Someone's up past their bedtime.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
I'm going to vote for Obama, but only because I lost a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
[via Tastefully Offensive]