NORMAL EVERYDAY MEAN GUY, WHEN

YOU TYPE, YOU BECOME, USUALLY, A

CRAZY, HOMOPHOBIC RACIST.

>> AND THAT'S FAIR, BUT IMAGINE

THE SHAME I LIVE WITH EVERY DAY

WHEN I GO TO YOUTUBE, AND ALL

THE COMMENTS ARE THERE TALKING

ABOUT WHAT AN IDIOT I AM, HOW I

CLEARLY HAVEN'T GRADUATED HIGH

SCHOOL.

>> WHY ARE YOU READING THE

COMMENTS?

DO YOU READ THEM?

>> OF COURSE.

>> WHAT ARE SOME OF THE MOST

RIDICULOUS THINGS PEOPLE HAVE

WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?

>> JUST GENERAL DISPARAGING

COMMENTS ABOUT MY INTELLECT.

>> WHO PUT IT ONLINE?

>> I HAVE NO IDEA, AND IF I HAD

TO GUESS, IT WAS PROBABLY

SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED FOR

THE SHOPPING NETWORK.

>> HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT VIDEO

PUT ONLINE?

>> MAYBE THREE YEARS AGO.

>> AND HOW QUICKLY DID IT BECOME

POPULAR?

>> PRETTY QUICKLY.

>> HAS ANYBODY EVER RECOGNIZED

YOU IN PUBLIC?

>> YEAH, PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU.

I MEAN, THEY RECOGNIZE ME MORE

FOR THE TIMES I'M ON TV THAN THE

YOUTUBE CLIPS, BECAUSE--

>> YOU THINK MORE PEOPLE HAVE

SEEN YOU ON TELEVISION THAN

YOUTUBE?

>> NO, PROBABLY NOT, TO BE FAIR,

BUT ON THE YOUTUBE CLIP, YOU

DON'T REALLY SEE ME THAT MUCH.

YOU MORE SEE THIS BIG, GIANT

HORSE...MOTH AND THEN HEAR MY

VOICE.

BUT I DID GET TO--THEY USED THE

CLIP IN THE MOVIE UP,

THE PIXAR MOVIE.

SO PEOPLE HEARD MY VOICE IN

THAT, AND I GOT A LOT OF--

>> WAIT, WAIT, I SAW THE MOVIE

UP, AND I DON'T RECALL THIS.

>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU REMEMBER IN

THE MOVIE--SPOILER ALERT--

THE GUY'S WIFE DIES, AND HE'S

HIT ROCK BOTTOM, AND IF YOU WANT

TO DEMONSTRATE THAT SOMEONE HAS

HIT ROCK BOTTOM, I THINK ONE OF

THE EASIEST WAYS TO DO THAT IS

TO HAVE HIM SITTING ALONE IN A

HOUSE WATCHING TV SHOPPING,

RIGHT?

AND THERE I AM.

I'M ON TV SELLING--

>> OH, BUT NOT THE HORSE CLIP.

>> IT'S FROM THAT CLIP, YEAH.

>> WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE

PITCHMAN?

>> BILLY MAYS WAS ALWAYS GOOD.

I LIKE THE GUY FROM THE

SHAMWOW COMMERCIAL.

>> WHY DO YOU THINK HE BEAT THAT

HOOKER UP?

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO KNOW.

I MEAN--

>> MAYBE HE WAS HAGGLING, YOU

KNOW, SALESPEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING

TO GET THE LOWEST PRICE.

ARE YOU A GOOD SALESPERSON?

>> I GUESS THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT

A "GOOD" SALESPERSON IS.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I ASSUME SOMEBODY THAT SELLS A

LOT.

>> YEAH, SURE.

WHY NOT?

>> WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO, FOR

INSTANCE, IF I WERE TO ASK YOU

TO SELL THESE NETS, THESE HORSE

NETS?

>> THESE PRACTICALLY SELL

THEMSELVES.

>> OH, REALLY?

I LIKE HOW YOU STARTED.

IT'S JUST STRONG.

>> DO YOU HAVE HORSES IN YOUR

BACKYARD THAT WON'T GO AWAY?

DO YOU WANT A HUMANITARIAN

SOLUTION, BUT THERE ISN'T ONE

OUT THERE?

THEN THE HORSE NET IS FOR YOU.

IT'S MADE OF THE FINEST FABRICS

THAT ARE SAFE FOR HORSES BUT

ALSO EASILY WASHABLE.

WITH THE LARGE OPENING, YOU'RE

ABLE TO GET IT AROUND ANY SIZE

HORSE THAT YOU MANY HAVE A

PROBLEM WITH, AND WITH THE

BEAUTIFUL BAMBOO HANDLE, IT NOT

ONLY MAKES A STATEMENT IN YOUR

HOME, BUT IT'S COMFORTABLE TO

HOLD.

THE BEST PART: IT'S AVAILABLE ON

FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF $199, AND

WE CAN HAVE IT OUT TO YOU NOW,

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO CALL TO GET

YOUR HORSE NET TODAY.

>> IT'S PRETTY INCREDIBLE,

PRETTY INCREDIBLE.

I MEAN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GO

HOMELESS.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

I DID TELEMARKETING FOR A WHILE.

>> DID YOU?

>> YEAH, FOR QUITE SOME TIME AND

MADE TONS OF MONEY DOING IT.

>> AND PEOPLE LIKED YOU?

>> I MEAN, I MADE UP A FAKE

CHARACTER AND JUST LIED TO

PEOPLE.

>> SEE, NOW, THAT'S THE KIND OF

THING THAT I WOULDN'T ADMIT TO.

>> GIVE ME THE ULTIMATE TIPS TO

BE A GREAT SALESMAN ON

TELEVISION.

>> YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE

PRODUCT.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S STOP WITH

THE FIRST ONE.

>> OKAY, SO...

>> THE ONE THAT YOU CLAIM THAT

YOU ARE NOT.

>> WELL, NO, I AM HONEST.

>> YOU--NO, YOU SAID YOU HAVE TO

BE HONEST, AND YOU SAID YOU

CLEARLY WERE DOING THIS ON

PUR--YOU WERE LYING AND

DECEIVING ON PURPOSE.

>> THAT WASN'T LYING AND

DECEIVING.

I WAS HAVING A LAUGH WITH THE

CUSTOMER THAT WAS WATCHING.

>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY, SO HONEST IS

ONE.

>> HONEST, YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR

PRODUCT IN-DEPTH.

YOU HAVE TO BE QUICK ON YOUR

FEET, BECAUSE IT'S LIVE.

THERE'S NO TELEPROMPTER.

THERE'S NO ONE TO CORRECT YOUR

MISTAKES, AS I THINK EVERYBODY'S

SEEN.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S

NO--YOU CLEARLY SAID AT THE END,

"I'M BEING TOLD NOW THAT IT IS A

BUTTERFLY."

>> BECAUSE YOU WHERE AN IFB,

WHICH, AS YOU KNOW, IS ONE OF

THOSE EARPIECES, AND THE

PRODUCER CAN SAY IN YOUR EAR,

"YOU'VE JUST IMPROPERLY

IDENTIFIED A MOTH AS A HORSE."

>> WERE THE PRODUCERS YELLING AT

YOU WHILE YOU WERE DOING IT?

>> THE PRODUCERS WERE SAYING

THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK

ON TRACK.

>> HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS

VIDEO WILL HAUNT YOU?

>> PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY

LIFE.

>> THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE.

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