Judge away, but her Uber driver rating is five stars.
[via Acid Cow]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
So… you want me to skip school and sleep all day in a kale field while high on pot brownies? If you insist, mom.
She just realized she was on a clothing optional boat tour.
[via Uber Humor]
Mascots can go pant-less in front of thousands of people every night, but I walk out to my mail box without pants ONE TIME, and get a citation.
[via The Chive]
Vladimir Putin is going to pissed when he finds out this dude was taking a dump in his toilet.