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Doggy Got Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2016 at 2:00PM

ShapelyDog

When she goes for a walk all the boys' red rockets come out.

[via Izismile]

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animals

ass

back

behind

butt

dog

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tights

From Around the Web

Sailor Jerry

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

BoatBlackout

How long has he been there? Barnacles are starting to gather around his taint.

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blackout

boat

dock

drinking

drunk

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nap

out

pass

sail

sailor jerry

sleep

speedo

Poor Placement

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 29, 2016 at 12:00PM

invisalight

You replace them with whale baleen?

[via UberHumor]

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ad

ad fail

braces

bus

bus ad

fail

grill

invisalign

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sign fail

vent

Most Trusted Name In Childcare

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2016 at 11:00AM

DayCare

Have you ever spent time with small children? This is right on point.

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Bitch

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care

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children

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daycare

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missing

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watch

Up In Here

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 29, 2016 at 10:00AM

drugs

This place always takes forever because the pharmacist is an anal-retentive jerk.

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