March 27, 2012 - Cliff Jumper

  • 03/27/2012

Cliff Jumper gets a Web Redemption, viewers love hardcore parkour, and Daniel dissects a robbery.

KEEP UP WITH OUR BLOG, I CAN'T

WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL ON TOUR.

I ASKED YOU TO GET OFF YOUR ASS

ONCE A DAY AND ENJOY 30 SECONDS

OF HARD CORE PAR CORE.

LITTLE DID I KNOW IT WOULD TAKE

AMERICA BY STORM.

STOP.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

>> I AM GETTING ON TOSH.O.

>> NOT HARD

>> IF YOU ARE TRAVELING 80 MILES

PER HOUR HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE

YOU TO GO 80 MILES?

WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHELS?

>> I RUN A MILE IN 9 MINUTES.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE TIRING TURNING

THING?

DO YOU THINK THAT EFFECTS IT.

>> I AM GUESSING 400 TURNS IN A

MILE.

>> THAT IS GUESSING CALCULATION?

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD

WORK THAT OUT.

IT HAS TO TAKE AT LEAST 15

MINUTES OR SOMETHING.

>> 15 MINUTES, PRETTY CLOSE.

>> HOW DID YOU GET THAT?

>> YOU CAN GUESSTIMATE IT.

>> I AM NOT GUESSTIMATING.

I AM USING MATH AND SCIENCE.

>> DON'T SIT THERE AND JUDGE

HER, SHE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO GET

A MAN THAT KNEW THE ANSWER TO

MARRY HER.

AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO, I

HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE

HELP ME WELCOME CHELSEA AND

TRAVIS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> GLAD TO BE HERE.

>> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

>> WE HAVE DONE BETTER.

>> ARE YOU MAD AT TRAVIS FOR

PUTTING THAT ON LINE?

>> HONESTLY, I WAS TICKED.

I AM OKAY NOW.

>> TRAVIS, DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR

WIFE SMART?

>> SHE FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO

SAY MIDDLE SCHOOL.

>> TRAVIS, DO YOU FANTASIZE

ABOUT HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH

OTHER WOMEN?

>> ACTUALLY, HAVEN'T.

>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A SEX

TAPE.

THAT WILL PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT

THE OTHER TAPE.

>> NO.

>> I DON'T THINK SO.

>> I AM SURE YOU ARE AN

INTELLIGENT WOMAN, CHELSEA.

YOU KNOW WHAT MILES PER HOUR

MEANS, RIGHT?

I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

>> I DON'T WANT A LOT OF

QUESTIONS.

>> WHAT IS FASTER A CHEETAH

GOING 70 MILES PER HOUR OR A

CAR?

>> I WOULD SAY BOTH.

[LAUGHTER] I AM GOING TO HAVE

YOU GIVE YOU PARTIAL CREDIT.

>> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU KNOW

MORE ABOUT THAN YOUR HUSBAND?

>> KIDS.

>> SHE'LL COACH ME THROUGH

TALKING TO KIDS.

SHE IS STRONG.

I AM NOT SMART WITH AT ALL.

>> SHOCKING SHE WOULD HAVE SO

MUCH IN COMMON WITH FIVE YEAR

OLDS.

[LAUGHTER].

WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THAT

VIDEO?

>> LET'S JUST SAY THAT WHOLE

TIME WE HAD JUST FINISHED FINALS

AT SCHOOL.

WE WERE BOTH SUPER TIRED.

I WAS TO TIRED.

WE WERE TRAVELING AND I DON'T

LIKE CARS.

>> THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

[LAUGHTER].

HAVE PEOPLE BEEN MAKING MEAN

COMMENTS? >> I AM THE WORLD'S

WORST HUSBAND RIGHT NOW ON THE

INTERNET.

>> ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.

THINK ABOUT KOBE AND HIS WIFE.

>> A FEW YEARS AGO HE RAPE ADD

WOMAN.

>> I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

THAT WASN'T HIS WIFE.

