Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns. Silly geese.
- How adults label genitalia, including their "chili cannons."
- Baby Nic Cage is the weirdest Tumblr ever. And it's great.
- A girl got eye jewelry implanted. And you can't even fucking see it.
- A Putin butt plug! FINALLY!
- Fresh Balls anti-sack sweat lotion. Because balls can get… gross.
- 79 pictures of underboobs, which is actually 158 if you think about it.
- This guy photobombed butt cracks. Also he's quite the looker.
- A table tennis robot. Cool, but who says table tennis? It's ping pong.
- And snow swimming, which is kind of stupid but that means you guys will eat that shit up.
[video via Funny or Die]