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Designated Dog Part II

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

"What seems to be the problem, Officer?"

"Ma'am, you need your puppy in a car seat, not in a basket at your feet."

Designated Dog Part I

[via The Chive]

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Oh Fun, We're Going To Die

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

This is what happens if you’re still printing out directions on MapQuest.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Cool Urinal

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

Peeing on a Native American's vagina is a pretty specific fetish for a public restroom.

[via Unique Daily]

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You're The Greatest, Pops

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Not surprisingly, this landed atop the must-read list in Woody Allen's book club.

[via Fotozup]

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At Least He’s Not Texting

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

He judges all road trip distances by how many times he can play his cover of “Wonderwall.”

[via Pleated Jeans]

Time To Go To Church

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 8, 2014 at 12:00PM

Although don’t watch this before you go to your own church because you’re just setting yourself up for disappointment.

[via Reddit]