This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
And just like its namesake, it's always open.
Your mom drank it all.
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I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!
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Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.
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