I'll take two scoops, hold the shame.
[via The Chive]
Do you know about how Curt sends his dick pics? Oh. I'm sorry. Yeah.
An obvious case of a car self-destructing to stop that god damn singing.
[via Marco Ferro]
The Bath and Body Works Memorial Day candle sale really brings out the freaks.
His odds of surviving a bath with an electric toaster seem better.