Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Rihanna taking weird photos. It's the only thing she does lately.
- Ja Rule is making a cookbook based on jail life. Microwave meals.
- 25 best baby Halloween costumes ever. Chipotle burrito for the win.
- Girls without bras on! Crank that AC.
- Boomer the Dog! Finally a man who sits on command.
- New world record for most people set on fire at the same time. But WHY??
- Michael Jordan's home is up for auction. Also could someone loan me $250k?
- 6 GoPro videos that'll make you crap your pants. I get it, I'm a pussy.
- Lorde's Royals got remixed by Rick Ross. Seems a little ironic.
- Flying Grim Reaper prank. The drugs and alcohol are quite literally catching up to me.
- And The Dickson Poon Law School. I'm guessing it's a wet campus? Thank you, goodnight!
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