And my parents wonder why I visit less and less.
[via Cats Mob]
The obesity problem in the USA would be nonexistent if everyone had a clown chasing them.
[via The Chive]
This shit is riveting…if you're a psychopath. Someone forward this to Robert Durst.
If there was ever a reason for breast pumps and bottles, THIS IS IT.
Wait, so Ronald isn’t a natural redhead? My whole life has been a lie.
Chris Harrison wasn’t messing around when he said this would be the most shocking Bachelor finale of all time.