This guy's man-spread takes up half the train car.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
My first guess was Seth Rogan’s body hair, but zebra was a close second.
Forget zebra, what's in zepanties?
We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Breitenfeld.
Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
This zebra is about to write a strongly-worded letter about cultural appropriation.
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