If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
When you make a spot-on joke on the bus in 6th grade, you immortalize that shit.
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And just like its namesake, it's always open.
Your mom drank it all.
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I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!
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Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.
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