OH I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING>>

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY?

>> I WISH I WOULDN'T HAVE POSTED

IT.

I FEEL BAD.

PUT HER THROUGH A LOT THE LAST

FEW DAYS.

WE DEFINITELY WEREN'T LOOKING TO

BE FAMOUS.

>> IF WE CAN LEARN ANYTHING FROM

THIS VIDEO, MAKE SURE YOU GIVE

THE WOMEN YOU ARE

>> I THINK HITTING THE CLIFF ON

THE WAY DOWN, THAT IS ZACH.

SPRING BREAK IS A TRADITION

WHERE STUDENTS CHUG LIQUOR.

IT IS LIKE A MORMON MISSION FOR

PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN

BRAINWASHED.

COLLEGE STUDENTS NEED A BREAK

FROM THEIR YEAR OF DRINKING AND

PARTYING.

YOU NEED A PAIR OF SHADES,

RUBBERS AND NINE OTHERS TO SHARE

-- THE MINUTE I PULL OUT MY

DNB'S, I AM A REGISTERED SEX

OFFENDER.

IF YOU DON'T BUILD A GOOD BASE

FOR SKIN CANCER, YOUR SPRING

BREAK WAS LAME.

A FATHER SHOULD NEVER PAY FOR

HIS DAUGHTER'S SPRING BREAK.

YOU CAN'T STOP YOUR DAUGHTER

FROM BEING A WHORE.

AVOID BEING THE LEAD STORY ON

NANCY GRACE.

NOW GET BACK TO YOUR DORM AND

PRAY FOR YOUR PERIOD.

ZACH WAS TRYING TO PARTY LIKE A

ROCK STAR.

THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

ZACH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

>> THANK YOU, NOT TO TOUCH ME.

I AM WEIRD WITH HEIGHTS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT

HAPPENED?

>> MY FRIEND TOLD ME IT WAS

CLIFF DIVING.

DEVIL'S PUNCH BOWL.

I SAID I HAVE TO JUMP OFF THAT

LEDGE.

>> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

>> HOW HIGH WERE YOU?

>> 115 FEET.

>> IT IS AWAY FROM THE WATER AND

PEOPLE.

>> WHEN YOU SAW YOURSELF ON THE

EDGE WERE YOU SCARED?

>> I WASN'T SCARED.

I WENT TOO HIGH UP.

>> WERE YOU TRYING TO GET BACK

OFF?

>> I WAS COMPLETELY OVER.

I AM GOING TO JUMP FROM UP HERE.

MY BODY FLIPPED FORWARD AND

LANDED IN THE WATER.

JUST LIKE THE MOVIES.

>> PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN

BETTER WITH AQUA SOX.

>> HAD YOU BEEN DRINKING?

>> TWO BEERS.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I HAD A COLLAPSED LUNG.

>> THAT IS IT.

DID IT KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS?

>> I SWAMP TO SHORE AFTER I HIT

THE WATER>> WERE YOU AIR LIFTED?

>> I AM RACKED UP IN HOSPITAL

BILLS.

$93,000.

>> HAVE YOUR PARENTS SEEN IT?

>> IT FREAKED MY MOM OUT WHEN I

TOLD HER TO GO TO YOUTUBE.

>> DID YOU TRY TO SUE THE

MOUNTAIN?

>> IT IS ON AN INDIAN

RESERVATION.

>> I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE

COURTROOMS.

>> DID YOU STILL PLOW HONEYS?

>> THERE WERE GIRLS SCREAMING

DON'T DO IT YOU IDIOT.

DO YOU WISH YOU WOULD HAVE

LISTENED TO THEM?

>> I AM GLAD I JUMPED.

GOT SOME INTERNET FAME.

>> HAVE YOU JUMPED OFF A CLIFF

SINCE?

>> NO.

I HAVEN'T.

THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR.

HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO MUCH

MORE CONTROLLED SAFER

ENVIRONMENT?

>> I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

>> THIS IS WHAT STEVE WIN MUST

FEEL LIKE.

