Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this deer take on a leaf blower. Everybody likes getting blown.
- Vin Scully's final goodbye to baseball. If you don't tear up at America's grandpa signing off, you have no soul.
- NYTimes releases Trump tax returns. Wait, you mean to tell me everything this guy does isn't on the level?!
- Canada is cracking down on driving while high. They test your impairment by whether or not you accept free poutine.
- You're pronouncing these foods wrong. I'm still saying 'gyro' with a 'G' and you can all suck it.
- Mondays mean no bras allowed.