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Alice, You Dirty Girl

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

Pretty sure that mushroom didn't have a tag on it that said, "Fuck Me."

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alice

alice in wonderland

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Sex

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Cool Mother's Day Card

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Well you're a pigeon and that makes me not want to touch you because you're a disgusting, disease-riddled rat with wings that lives off other people's french fries.

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card

gift

mothers day

pigeon

pigeon card

whore

whore card

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How Could She Ever Say No?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

Pigs weren’t his first choice but the farm wouldn’t let him spray paint the llamas.

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engagement

love

manure

marry me

pigs

romantic

she said yes

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Might Need To Cancel Your Plan

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

I doubt he'll be able to help with your homework.

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facetime

fail

homeless

iPhone

phone

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They’re Synonymous

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

It’s the only fitness area that doesn’t look down on you for hydrating with nacho cheese.

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Watch Out For Crabs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

And herpes.

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beach

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