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Instant Elf

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 14, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Thankfully, Hobbit cosplay is a well-paying career.

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From Around the Web

Feeding Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 14, 2015 at 8:00PM

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If you’ve ever complained about a mother for breast feeding in public, I hope karma sends this duo to whatever restaurant you’re eating at for the next six months.

[via Reddit]

Comin’ In Hot

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2015 at 10:00PM

Thankfully he shit his pants on the way down to help cushion the landing.

[via Lol He He He]

So Bendy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 12, 2015 at 2:00PM

She doesn’t know her birth father is, but I’m convinced it was package of Twizzlers.

[via Bro My God]

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Smart Police Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

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These officers are fully aware that these guys will be much easier to deal with if they just let them finish.

[via Lol He He He]

He’s Hot-N-Ready

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 11, 2015 at 10:00AM

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He wished to be more desired.

Wish granted.

[via Break]

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