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I’ve Had The Time Of My Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

I think we can safely say that no one is putting that croc in the corner.

[via Break]

The Future Has Arrived

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

And it’s chili season so it couldn’t have come at a better time.

[via Uber Humor]

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fart

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Not An Onion Headline

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

So… I guess we can expect that sex tape in the year 2030-ish?

[via Bro My God]

So Fresh, So Clean

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just had mine bleached two weeks ago but I’m not going to pass up an amazing deal.

[via Uber Humor]

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anal bleaching

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mall

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Magical Nose

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

If you wear it in public around children, POOF the cops will appear.

[via Joanne Casey]