“Make a wish, bitch.” – Grandma
[via Rad Ass]
When you don’t wash your spandex tights for weeks, bikes WILL revolt.
Guess he’s never heard the expression, “Don’t bring a whip to a dildo fight.”
She better read it all in one setting because once she puts it down it’s lost forever.
Beauty Tip: Taco Bell mild sauce is a cheap and easy way to instant tan your face.