• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2016 at 5:00PM

TwinkieNarwhal

Sometimes you gotta get a recent fever dream permanently needled into your arm.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Right After This

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 4:00PM

afety

Now, please allow him to demonstrate how bloody it can get when you are unsafe.

[via Izismile]

10 Birds Being Jerkbags

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 3:00PM

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The worst part about birds are their dead eyes. You can never tell what they're thinking. And that's exactly the way they want it, because they are always planning to kill you.

Here they are caught in the act.

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Gas Her Up And Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 2:00PM

fuel

He must be a decent guy if he's giving everyone this warning that he's a giant creep.

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