We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Looks like one of their World of Warcraft friends cast a spell of "Virgin's Oblivion."
Red Shirt Guy, aka InsaneGuyofDOOM, has broken his silence regarding the event:
"Hello, I am the "Red Shirt Kid" and I would like to clarify that my voice does not sound like that regularly. I was incredibly nervous at the time and the fact that I could hear my voice coming out so strangely only added to my fear. In a normal conversation I am far more fluent. Thank you."
There's no need to clarify, Red. Did Double Rainbow Guy explain himself? Did Antoine Dodson explain himself? Did Mel Gibson explain himself?! NO!
And what do all these men have in common? Internetfamy. So just go with it, Red. You'll be a Halloween costume soon enough.