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I Have So Many Questions…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Is this some kind of elaborate statement on how they should have used a rubber?

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Sir? Voldemort Lives On Your Head.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

He actually hates when you call him Voldemort. His name is Anthony.

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Get To Da Chippa!

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

He doesn’t have a single issue climbing into a wood chipper but won’t drink milk one day past the best by date.

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It’s A Major Award

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

The Golden Poo of Excellence award goes to the public restroom that provides the most comfortable and clean environment to go number two.

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Hot New Night Spot

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

Friday Night Special: Half price appetizers if your water breaks.

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Everybody To The Dance Floor

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

When the DJ says it's time for “The Electric Slide” you should pass.

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