YO, YO, YO WELCOME TO MTV SPRING

BREAK.

FROM PANAMA CITY BEACH.

I AM YOUR HOST DANIEL CORTEZ.

YOU CAN'T HAVE A POOL PARTY.

WE HAVE JAY-Z AND BBEYONCE'S

PUBLIC APPEARANCE.

ONE SEXY BABY.

HERE IS MY BOY.

A GUY WHO SHOULD BE DEAD.

ABOUT TO MAKE A PERSONAL BEST,

116 FOOT DIVE OFF A OF PLATFORM.

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT?

>> I AM READY.

>> DJ.

PLAY SOME MUSIC THAT WILL MAKE

THIS GUY WANT TO JUMP.

>> GOOD LUCK.

>> OKAY.

♪ ♪

>> DON'T DO IT!

DON'T DO IT!

>> THREE, TWO, ONE, JUMP!

♪ ♪

THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE.

HERE COMES THE DANCE FLOOR.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

ANY TIME SOMEONE BACK HANDS A

BEER LIKE THAT THERE IS A GOOD

CHANCE THEY ARE ABOUT TO SPEND

THE NIGHT IN JAIL.

LET'S FIND OUT IF HE IS A GOOD

TIPPER IN WEEK'S BREAK DOWN.

THIS IS THE A CASINO IN THE

CZECH REPUBLIC.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD CASINOS,

I THOUGHT IT WAS WALL TO WALL

ETHNIC CLEANSING.

NEVER TRUST ANYONE THAT BUTTONS

THEIR TOP BUTTON OR THE PRING

GEL GUYS MUSTACHE ON TOP

FOREHEAD.

THAT IS THE MURDER GRIP.

TO PULL OFF A HEIST IN VEGAS, TO

ROB ONE OVER THERE YOU NEED A

BIG BEER.

PC IS SOAKED.

POWER DOWN AND GET THAT THING IN

A BAG OF UNCOOKED RICE, YOU ARE

WELCOME.

HIS HEAD GOT CHRISTENED.

KIND OF IRONIC HE SOLD THE GUY

HIS OWN ASSAULT WEAPON.

TECHNICALLY THAT MAKES HIM AN

ACCOMPLICE.

MAYBE THIS IS UNDERCOVER BOSS

CZECH REPUBLIC AND PISSED THEY

ARE WATCHING VIDEOS ON THE

COMPANY DIME.

IT IS FRUSTRATING.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU STOLE FIVE

YEAR ROWS.

BASICALLY YOU JUST HIT A GUY

OVER THE HEAD FOR

THAT JOKE IS FOR THE SEVEN GIRLS

THAT WATCH THIS SHOW.

WHO DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A

RAVE?

♪ ♪ ♪

I GIVE BLACK PEOPLE THE SAME

LOOK WHEN THEY WILL HAVE AT

KEVIN HEART.

HE IS PROBABLY AS HUNGRY.

TO KIDS A SPY SENT TO STEAL MORE

OF THE WHITE MAN'S SWEET DANCE

MOVES.

LET'S GIVE A STANDING OVATION TO

THIS BOOTY CLAP.

ALL RIGHT.

BECKY IS GOING TO LOSE HER GOD

DAM MIND.

BUT BE CAREFUL, STARING IT AT

FOR AN EXTENDING PERIOD OF TIME

CAN CAUSE RAGING BONERS.

♪ ♪ ♪

[LAUGHTER].

>> ZACH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

>> I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO

TOUCH ME.

I'M A LITTLE WEIRD WITH HEIGHTS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

>> [chuckles]

>> SURE HOPE THIS IS STURDY.

>> YOU SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT, ZACH, TELL ME

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED

THAT DAY.

>> MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE WAS

GOING CLIFF JUMPING

THE NEXT DAY.

IT'S CALLED CEDAR CREEK FALLS,

BUT EVERYONE CALLS IT

THE DEVIL'S PUNCH BOWL.

