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First-Time Swinger

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2015 at 2:00PM

ExpertSwinger

Those checkered slip-ons are a sharp indicator of his athletic prowess.

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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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Can I Service You?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Maybe forget about setting up the TV and try to get an invite to whatever party this guy is going to.

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Everything About This Is Wrong

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

bad pants day

"My pants? They're on right. This is my vagina."

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Pockets Are Dumb

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Looks like his mom finally found a use for her extremely disappointing son.

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