Should have never let her call shotgun.
In Russia, it counts as a goal if the puck pierces the goalie’s heart.
You think you had a bad day at the office; this guy had to pull off 20 leeches that were attached to his balls.
Looking for Pokémon in the wooded area of a public park can sometimes be dicey.
[via The Chive]
If this terrifying clown thinks he’s gonna lure me into his murder van with pizza… well that’s actually a pretty good plan.