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Wanna See Dad’s Head Explode?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2015 at 6:00PM

whenigrowup

I bet Kanye has one of these tucked away in his closet.

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From Around the Web

The Look Of Disappointment

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 6:00PM

condomhead

Gotta do something fun with all those expired condoms in his night stand.

[via Acid Cow]

Mozart Milk Goes Down Smooth

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

cocktaillist

It’s not everyday you can ask for a sweet tight pussy in a public establishment and not get kicked out. We suggest you take advantage of it.

[via Fail Blog]

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This Seems Perfectly Safe

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 10:00AM

safetywoodchipper

“I’ll be fine, you guys. It’s a wood chipper not a leg chipper.”

[via Idiod]

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Like Father, Like Daughter

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

bigtounges

I’d purchase tickets to watch this family eat ice cream from a cone.

[via Izismile]