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Beg For Biden, Baby

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

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How have we not learned to keep guns AWAY from Vice Presidents?

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Christmas Just Got Creepy

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Kris Jenner is totally stealing this Christmas card idea.

[via The Chive]

Happy Hour

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Getting a blowjob doesn’t make up for the six times you got screwed playing $8.52 for a Coors Light.

[via Rad Ass]

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Food Porn

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2015 at 8:00PM

I felt excitement, hunger, disgust and regret while watching this gif. Which are exactly the emotions I go through when eating McDonalds.

[via Reddit]

Tis The Season…

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 15, 2015 at 10:00PM

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When the Robinson family down the street reminds everyone wear a condom and have a Merry Christmas.

[via The Chive]

The Safest Luggage In America

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 15, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Willing to bet my first born’s college fund that this is his Christian Mingle profile photo as well.

[via The Clearly Dope]