>> THE DEVIL'S PUNCH BOWL.

>> YEAH.

>> MAN.

>> EVEN SOUNDS BAD.

>> THAT SOUNDS EXCITING.

>> WE WERE THERE FOR ABOUT

THREE, FOUR HOURS, AND WE WERE

TALKING ABOUT LEAVING, AND I WAS

LIKE, "BEFORE WE GO, MAN,

I GOT TO JUMP OFF THAT LEDGE."

>> SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT

TO DO IT.

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW?

>> HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK

YOU WERE?

>> 100 FEET, 115 FEET.

>> AND YOU JUST KEPT

CLIMBING HIGHER?

>> THE TRAIL THAT TAKES YOU TO

THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN IS

AWAY FROM THE WATER.

>> GOT IT.

>> IT'S AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE.

>> SO YOU HAD NO IDEA UNTIL YOU

KIND OF POPPED OUT ON THE EDGE.

>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

>> AND WHEN YOU SAW YOURSELF ON

THE EDGE, WERE YOU

SCARED SHITLESS?

>> I WASN'T SCARED.

I REALIZED THAT I WENT TOO

HIGH UP.

>> WERE YOU TRYING TO GET OFF?

>> WELL, I WASN'T GONNA CLIMB

BACK DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.

I WAS COMPLETELY OVER THAT.

I THOUGHT, "THE ONLY WAY DOWN

IS, I'M JUST GONNA JUMP FROM

UP HERE."

>> DID YOU MAKE A BIG SPLASH?

>> OH, YEAH.

YEAH, FOR SURE.

>> DID YOU THINK ABOUT STOPPING

HALFWAY DOWN ON THAT ONE LEDGE?

>> I SAW THE LEDGE COMING.

I WAS ABOUT 10, 15 FEET ABOVE

THE LEDGE.

I WAS LIKE--MY LEGS WERE BENT

A LITTLE BIT.

I WAS PREPARED TO CATCH MYSELF,

YOU KNOW, SO I DON'T BREAK MY

LEG OR ANYTHING.

I CAUGHT MYSELF, AND AS I BEND

MY KNEES TO CATCH MYSELF, MY

BODY JUST FLIPPED FORWARD, AND

I DID THREE FRONT FLIPS.

LANDED IN THE WATER.

AND IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WHEN

I STARTED DOING FRONT FLIPS,

I WAS LIKE, "AW, MAN, THIS IS

JUST LIKE THE MOVIES."

>> [laughs]

>> NEXT THING YOU KNOW, BAM,

HIT THE WATER.

>> YOU'RE LIKE TOM CRUISE.

WAS THAT THE HIGHEST PLACE

YOU'VE EVER JUMPED OFF OF?

>> BEFORE THAT, THE HIGHEST

PLACE I'D JUMPED--SO I WANT TO

SAY--IS, LIKE, 60 FEET, 65 FEET.

>> OH, SO YOU SHATTERED YOUR

OLD RECORD.

>> OH, YEAH, FOR SURE.

>> THAT PROBABLY WOULD'VE GONE

A LOT BETTER HAD YOU BEEN

WEARING AQUA SOCKS.

>> PROBABLY.

JUST LIKE SHOES, YOU KNOW?

>> HAD YOU BEEN DRINKING

THAT DAY?

>> I HAD--I HAD ABOUT TWO BEERS.

>> DID IT AFFECT YOUR BUZZ?

>> I DON'T EVEN THINK I WAS

BUZZING YET, TO BE HONEST.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

PHYSICALLY?

>> I GOT A COLLAPSED LUNG,

AND THE SAME LUNG THAT COLLAPSED

GOT BRUISED.

>> THAT'S IT?

>> THAT'S IT.

>> THAT DOESN'T SEEM THAT SEVERE

FOR WHAT I SAW.

>> YEAH, IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD.

>> IT LOOKS HORRIBLE.

>> I LANDED ON MY BACK WHEN

I HIT THE WATER.

