She’s definitely convinced that she is making out with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy.
[via The Chive]
Fast food dining room fights are usually just diversions so their friends can escape from their job.
Damn girl, you gotta start attaching that thing to a leash.
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Some asshole is going to play the Titanic theme as the owner watches it float away.
You should always keep a “I’m With Her” bumper sticker handy in case you see this truck in a parking lot.