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Business Casual

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

“Sure, you can pitch me an insurance policy but on one condition.”

[via Uber Humor]

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brief case

business

fashion

fishing

insurance

lake

pond

speedos

water

wtf

Her Middle Finger Is Watching You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Also it seems like her middle finger has been smoking some weed.

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art

eye

eyelash

eyelashes

gross

nail

nail art

nails

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wtf

Harry Styles Got Married, Y’all

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

Looking forward to my state finally legalizing cardboard cutout marriage. Katniss Everdeen and I have been waiting long enough.

[via Reddit]

Jesus Seems Kind Of Intense

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 6:00PM

I mean, it's nice that he loves me. I just wish it wasn't in a "standing over my lifeless body, breathing heavily" kind of way.

[via Break]

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blood

car

christ

christianity

cross

jesus

love

red

religion

scary

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why

wtf

Everybody Likes A Good Pump

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

Do not top off!! Whatever that means.

[via Izismile]

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art

gas

gas pump

paint

pump

Sex

vagina

van

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