Someone's up past their bedtime.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I'm going to vote for Obama, but only because I lost a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
[via Tastefully Offensive]