“Somewhere I can rock out.”
[via The Chive]
Do your future kid a solid, and never tell them they were conceived during a Mumford & Sons music festival set.
[via Cats Mob]
He can’t wait until the hallway clears so he can finally relax and take off his pants.
"I didn't want to be your bridesmaid until I heard the theme was the most romantic of movies, Beetlejuice."