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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Dream Job

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2016 at 6:00PM

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The job interview consists of counting to 10, watching an episode of the Family Feud and drinking a fifth of cheap vodka without puking.

[via Bro My God]

From Around the Web

Great Expectations

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Ruben stresses that the “It’ll Grow Back” guarantee isn’t valid for any ear or mole that may get clipped.

[via The Chive]

Needle And Nope

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Sewing might not be the best hobby for a masochist.

[via Idiod]

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Finally, Some Good News

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2016 at 8:00PM

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So if you’re into makeup, oversized shoes, and creating nightmare fuel for children, then your opportunity awaits.

[via Acid Cow]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 22, 2016 at 7:00PM

All this rave dancing burns off the BigMacs.

Check out other weird stuff in the WTFriday section.

[via YouTube]