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Streamlined Commuter

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Pardon me, can I get by? I'm trying to catch the 5:15 train to the future."

[via Catsmob]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Fungus Fetish

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 4:00PM

Ugh I hate it when porn butts have red bumps on them. Totally takes me out of it.

[via Imgur]

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No Prison Can Hold Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

By the time you realize he's gone, all that remains is the pile of puke he left on your back seat.

[via Acid Cow]

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Making Porn Looks Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you can crush a burger three feet away, you've been in this business too long.

[via UberHumor]

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