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Safety First, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

mothersday

A gift worth thinking about if your mom recently joined Tinder.

[via Rad Ass]

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condoms

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mom

mothers day

retail

safe sex

tinder

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

deadlyboob

Snakes gotta chill with that aggressive love making.

[via Acid Cow]

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boobs

dead

deadly

headline

implants

magazine

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Show And Tell Was… Interesting

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 10:00AM

kkkschool

The teacher had the unfortunate task of informing the boy that his dad was not in fact a badass white ninja but instead a horrible racist.

[via Imgur]

Easy Access

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

vagtattoo

“It’s an oyster, honey.” – What she tells her six-year old every time he asks about it.

[via Uber Humor]

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arm

gross

lick

mom

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vagina

wtf

Cause Baby You’re A Firework

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2015 at 9:00PM

underwearsparks

Looks a lot like me trying to undo a girl’s bra when I was 16.

[via Izismile]