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Eyes Wide Shut

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2015 at 5:00PM

"I hate to be a pain, Mr. Whiskers, but if you're here for the orgy you'll need a mask."

[via Imgur]

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eyes wide shut

mask

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From Around the Web

Nailed It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 13, 2015 at 12:00PM

toenails

This is TOE-tally an impressive FEAT.

[via TC Mag]

Inappropriate Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

CostumeSafari

Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.

[via Daily Garlic]

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bad idea

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lion

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zebra

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Earn Your Stripes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 1, 2015 at 12:00PM

COLOMBIA-ENVIRONMENT-CAR FREE DAY

Is he white with black stripes, or black with white stripes? I'm trying to decide which type of outrage to feign.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Raul Arboleda/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Earn Your Stripes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

COLOMBIA-ENVIRONMENT-CAR FREE DAY

A popped collar? Who knew zebras were so douchey?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Raul Arboleda/Stringer/Getty Images]