Your mom drank it all.
[via The Chive]
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I'm getting too old for this shift.
I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!
[via I am Bored]
Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.
Joke's on you, asshole. My mom died last week choking on a giant cock.
[via The Clearly Dope]