“No sir, you cannot weigh your penis on the deli scale.”
And he used a Dale Earnhardt Jr. wall clock as a plate.
[via Rad Ass]
I’ve had longer battles getting a straw into a Capri Sun than it took to knock this guy out.
[via The Chive]
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