Her MMA name should be Ronda Lousy.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Out of all those billion served, half of them were just there to poop.
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It’s like watching a 3D episode of House M.D. without wearing 3D glasses.
Hey kid, if you play your cards right, maybe dad will leave you your new stepmom in his will.
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She kindly asked him if he was still high from anesthesia before telling him no.