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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Hitchin’ A Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 6:00PM

hitcharide

Judge away, but her Uber driver rating is five stars.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

catch a ride

hover round

ride

street

traffic

uber

wtf

From Around the Web

Motherly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

momadvice

So… you want me to skip school and sleep all day in a kale field while high on pot brownies? If you insist, mom.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

advice

bad advice

drugs

fashion

mom

mother

school

shirt

t-shirt

vegetables

wtf

Nana Is Having A Great Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

scarednan

She just realized she was on a clothing optional boat tour.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

beer

boat

drinking

face

grandma

granny

lake

nana

sailing

scared

that face

water

wtf

Put That Thing Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

mascotpenis

Mascots can go pant-less in front of thousands of people every night, but I walk out to my mail box without pants ONE TIME, and get a citation.

[via The Chive]

One Throne To Rule Them All

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 10:00AM

throne

Vladimir Putin is going to pissed when he finds out this dude was taking a dump in his toilet.

[via Idiod]

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bathroom

poop

pooping

rug

russia

russia probably

throne

toilet