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You're So Vein

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

I love a woman whose body feels like an uncracked walnut.

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WiFi Seduction

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

Hopefully he cleans that pocket pussy out on the reg.

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couch

internet

name

neighbor

pocket pussy

pull out

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Coming This Summer To Theaters

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 29, 2014 at 12:00PM

Saving the world’s genitals has been left up to one man… Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

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Classic Ned

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 4:00PM

Ned is the shark.

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ned

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NOPE

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Neat Show!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

This must be the new Cirque Du Sol-eating Pussy.

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eat

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NOPE

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Elaborate Staging

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

The level of patience and meticulousness this requires is only present in serial killers.

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