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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Modern Love Story

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 8, 2016 at 10:00PM

datenight

SniperPrincess92 is excited for her friends to finally meet her boyfriend xKillSwitchx.

[via Acid Cow]

From Around the Web

Gym So Hard

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 8, 2016 at 6:00PM

thonggear

Where does one find a thong that large?

[via Radass]

Tags: 

bro

do you even lift

douche

fashion

flex

gym

gym wear

thong

thongs

wtf

Your Gas Might Be Racist

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2016 at 6:00PM

circlekkk

Now we know where they get the gasoline to start all those cross burnings.

[via Radass]

Tags: 

circle k

flag

flags

gas

gas station

KKK

racist

wtf

Poop Break

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2016 at 4:00PM

poopbreak

Updated Asshole Parking Rankings:

1. Shitting in a handicap spot.

2. Big truck taking up two handicap spots without a tag.

3. Parking in a handicap spot without a tag.

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

car

dump

handicap

parking

parking spot

poop

shit

shitting

wtf

Cruel Summer

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2016 at 10:00AM

beachedwhale

A $60,000 dollar beached whale.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bad idea

beach

beached whale

driving

mercedes

ocean

sand

sink

sinking

suv

wtf

Blazin’ Bath

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 6, 2016 at 10:00PM

hotbath

Some people will go to any lengths to get hot.

[via Idiod]

Tags: 

bath

bathtub

buffalo sauce

gross

hot

hot sauce

ouch

wtf