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Eyes Wide Shut

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2015 at 5:00PM

"I hate to be a pain, Mr. Whiskers, but if you're here for the orgy you'll need a mask."

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

R.I.P. Chocolate Thunder

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2015 at 4:18PM

NBA great and menace to backboards everywhere Darryl Dawkins passed away today. In his honor, take a look back at his dominant performance in 30 for 30.0 – Nerf Hoops.

Darts With Dummies

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

dart

Really your fault, he obviously couldn't see your foot with those shoes on.

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Diners, Drive-Ins and Dem Titties

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

GuyFieriBaby

"Take me to Flavortown, Ma!"

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