Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
When you make a spot-on joke on the bus in 6th grade, you immortalize that shit.
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[via Huge LOL]
And just like its namesake, it's always open.
Your mom drank it all.
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I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!
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Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.
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