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Caught Up In A Drive-By

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 6:00PM

“Make a wish, bitch.” – Grandma

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That’s Not How It Works

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

bikeonman

When you don’t wash your spandex tights for weeks, bikes WILL revolt.

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bicycle

bike

crash

cycling

cyclocross

face plant

fail

fall

race

wtf

Dildo KO

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

Guess he’s never heard the expression, “Don’t bring a whip to a dildo fight.”

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battle

big dildo

dildo

fight

giant dildo

knockout

KO

shield

sword

weapon

whip

A Nice Relaxing Read

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 12:00PM

readinghorder

She better read it all in one setting because once she puts it down it’s lost forever.

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book

clutter

filthy

gross

hoarder

hoarders

home

house

reading

trash

The Tacos Were A Success

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

tacocoma

Beauty Tip: Taco Bell mild sauce is a cheap and easy way to instant tan your face.

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child

coma

daughter

food coma

girl

mild sauce

passed out

taco

taco bell

tacos

tan