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Needing Some Fresh Air

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 30, 2016 at 8:00PM

Is there anyway you can take his ability to reproduce when you take away his driver’s license?

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Dry-Dock

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 4, 2016 at 6:00PM

boatwreck

They’ll have to rename that boat “REGRET” once they see the fine on their citation.

[via The Chive]

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Ejection Seat

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2016 at 9:00PM

ejectionseat

You’ll be happy to know that a panhandler broke her fall and the cyclist is completely fine.

[via Idiod]

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Bounce Back

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

When you attempt to crash a friend’s birthday party you weren’t invited to.

[via Vine]

It's A Sign

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 20, 2016 at 2:00PM

jesus

And also just a metaphor, you asshat.

[via Acid Cow]

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