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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
So there's that.
The top YouTube comment pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter:
Last Thursday, we showed you "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov." Dot mov?? Slow down, poindexter. Let's do what this person should've done before uploading to YouTube and rename this video.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was HunterDad Alexander with his title, "THIS IS HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY BE OUT OF TOSH'S ASS!" It's not funny though. I did some additional reading on this video and I think the hamster may have been mentally impaired. Shame on you, HunterDad. Shame. But congratulations!
On Tuesday, 850 employees of La Quinta Inn & Suites set a new Guinness World Record for longest chain of human mattress dominoes.
Cool, you guys!
I'm still never setting foot inside a La Quinta Inn & Suites. And I'm definitely not sleeping on your fat employee's sweat-stained mattress.
[via The DW]
"Dude, you realize there's an elevator, right?"