Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Brazilian model gropes 100 men to make some kind of point about harassment. Those guys seem devastated.
- Yankees fan drops ring mid-proposal. Smooth start to your lives together.
- Prison guards reveal the weirdest things they've seen on the job. Murder and shower assault are so weird.
- Ranking the best and worst US cities for evacuation during a disaster. Click to find out how screwed you are.
- Tyson foods recalls chicken nuggets with plastic in them. Well, more plastic than usual.
- Get dem butts on Hump Day.