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Dirty Dancing

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 6:00PM

ohdance

Reaching orgasm at the exact same moment is going to score high with the judges.

[via Rad Ass]

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Poor Tom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

poortom

It’s okay though. Tom didn’t feel like putting on pants, and birthday cake icing gives him diarrhea.

[via Uber Humor]

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75th

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cancelled

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friends

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Tom

So Life-Like

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 2:00PM

merrygovjay

Shout out to the poor carousal zebra that’s been staring at the elephant vagina every minute of every day for the past ten years.

[via Imgur]

Snakes On A Boat

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 12:00PM

snakesonboat

I’d rather have my boat taken by Somali pirates.

[via Izismile]

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boat

nature

NOPE

Pirates

snakes

somali

water

wtf

Like They Always Say…

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 10:00AM

All great romances start by being randomly selected on an app by a spinning cow tongue.

[via Rad Ass]

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app

cow tongue

dating

giant tongue

machine

phone

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