• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Cool World Record?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

Hot damn! He can kiss his virginity goodbye.

[via Unique Daily]





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From Around the Web

This Guy Has Been Playing Guitar For 23 Hours

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 14, 2012 at 6:00PM

Guitarist David Didonato is currently attempting to set a new world record. If he makes it past 24 hours and 18 minutes, he will officially have played the longest guitar solo ever.

Since David took the stage around 7 PM yesterday evening that means he's about to break the record very, very soon.

And when he's done, David is going to get the longest blow job ever from a groupie that doesn't realize he's asleep.

[via Gawker]

The Least Impressive World Record You Will Ever See

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

According to The Courier, the Guinness Book of World Records says the video above set a world record.

For most unnecessary cheer of all time?

[via Arbroath]

Someone Drank A Milkshake At 100 MPH

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

So there's that.

The top YouTube comment pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter:

[via Stuff]

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 1, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov."  Dot mov??  Slow down, poindexter.  Let's do what this person should've done before uploading to YouTube and rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was HunterDad Alexander with his title, "THIS IS HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY BE OUT OF TOSH'S ASS!"  It's not funny though.  I did some additional reading on this video and I think the hamster may have been mentally impaired.  Shame on you, HunterDad.  Shame.  But congratulations!