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Busted!

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Wouldn’t shock me in the slightest to see the Raiders use their first round draft pick on speed dad.

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From Around the Web

Smooth As Silk

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

When a baked apple pie heist attempt goes wonderfully awry.

[via The Chive]

A Gig Is A Gig

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 6:00PM

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I didn’t know that Creed was still touring.

[via Cats Mob]

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Huge Sale Today

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Something tells me that Bedshit sheets don’t have the best thread count.

[via Rad Ass]

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Morning Wood

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

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If it doesn’t start deflating within the next four hours, she should seek medical attention.

[via The Chive]