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Sir? That's Not A Bath

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

"This clay mask feels a little like cement."

[via UberHumor]

Don't Worry, He's From The Future

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

I haven't the faintest idea where this man shops.

[via Izismile]

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buff

future

man

public transportation

subway

train

wtf

Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.

[via Ratchet Mess Returns]

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can't explain that

cereal

clothes

costume

face

face paint

fail

milk

outfit

paint

weird

wtf

I'm Glad She's In A Helmet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

I swear his motorcycle has to pee every twenty minutes.

[via UberHumor]

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girl

girl motorcycle

hot

motorcycle

naked

ride

thong

wtf

Get Out Those Dollar Bills

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

And get ready to seductively slip them into his sock.

[via Daily Garlic]