Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This lady laughs off a near lightning strike. Someone tell her that's electric death falling from the sky.
- Man has his penis bitten by a spider for the second time this year. At some point, you just stop taking your penis out altogether.
- This 20-year-old college student is auctioning off her virginity. Still won't fetch as much as the Martin Shkreli face punch auction.
- Police are looking for the woman who banged a baby t-rex statue. She's just trying to get that dino D.
- Paris is opening an experimental nudist zone. It's a city known for wine, cheese, and publicly exposed balls.
- It's a redhead kind of weekend.