"Siri, remind me to try to hit that in 2 years."
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You can actually get pretty high off of this because of the pesticides your mom uses on it.
Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
Sounds like you might be a little young for our show. Just make sure your parents are cool with it.
"With the other two out of the picture, there's no way mommy and daddy can say we can't afford Disney Land now."
[via Acid Cow]