Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!
[via I am Bored]
Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.