>> DID IT KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS?

>> NO, I SWAM TO SHORE RIGHT

AFTER I HIT THE WATER.

>> YOU'RE A MONSTER.

>> CAME TO THE POINT WHERE

I COULDN'T EVEN WALK ANYMORE.

I JUST FELT LIKE I JUST WANTED

TO, LIKE, GO TO SLEEP FOR

A LITTLE BIT, AND...

>> THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN...

>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

>> AFTER YOU'VE JUMPED OFF

A 100-FOOT CLIFF, IF YOU'RE

LIKE, "HEY, JUST LET ME TAKE

A NAP FOR A LITTLE BIT."

WERE YOU AIRLIFTED OUT OF THERE?

>> YEAH, I WAS AIRLIFTED.

>> WHAT'D THAT COST YOU?

>> THE COUNTY OF SAN DIEGO,

I GUESS, COVERS AIRLIFT.

>> OKAY.

>> BUT I'M RACKED UP IN

HOSPITAL BILLS.

>> WHAT'S THAT COST YOU?

>> $93,000.

>> WHEW.

>> IF I HAD TO PAY FOR

THE HELICOPTER, I THINK THEY

WOULD HAVE CHARGED ME $40,000.

>> THAT'S CRAZY.

I GET A CITATION X TO TAKE ME

ACROSS THE COUNTRY--$25,000,

$30,000.

BUT YOU GOT A FREE HELICOPTER

RIDE OUT OF IT.

>> I GOT A HELICOPTER RIDE.

>> DID YOUR PARENTS SEE

THAT VIDEO?

>> I WAITED PROBABLY ABOUT

TWO MONTHS TO TELL MY MOM.

I DIDN'T TELL HER WHAT I DID.

I TOLD HER TO GO TO YOUTUBE.

SHE'S LIKE, "WHAT AM I WATCHING?

THIS DOESN'T SOUND GOOD."

I WAS LIKE, "JUST WATCH IT.

TRUST ME."

>> "TRUST ME, YOU'RE GONNA

LOVE IT."

>> SHE WATCHED IT.

SHE PANICKED ON THE PHONE,

STARTED SCREAMING AT ME.

IT REALLY FREAKED HER OUT.

>> WELL, YEAH.

SHE SAW HER SON DIE.

>> YEAH.

>> DID YOU TRY TO SUE

THE MOUNTAIN?

>> NO.

IT'S ON, LIKE--LIKE,

AN INDIAN RESERVATION.

>> I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE

COURTROOMS ON INDIAN

RESERVATIONS.

I JUST THINK THERE'S A GUY THAT

JUST STANDS THERE AND CHOPS

YOUR HEAD OFF.

>> YEAH, RIGHT?

>> YOU STILL PLOW SOME HONEYS

THAT NIGHT?

>> IT'S KIND OF HARD WITH

A COLLAPSED LUNG, BUT THEY DID

THEIR PART.

>> GOOD.

WHEN PEOPLE WERE FILMING YOU,

THERE WAS GIRLS SCREAMING,

"DON'T DO IT."

>> DON'T DO IT, YOU IDIOT!

>> YEAH, THEY KEPT CALLING ME

AN IDIOT.

>> DO YOU WISH YOU WOULD'VE

LISTENED TO THEM?

>> I'M KIND OF GLAD I JUMPED,

YOU KNOW?

>> YEAH?

>> GOT SOME INTERNET FAME.

>> I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.

HAVE YOU JUMPED OFF

A CLIFF SINCE?

>> NO, I HAVEN'T.

>> THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

ALL RIGHT, THAT LAST JUMP DIDN'T

GO GREAT, SO HOW ABOUT I TAKE

YOU TO A MUCH MORE CONTROLLED,

SAFER ENVIRONMENT?

>> DO A ROUND TWO?

>> YEAH, SORRY.

>> YEAH, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

>> SPRING BREAK RULES.

OH, THIS IS WHAT STEVE WYNN

MUST FEEL LIKE.

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