"This clay mask feels a little like cement."
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I haven't the faintest idea where this man shops.
Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.
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I swear his motorcycle has to pee every twenty minutes.
And get ready to seductively slip them into his sock.
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