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Friends ’Til The End

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 18, 2015 at 8:00PM

chuckyplane

Unfortunately TSA doesn’t have a device to detect if there is a vengeful soul of a serial killer inside dolls.

[via Cats Mob]

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child's play

chucky

doll

passenger

plane

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This Book ‘Gets Around’

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 17, 2015 at 9:00PM

50shadesherpes

I can think of more embarrassing ways to get herpes. Wait nope, no I can’t.

[via Rising Tensions]

Who You Calling Chicken Legs?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 17, 2015 at 11:00AM

ChickenLegs

This is actually a rare breed of chicken that requires high-protein feed and 24-hour access to a squat rack.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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big

chicken

feet

jacked

legs

strange

strong

swollen

wtf

A True Fan

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 16, 2015 at 8:00PM

hockeyfan

Dave is superstitious and doesn’t wash his balls when the team has a winning streak going.

[via Reddit]

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balls

balls testicles

fan

gross

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Welp, This Is Awkward

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 15, 2015 at 10:00PM

libraryporn

“Thanks for intervening, officer. I would have never finished my project if I’d kept looking at porn all day.”

[via Reddit]

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awkward

computer

internet porn

library

officer

police

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Family Fun Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 15, 2015 at 2:00PM

tankfamily

An average Sunday for the Danielson’s includes church, lunch, invading neighboring properties and blowing up foreclosed homes.

[via Break]

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family

invade

military

sunday

tank

war

wtf