When Tina says she’ll put a foot in your ass she means it in the most literal sense.
[via The Weird Wide Web]
Currently wondering if there’s a sticker on the back of the car with her personal best distance.
“Daddy! I’ve lost the thermometer I stuck in Clyde’s butt.”
[via Rad Ass]
Seriously? Guys can't even get all of their pee into a urinal that's on the ground.
Personally, I think assuming he wants it "doggy style" is kind of… racist?