I didn’t know that Creed was still touring.
[via Cats Mob]
When you don’t wash your spandex tights for weeks, bikes WILL revolt.
Shelby isn’t certain if Dan has an erection or a sizable rat just crawled up his pants.
If you smoke a 20 lb. joint, be prepared to have an eight-hour conversation with your cat about string theory.
I suppose the broom attack works. Personally, would have chosen the option in which you burn down the entire house and not look back.
[via Fail Blog]